*white Male American Base*

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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    i only like white males.




    :rolleyes:

    now don't get your panties in a bunch all you politically correct people!
    Don't apologize. You have nothing to be sorry about. We all have different likes and dislikes. The PC people are just not willing to admit that
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,306
    Hey Hey, Ho Ho, This Penis Party has to go!
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    fanch75 wrote:
    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/

    Stuff White People Like
    #101 Being Offended
    May 28, 2008 by clander

    To be offended is usually a rather unpleasant experience, one that can expose a person to intolerance, cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past. This is such an unpleasant experience that many people develop a thick skin and try to only be offended in the most egregious and awful situations. In many circumstances, they can allow smaller offenses to slip by as fighting them is a waste of time and energy. But white people, blessed with both time and energy, are not these kind of people. In fact there are few things white people love more than being offended.

    Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people. In fact, they don’t even have a problem making offensive statements about other white people (ask a white person about “flyover states”). As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.

    It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended. They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples. Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.

    White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic. Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops. All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist.”

    Another thing worth noting is that the threshold for being offended is a very important tool for judging and ranking white people. Missing an opportunity to be outraged is like missing a reference to Derrida-it’s social death.

    If you ever need to make a white person feel indebted to you, wait for them to mention a book, film, or television show that features a character who is the same race as you, then say “the representation of <insert race> was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.” After they return from their hastily booked trip to land of your ancestors, they will be desperate to make it up to you. At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.
    HA!! I love that site. It is hysterical...by the by: W.M.A. 30
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    im more of a white male american acid
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • jxchamb
    jxchamb Posts: 55
    All your White Male American Base are belong to us.
  • Dogman3
    Dogman3 Posts: 330
    Seriously, I rofl at all the uptight offended comments.
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    i only like white males.




    :rolleyes:

    now don't get your panties in a bunch all you politically correct people!
    What a shame, you give no chance to the rest of us brown brothers? :o

    Please get to know us before you judge us by stereotypes. My personality is 100% American and male but I do not qualify because I'm not white. So sad. :(
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Oh by the way, I don't think this thread is degrading or "racist"...totally nothing wrong with it at all.
    I made a thread about the white of NBA, got a couple of angry repliers. I'm not even white. LOL :p
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=273019

    But anyways, the thread is fine.
    However, Model~Roll Model's remark there has puzzled me a bit. I'd like to get to know what's her reasoning. Or is she just messin' around. ;) If she's not then I'd like to know why she based her love interest on race and nationality?
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    kh65 wrote:
    Some of the comments on here prove that white men are now the most abused group in this country and we aren't going to take it anymore.
    Oh really?
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Abu_Ghraib_53.jpg
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    i only like white males.

    :rolleyes:

    now don't get your panties in a bunch all you politically correct people!

    I heard that. I like my coffee just like my women - black & strong!
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • tvismyfriend
    tvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    fanch75 wrote:
    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/

    Stuff White People Like
    #101 Being Offended
    May 28, 2008 by clander

    To be offended is usually a rather unpleasant experience, one that can expose a person to intolerance, cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past. This is such an unpleasant experience that many people develop a thick skin and try to only be offended in the most egregious and awful situations. In many circumstances, they can allow smaller offenses to slip by as fighting them is a waste of time and energy. But white people, blessed with both time and energy, are not these kind of people. In fact there are few things white people love more than being offended.

    Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people. In fact, they don’t even have a problem making offensive statements about other white people (ask a white person about “flyover states”). As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.

    It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended. They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples. Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.

    White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic. Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops. All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist.”

    Another thing worth noting is that the threshold for being offended is a very important tool for judging and ranking white people. Missing an opportunity to be outraged is like missing a reference to Derrida-it’s social death.

    If you ever need to make a white person feel indebted to you, wait for them to mention a book, film, or television show that features a character who is the same race as you, then say “the representation of <insert race> was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.” After they return from their hastily booked trip to land of your ancestors, they will be desperate to make it up to you. At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.
    Does it make me a bad white person if I don't like being offended?
  • fanch75 wrote:
    I heard that. I like my coffee just like my women - black & strong!


    aww, that's kind of cute :-)
  • LongRd. wrote:
    Oh by the way, I don't think this thread is degrading or "racist"...totally nothing wrong with it at all.
    I made a thread about the white of NBA, got a couple of angry repliers. I'm not even white. LOL :p
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=273019

    But anyways, the thread is fine.
    However, Model~Roll Model's remark there has puzzled me a bit. I'd like to get to know what's her reasoning. Or is she just messin' around. ;) If she's not then I'd like to know why she based her love interest on race and nationality?

    See, now you are assuming I am a female!! There are male models you know!!! ;)

    :p


    We all walk the long road..............
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    See, now you are assuming I am a female!! There are male models you know!!! ;)

    :p


    We all walk the long road..............
    Oops my bad...
    Assumptions...that's what this thread is full of! ;)
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    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • Royals32
    Royals32 Posts: 160
    Every time I see a white person I punch them.
    #==(o )

    You are not your job.
    You are not how much money you have in the bank.
    You are not the car you drive.
    You are not the contents of your wallet.
    You are not your fucking khakis.
  • upina2001
    upina2001 Indiana Posts: 764
    WMA HERE!!





    Here in Indiana we have one of the biggest black expo's in the nation.
    Do you know what we call the "White" Expo?




    The Indiana State Fair




    (Ba-Dam CHING!!)

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  • racist? how exactly? if he asked how many italian americans there were would that be racist? why is it that it's suddenly racist because it involves white people?
  • rebornFixer
    rebornFixer Posts: 4,901
    hobbes wrote:
    racist? how exactly? if he asked how many italian americans there were would that be racist? why is it that it's suddenly racist because it involves white people?

    Because as soon as a white person calls attention to their own race, the assumption is that he somehow hates everyone else. White people are not allowed to talk positively about their own race.
  • MapleTea
    MapleTea Posts: 50
    LOL ... What the fuck, why is everyone offended? If nothing else, that was the intent of the post.

    bigot.
    *****no time to be void or save up on life,
    you got to spend it all...*****
  • MapleTea
    MapleTea Posts: 50
    Dogman3 wrote:
    I still don't see how this is rascist? It was a tongue in cheek post overall, a joke...?

    White Supremist.
    *****no time to be void or save up on life,
    you got to spend it all...*****