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Boston 2 PUKE APOLOGY THREAD

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  • cuyler41cuyler41 Posts: 382
    MMJ makes me want to puke too !
  • stonesgstringstonesgstring Posts: 4,613
    Haha that's some funny stuff people have been saying ;):D

    Hope you recovered sufficiently to enjoy the show :)

    Happy birthday :D
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  • edwhoedwho Posts: 732
    ~
    Sounds like you guys could have used a nice sweet marijane air freshener.

    Bet ya’ nobody would have complained last night.
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  • nothingman44nothingman44 Posts: 1,487
    this whole "boston 2 puke" thing has taken on a life of its own.

    this will probably be brought up numerous times down the road.

    good to see you are a good sport about it too Kenny.
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,322
    cuyler41 wrote:
    MMJ makes me want to puke too !


    Dude, I know your kidding, but I must defend MMJ. Their sound had nothing to do with it. I enojoyed their performances the first three times I saw them this tour, and fortunately for me it wasn't my first time seeing them or else it would have ruined the experience. I have MMJ's album It Still Moves, and I now I want to go out and get the rest.
  • idratherbeidratherbe Posts: 366
    LMFAOROTF.... check Kenny's sig now. :D:D:D

    Damn, these 2 threads beat hell out of those other threads I've been reading all day long because you guys got Parachutes and Leash! Which is great, too!

    ~peace~
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  • nothingman44nothingman44 Posts: 1,487
    that sig is absolutely classic...
  • YieldInHidingYieldInHiding Posts: 1,820
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    To UNH1995 and to everyone sitting in Sections E, F and wherever else my horrid puke smell may have spread, I am the Boston 2 Puker, and I apologize.

    And UNH1995, dude, that is some of the funniest shit I have read ever. Classic. I am actually almost proud of being the source of this humor.

    Now let me answer some burning questions...

    First, I was not drunk. I apparently ingested something that was in total disagreement with my system. Once expelled, I was completely fine. Elated, actually. But also disgusted at my own creation and sorry for the fowl stench my fellow Jamily members had to endure.

    Secondly, where I puked was actually right next to the seats of my fiancee and I, not 3 or 4 seats down. I am very grateful for her springing into action, without remorse for ever having agreed to marry me, and informing the Garden staff of what I had done. Although it took way too long for them to act, and if I knew how to clean it up myself sooner, I would have.

    Seriously, the Garden staff people kept walking by and looking at it but it took them forever to finally find the nearest minimum wage employee to clean it up!! Hence the tip.

    UNH1995, I saw you come by and take the infamous and fucking hilarious picture and walk away, and I was like - "fuck, is he going to have me booted?" That's why I was acting weird when I told you I was OK, though I was still a little shell-shocked over the whole thing. Not physically ill, just uncomfortable because I had never puked in public before. But like I said I also felt much better for getting the offending agent out of my body.

    Didn't Ed say to "leave your lunch on the cement floor?" Oh no... I remember now... he said "lady".

    Thank you to Rayne and Trebmal for coming to my defense. You did not have to, but you did. True friends, indeed.

    And now that I have outed myself as the Boston 2 Puker, on this day, my 30th birthday, I am raising a toast to all of you who have endured this ordeal with me.

    I am also glad that I was able to give everyone who has read UNH1995's thread the gift of laughter, apalling as it may be.

    Your friend,

    Kenny

    Once I saw that you were the puker I immediately thought it had something to do with your birthday. Happy Birthday. :)
    No longer overwhelmed it seems so simple now.
  • edwhoedwho Posts: 732
    I’m not sure I can accept your apology. It sounds heart felt and all but I mean you just discharge an immediate superfund consideration and just wave a hand like “it’s ok, I did it, everything’s ok.” So you supervise the low wage cleanup AND than just in time for Pearl Jam you move over to your real seats. Convincing yourself the nice folks to soon take the PUKE seats will never know the difference.

    I want to know who had to use the contaminated seats and I’d like to see some real compensation for these duped fans. Remember Chernobyl. These people will probably never have normal kids now.
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  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Happy Birthday Kenny! You are now the biggest celebrity on the message pit, lol. This is the stuff of legend! Thanks to you and UNH for giving me more laughs today than I've had in a long time :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • edwhoedwho Posts: 732
    No Puke Tour 2006
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  • Happy Birthday and kudos to putting yourself out there and owning up to the puke (love the signature too). The 1st time I saw Pearl Jam April 1994 at the real Boston Garden, there were two lightweight teenage girls next to me and my friend smoking way too much weed. Halfway through the show, one of the girls sat down and started swaying. I was so afraid she would puke on me that I moved down and into the aisle. Good move on my part because I found out at the end of the show that she puked under her seat!!!
    Glad you enjoyed the show!
  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    The mark on my hand was a "J" which was written on my hand by the event staff. It indicated that I was a ticketholder for the floor.

    Sure, sure -- go sit with the other frat boys. ;)

    I'll accept your story, but it looks like an X to me. I'll have CSI examine the photo right after they get through dissecting your stomach contents. One thing is for sure: an alcohol induced vomit does usually make it's presence known far enough in advance to allow time to run to facilities or at least to the back of the rink. It is apparent that you did not have that time.

    I'll bet that you were not at all happy about feeling shitty at the show, though.
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  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 348
    Puke really unites everyone. I have learned so much from this whole experience.

    I never knew such vomitaphobia existed in the northeast.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2)
  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 3,690
    One question Kenny. Are you attending Camden? I need to shake your hand.
    MSG > everything combined
  • trebmaltrebmal BostonPosts: 99
    UNH1995 wrote:
    Puke really unites everyone. I have learned so much from this whole experience.

    I never knew such vomitaphobia existed in the northeast.

    HAHAH Dude reading this thread does make my stomach churn...and to think I was the one that told Jojo about the original thread who called Kenny and his fiance and told them! hahah
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  • trebmaltrebmal BostonPosts: 99
    idratherbe wrote:
    LMFAOROTF.... check Kenny's sig now. :D:D:D

    Damn, these 2 threads beat hell out of those other threads I've been reading all day long because you guys got Parachutes and Leash! Which is great, too!

    ~peace~

    maybe I should change mine to "I've travelled with the boston 2 puker" ? :p haha love ya buddy
    9.15.98 | 8.29.00 | 8.30.00 | 7.02.03 | 7.03.03 | 7.11.03 Mansfield, MA, 9.28.04 | 9.29.04 Boston, MA, 5.12.06 Albany, NY 5.13.06 Hartford, CT 5.24 | 5.25.06 Boston, MA, 8.05.07 Chicago, IL (lolla) 6.27.08 Hartford, CT, 6.28 | 6.30.08 Mansfield, MA, 10.4.09 Austin, TX (ACL), 10.30 | 10.31.09, Philadelphia, PA 5.17.10 Boston, MA, 10.15 | 10.16.2013 Worcester, MA, 10.25.13 Hartford, CT, 10.16.14 Detroit, MI, 4.18.16 Hampton, VA, 5.1 | 5.2.16 NYC, 8.5 | 8.7.16 Boston, MA, 7.3.18 Krakow, PL, 8.8 | 8.10.18 Seattle, WA, 8.13.18 Missoula, MT, 8.18.18 Chicago, IL, 9.2 | 9.4.18 Boston, MA
  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 348
    trebmal wrote:
    HAHAH Dude reading this thread does make my stomach churn...and to think I was the one that told Jojo about the original thread who called Kenny and his fiance and told them! hahah

    thanks for spreading the word. i got out of bed and the words just flowed from my finger tips easily. really funny day for everyone. this post might get new life on Tuesday when people return to work. i am thinking made for TV movie..."Splatter: The long way down" "Upchuck:The Kenny Olav Story" "No socks allowed" "My Big Brown Puddle: One man's journey to concert hell and back"
    Then other movies will come out, written from the point of view of the poor guy who cleaned it up, etc....
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2)
  • Born2JamBorn2Jam Posts: 255
    trebmal wrote:
    maybe I should change mine to "I've travelled with the boston 2 puker" ? :p haha love ya buddy


    Fame by association.

    That works!!
    "This band has provided many people a soundtrack to their lives.." ~ CitizenRick
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    i want to know what he ate


    and why you people were at the harp and didn't find me! :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Born2JamBorn2Jam Posts: 255
    bostonlou wrote:
    i want to know what he ate


    and why you people were at the harp and didn't find me! :)


    They wouldn't let my son in.
    So we stood out on the sidewalk and listened whilst chatting up other PJ fans.

    I was hoping you might come out and maybe we'd meet.
    No such luck.
    "This band has provided many people a soundtrack to their lives.." ~ CitizenRick
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,322
    One question Kenny. Are you attending Camden? I need to shake your hand.

    I'm afraid my touring experience ended last night. I didn't know I was going to become famous!!
  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 3,690
    LOL

    Seriously are you going to be? Or the East Rutherford shows?
    MSG > everything combined
  • gordon189gordon189 Houston, TXPosts: 60
    Glad you're feeling better. Thanks for being a part of the best laugh I've had in a month, albeit inadvertently. Props for owning up!!

    Happy birthday, and best of luck with your upcoming marriage.
  • votegirlvotegirl Posts: 95
    LOL

    Seriously are you going to be? Or the East Rutherford shows?

    Hello...actually I, Kenny's future wife will be attending East Rutherford on June 3rd.

    Autographs, I am good to bring one down. Signed puke pic, can do! Tell me what you are looking for.
    I burst, out
    I'm transformed!
  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 3,690
    votegirl wrote:
    Hello...actually I, Kenny's future wife will be attending East Rutherford on June 3rd.

    Autographs, I am good to bring one down. Signed puke pic, can do! Tell me what you are looking for.

    :D

    omg bring a picture of it and have all of us sign it!!!
    MSG > everything combined
  • votegirlvotegirl Posts: 95
    :D

    omg bring a picture of it and have all of us sign it!!!

    Then....What would happen to it? lol
    I burst, out
    I'm transformed!
  • jojojojo Posts: 645
    bostonlou wrote:
    i want to know what he ate


    and why you people were at the harp and didn't find me! :)

    LOU you didn't find us PLEASE are ever gonna meet :(
    Born2Jam wrote:
    They wouldn't let my son in.
    So we stood out on the sidewalk and listened whilst chatting up other PJ fans.

    I was hoping you might come out and maybe we'd meet.
    No such luck.

    me and Vote Girl found Born2Jam but this is now the 4 or 5 time in a month we have been in the same place and yet to meet



    :(
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  • jojojojo Posts: 645
    votegirl wrote:
    Then....What would happen to it? lol


    I see a shrine being created to the best most insane threads in Pit history
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  • votegirlvotegirl Posts: 95
    jojo wrote:
    I see a shrine being created to the best most insane threads in Pit history

    Excellent.
    I burst, out
    I'm transformed!
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