MMJ makes me want to puke too !
Kenny Olav wrote:
To UNH1995 and to everyone sitting in Sections E, F and wherever else my horrid puke smell may have spread, I am the Boston 2 Puker, and I apologize.
And UNH1995, dude, that is some of the funniest shit I have read ever. Classic. I am actually almost proud of being the source of this humor.
Now let me answer some burning questions...
First, I was not drunk. I apparently ingested something that was in total disagreement with my system. Once expelled, I was completely fine. Elated, actually. But also disgusted at my own creation and sorry for the fowl stench my fellow Jamily members had to endure.
Secondly, where I puked was actually right next to the seats of my fiancee and I, not 3 or 4 seats down. I am very grateful for her springing into action, without remorse for ever having agreed to marry me, and informing the Garden staff of what I had done. Although it took way too long for them to act, and if I knew how to clean it up myself sooner, I would have.
Seriously, the Garden staff people kept walking by and looking at it but it took them forever to finally find the nearest minimum wage employee to clean it up!! Hence the tip.
UNH1995, I saw you come by and take the infamous and fucking hilarious picture and walk away, and I was like - "fuck, is he going to have me booted?" That's why I was acting weird when I told you I was OK, though I was still a little shell-shocked over the whole thing. Not physically ill, just uncomfortable because I had never puked in public before. But like I said I also felt much better for getting the offending agent out of my body.
Didn't Ed say to "leave your lunch on the cement floor?" Oh no... I remember now... he said "lady".
Thank you to Rayne and Trebmal for coming to my defense. You did not have to, but you did. True friends, indeed.
And now that I have outed myself as the Boston 2 Puker, on this day, my 30th birthday, I am raising a toast to all of you who have endured this ordeal with me.
I am also glad that I was able to give everyone who has read UNH1995's thread the gift of laughter, apalling as it may be.
Kenny Olav wrote:
The mark on my hand was a "J" which was written on my hand by the event staff. It indicated that I was a ticketholder for the floor.
Puke really unites everyone. I have learned so much from this whole experience.
I never knew such vomitaphobia existed in the northeast.
LMFAOROTF.... check Kenny's sig now.
Damn, these 2 threads beat hell out of those other threads I've been reading all day long because you guys got Parachutes and Leash! Which is great, too!
HAHAH Dude reading this thread does make my stomach churn...and to think I was the one that told Jojo about the original thread who called Kenny and his fiance and told them! hahah
maybe I should change mine to "I've travelled with the boston 2 puker" ? haha love ya buddy
i want to know what he ate
and why you people were at the harp and didn't find me!
One question Kenny. Are you attending Camden? I need to shake your hand.
Seriously are you going to be? Or the East Rutherford shows?
Hello...actually I, Kenny's future wife will be attending East Rutherford on June 3rd.
Autographs, I am good to bring one down. Signed puke pic, can do! Tell me what you are looking for.
omg bring a picture of it and have all of us sign it!!!
They wouldn't let my son in.
So we stood out on the sidewalk and listened whilst chatting up other PJ fans.
I was hoping you might come out and maybe we'd meet.
No such luck.
Then....What would happen to it? lol
I see a shrine being created to the best most insane threads in Pit history