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Best Pick Up Line When Wearing "I'm Analog" Shirt
Okay,
Most of us can agree that the "I'm Analog" shirt is really awful. However, it can be worn and used as a potential conversation starter/ice breaker/pick up line. So I ask you to come up with the best pick up line when wearing this t-shirt (Should you be brave and daring enough). Here is a terrible one to get us started.
"Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..."
Most of us can agree that the "I'm Analog" shirt is really awful. However, it can be worn and used as a potential conversation starter/ice breaker/pick up line. So I ask you to come up with the best pick up line when wearing this t-shirt (Should you be brave and daring enough). Here is a terrible one to get us started.
"Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..."
POP POP!
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That is terribly EXCELLENT. Nice.
But why stop at 7 inch? Make it a ten inch! Christmas single 2003, right?!
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Let me just add:
IBTL
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fixed it for ya
Even when approaching another "I'm Analog" shirt wearer?
obviously works better if your doing this to a large breasted girl..
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yeah like a real life Garth Algar meeting up with Betty Jo.
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
or an average sized American male?
i kid!
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I stopped at 7" because no girl would ever believe someone wearing that shirt has 10" of anything other than in a ruler. 7" might be a stretch depending on if you decide to go with the tucked-in t-shirt look or not.
(Not saying it's a bad design, it's in a minimalist style, some people like that kind of thing.)
You might as well have "I have 7 different strains of HIV" tattooed across your forehead.
LOL
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exactly what i was thinking. big up to duckie!
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my buddy Lou made his own version
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