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    High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USA Posts: 4,435
    RandyTooNice wrote:
    "Hey, how about we go back to my place and I flip you over like a record"

    Come on, where are the Pearl Jam fans with a sense of humor?

    I'm starting to think of some dirty lyric changes to Spin the Black Circle.... ;)
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,073
    dunkman wrote:
    theserialthrilla wrote:
    do you mind if i try to get another frequency on your t-shirt..


    obviously works better if your doing this to a large breasted girl..

    or an average sized American male? ;)

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    PilateOfTheStormPilateOfTheStorm Posts: 4,319
    dunkman wrote:
    theserialthrilla wrote:
    do you mind if i try to get another frequency on your t-shirt..


    obviously works better if your doing this to a large breasted girl..

    or an average sized American male? ;)

    i kid!


    LOL :lol:
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    RedMosquito22RedMosquito22 Posts: 8,158
    RandyTooNice wrote:
    Okay,

    Most of us can agree that the "I'm Analog" shirt is really awful. However, it can be worn and used as a potential conversation starter/ice breaker/pick up line. So I ask you to come up with the best pick up line when wearing this t-shirt (Should you be brave and daring enough). Here is a terrible one to get us started.

    "Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..." ;)

    "I paid an extra $20 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

    hahahahahaha. Actually I would have rather had that on my shirt.
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    Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,346
    voxboy wrote:
    High Fidelity 2000 wrote:
    RandyTooNice wrote:
    Okay,

    "Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..." ;)

    That is terribly EXCELLENT. :lol: Nice.

    But why stop at 7 inch? Make it a ten inch! Christmas single 2003, right?!


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    U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    How about covering the og with tape. ;)
    then they will think you are Greek :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::clap::clap: :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
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    CantKeepMeHereCantKeepMeHere Posts: 2,177
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    EastiesEasties Posts: 479
    edited February 2011
    Hey.....would you mind if I stuck my cassette in your tape deck?
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    EastiesEasties Posts: 479
    Or maybe your best bet would be to wear the shirt along to one of those Cassette Singles Parties?
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    EastiesEasties Posts: 479
    Hey....ummm...don't know if you've heard about how critical head gap is with tape recording? Apparently the narrower the gap, the better the head will be?
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    nice NKOTB shirt. wanna trade?
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
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    MissBeeGirlMissBeeGirl Posts: 233
    dunkman wrote:
    it's hard enough to chat women up anyway... to do so with a Pearl Jam shirt on is a challenge... to do it with a PJ shirt that is basically admitting you are at the nerdiest end of the Pearl Jam fandom scale is just beyond challenging. Even if Charlie Sheen was in a brothel... during happy hour... with a wheelbarrow full of money and an already signed pre-nup for half of his wealth... he still couldn't score with that shirt on.

    You might as well have "I have 7 different strains of HIV" tattooed across your forehead.

    I'm a women and if a guy chatted me up with that shirt on, i'd know he was cool as, with excellent taste in music. Now if i saw Charlie Sheen with it on as you describe above, i'd be in heaven as i'd knew i could afford everything PJ is bringing out this year :lol:
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MissBeeGirl wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    it's hard enough to chat women up anyway... to do so with a Pearl Jam shirt on is a challenge... to do it with a PJ shirt that is basically admitting you are at the nerdiest end of the Pearl Jam fandom scale is just beyond challenging. Even if Charlie Sheen was in a brothel... during happy hour... with a wheelbarrow full of money and an already signed pre-nup for half of his wealth... he still couldn't score with that shirt on.

    You might as well have "I have 7 different strains of HIV" tattooed across your forehead.

    I'm a women and if a guy chatted me up with that shirt on, i'd know he was cool as, with excellent taste in music. Now if i saw Charlie Sheen with it on as you describe above, i'd be in heaven as i'd knew i could afford everything PJ is bringing out this year :lol:

    you're a women? plural...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    benjsbenjs Toronto, ON Posts: 8,941
    The shirt is terrible. Easily the worst design on a piece of merch I have seen this band (and probably any other) produce. I was actually considering emailing 10C to ask them to save their shipping money and not send me it. Then I decided it would make a great rag.
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    OctopuS27OctopuS27 Portugal Posts: 569
    You know, when you get an incomplete score and she has only the clothes she came in and asks you for a t-shirt... :D
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    edited March 2011
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    Big Ten Inch Record?
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