Mike McCready

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  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    IWillLiveForeve wrote:
    Mike McCready actually has a solo that cures cancer.

    OK. I laughed.
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  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Ellen Degeneres saw Mike in his assless chaps and immediately fucked a man.
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  • IWillLiveForeve
    IWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    slightofjeff wrote:
    OK. I laughed.

    Don't laugh. He must unleash this solo. McCready can save lives.
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    slightofjeff wrote:
    Ellen Degeneres saw Mike in his assless chaps and immediately fucked a man.

    Dude, that was Prince. Mike would never be caught in those things. However, he does have a pair of longjohns with the trap door in the back.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

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  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    kh65 wrote:
    Dude, that was Prince. Mike would never be caught in those things. However, he does have a pair of longjohns with the trap door in the back.

    Not to stop the train ... but Mike actually did wear ass-less chaps at the 2000 Halloween show ... and they really did make Ellen bang a dude.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Givin' to Fly was written by Mike after he created birds.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Mike McCready has never done drugs.
    But drugs have done Mike McCready.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    slightofjeff wrote:
    Not to stop the train ... but Mike actually did wear ass-less chaps at the 2000 Halloween show ... and they really did make Ellen bang a dude.


    He must of been Stoned.... (joke, joke)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • IWillLiveForeve
    IWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    Mike McCready fucks porcupines. To relax.
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Mike still has his Big Wheel, races every kid in his neighborhood and always wins. That is why everyone in the band calls him Big Wheel.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    When God sings the hymn, "How Great Thou Art," he's thinking about Mike.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
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  • IWillLiveForeve
    IWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    kh65 wrote:
    Mike still has his Big Wheel, races every kid in his neighborhood and always wins. That is why everyone in the band calls him Big Wheel.


    This is not true. They call him Big Wheel because of his huge cock. This is fact.
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    IWillLiveForeve wrote:
    This is not true. They call him Big Wheel because of his huge cock. This is fact.

    No, his huge cock is why they call him "Jimi Hendrix"
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Mike has started his own restaurants. The first one is in Baghdad and it is called "Da Bomb".
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Mike doesn't even play guitar. He makes all those noises with his mouth.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    IWillLiveForeve wrote:
    This is not true. They call him Big Wheel because of his huge cock. This is fact.

    His huge cock is why they call him Milton Berle.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • IWillLiveForeve
    IWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    slightofjeff wrote:
    No, his huge cock is why they call him "Jimi Hendrix"


    Now you're just making stuff up.
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    When Martin Luther King, Jr. came up with the line "I have a dream..." he had just seen the birth of Mike from which all time is measured.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    IWillLiveForeve wrote:
    Now you're just making stuff up.

    You got me.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • IWillLiveForeve
    IWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    kh65 wrote:
    When Martin Luther King, Jr. came up with the line "I have a dream..." he had just seen the birth of Mike from which all time is measured.

    Wow. That was not funny. You're killing me.

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