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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    1. this thread used to be good
    2. i used to enjoy this thread
    3. this thread has gone to shit and i don't enjoy it anymore
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    1. i can't wait to go to Seoul next month, f*ck yeh :)
    2. i miss old friends here. and i feel embarrassed to say hi first 'cos i was the last to say bye. ya know, i'm a chick, i overthink things.
    3. i have suspected whooping cough, best i keep away.
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    those are nasty photos up there...

    i used to work in a uni research centre. the link between poor oral hygiene and heart disease is quite disheartening.

    don't forget to floss.
    wah
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    poor
    broke
    and
    no raise in pay in three years
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    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    metsfan wrote:
    1. this thread used to be good
    2. i used to enjoy this thread
    3. this thread has gone to shit and i don't enjoy it anymore

    1. So...why still you posting? :lol:
    2. I was answering a previous question in another thread.
    3. Sorry that it sucks now.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    1. 1.5 year old with a mini-flashlight.
    2. 8 year old dog who likes following a flashlight.
    3. That's some funny stuff right there.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? NO FUKN WAY THAT IS TEETH..

    I HAVE SEEN THIS:

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    I am thanking my lucky stars! :shock:
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    1. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put
    'DOCTOR.'
    2. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
    3. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    1. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put
    'DOCTOR.'
    2. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
    3. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

    1. I hear voices too!! :shock: :shock:
    (Usually they are coming from the mouths of people in the same room as me)
    2. Some people DO NOT see invisible people (they're invisible)
    3. "in case of emergency, notify DOCTOR" is funny
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Dang Dang wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    1. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put
    'DOCTOR.'
    2. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
    3. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

    1. I hear voices too!! :shock: :shock:
    (Usually they are coming from the mouths of people in the same room as me)
    2. Some people DO NOT see invisible people (they're invisible)
    3. "in case of emergency, notify DOCTOR" is funny

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    1. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
    2. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
    3. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

    I do love me some paraprosdokians. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    To Dang Dang: That reminds me of a comedian I met who did a bit on voices.

    Skip to 1:11

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkpYtvtkx_s
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I) I often hear voices and am deeply troubled until I realize that Mr. Unlost left his fire department radio on down the basement.
    2: I don't get the whole fuss about guacamole
    III. Three is the exact right number of dogs to have
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I) I often hear voices and am deeply troubled until I realize that Mr. Unlost left his fire department radio on down the basement.

    any chance I could borrow that radio? I could have some fun with that. 8-)

    :wave: Hi Unlost! Long time no see!
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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    1. Is it just me, or do others think Panthro from ThunderCats would be African-American if he were human?
    2. I wonder if Cheetara really cheated?
    3. "ThunderCats! HOOOOOOOOOOO!"


    Glad I got that out of my system. Carry on.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I) I often hear voices and am deeply troubled until I realize that Mr. Unlost left his fire department radio on down the basement.
    2: I don't get the whole fuss about guacamole
    III. Three is the exact right number of dogs to have

    1. I love Brian our dog.
    2. One dog is not enough.
    3. We need another dog. Or two other dogs.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    1. Is it just me, or do others think Panthro from ThunderCats would be African-American if he were human?

    It isn't just you...

    1.I am a big hot sweaty mess
    2. These little kids asked if i would buy them smokes as i was walking into 7 11 a bit ago.. I asked "what brand" they said "Marlboro ultra lights, man!". I replied "fucking pussies" and went about my business..
    3. IAVGL
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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    1. Thank goodness I am not alone.
    2. So excited for this weekend! Going to the cottage!
    3. Glad you didn't buy them cigs for those kids, Cav!
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    1. I can bite to clip all of my toenails. (but I dont...often)
    2. I like peanutbutter better than any other flavor on earth.
    3. I went 84 hours without sleep once.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    1. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
    2. A hurricane releases more energy in 10 minutes, than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
    3. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!

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