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Mike McCready

kh65kh65 Posts: 946
edited April 2008 in The Porch
O.K. 10c er's. A while back we started a thread as to the unrivaled accomplishments of Stone. I think now it should be Mike's turn. I'll start this thing and anyone and everyone who is aware of Mike's accomplishments should join in.

Just by saying his magic word (or the playing of Yellow Ledbetter) Mike can turn anything he wants into Skittles.
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
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  • dangerboydangerboy Posts: 1,569
    mike mcready is a badass mofo


    ebay isn't evil people are


    The South is Much Obliged
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Mad Season



    nuff said...

    but so much more to be said. :D
  • JP2026766JP2026766 Posts: 1,125
    Given To Fly...Yellow Ledbetter...Inside Job...

    Yeah. Mike kicks ass.

    Mansfield II '08

    EV Solo Shows:

    NYC I
    NJPAC

    I. LOVE. YIELD.
  • Chris DodsonChris Dodson Posts: 40
    Mike McCready's shiny six-string makes old women bleed from every orifice.
  • GmoneyGmoney Posts: 1,618
    down
    Further back and forth a wave will break on me, today...
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Mike could beat up Mike Tyson. But he won't, because Tyson has already been through enough in his life.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    best living guitarist imo
  • SBC03SBC03 Posts: 502
    who?
    See this needle...a see my hand...
    Drop drop dropping it down...oh so gently...
    Well here it comes...I touch the plane...
    Turn me up...won't turn you away...
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Mike does whippets and puts the can back on the shelf.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    all4PearlJam wrote:
    best living guitarist imo
    this is why we "have something" ;)








    The Fonda 06
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • IWillLiveForeveIWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    he is, in fact, the new ten fingers of doom.
  • MrsOakleyMrsOakley Posts: 181
    It's well documented that he's a brilliant musician and an all-round sweetie. My vote is for his incredible courage and decency in announcing to the world that he has Crohn's Disease. It is the kind of condition that can draw mockery and derision from the many half-wits in this world, whose voices have grown even louder, more vile, and more prevalent, thanks to Internet access. Mike left himself wide open, and he did it anyway. And think of all the people, especially kids, who have to deal with Crohn's, and keep it a desperate secret because they don't want anyone to know for that reason. They see that the guitarist in Pearl Jam is in the same boat, and has the strength to talk about it openly. That is a gift. And then the fundraising he does and support he gives, and the band's support of him as well...when they all showed up at that luncheon at the foundation when he first made the news public, I cried like a rainstorm. I love him to death!
    "Over the dirt, we soar,
    on a search for anything pure."
    Say Goodbye
    jeff aTONEment
    ***
    "See, he's got me kinda riled already...jerk..."
    Stoney, about Eddie, with love! (And to his face!)
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Mike created Guitar Hero (what else) in his head and the "creators" came in and at night and stole it out of his head while he was asleep.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    I think people kind of missed the (humorous) point of this thread, but it's all good.

    Superman wears Mike McCready pajamas.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • IWillLiveForeveIWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    Mike McCready can make Jello just by thinking about it.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    slightofjeff wrote:
    I think people kind of missed the (humorous) point of this thread, but it's all good.

    Superman wears Mike McCready pajamas.

    tell me about it. must be because it is sunday and everyone has to go to work tomorrow.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • IWillLiveForeveIWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    kh65 wrote:
    tell me about it. must be because it is sunday and everyone has to go to work tomorrow.


    Or maybe it's because Mike pisses silver.
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    George W. Bush went to Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction.

    He found Mike McCready there and said, "Mission Accomplished."
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    slightofjeff wrote:
    George W. Bush went to Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction.

    He found Mike McCready there and said, "Mission Accomplished."

    That is very cool on so many levels. Mike would be proud.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • IWillLiveForeveIWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    slightofjeff wrote:
    George W. Bush went to Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction.

    He found Mike McCready there and said, "Mission Accomplished."

    And he let them keep that weapon. Why? Because you don't fuck with the single most dangerous man on the planet.

    Mike McCready actually has a solo that cures cancer.
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    IWillLiveForeve wrote:
    Mike McCready actually has a solo that cures cancer.

    OK. I laughed.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Ellen Degeneres saw Mike in his assless chaps and immediately fucked a man.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • IWillLiveForeveIWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    slightofjeff wrote:
    OK. I laughed.

    Don't laugh. He must unleash this solo. McCready can save lives.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    slightofjeff wrote:
    Ellen Degeneres saw Mike in his assless chaps and immediately fucked a man.

    Dude, that was Prince. Mike would never be caught in those things. However, he does have a pair of longjohns with the trap door in the back.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    kh65 wrote:
    Dude, that was Prince. Mike would never be caught in those things. However, he does have a pair of longjohns with the trap door in the back.

    Not to stop the train ... but Mike actually did wear ass-less chaps at the 2000 Halloween show ... and they really did make Ellen bang a dude.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Givin' to Fly was written by Mike after he created birds.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Mike McCready has never done drugs.
    But drugs have done Mike McCready.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    slightofjeff wrote:
    Not to stop the train ... but Mike actually did wear ass-less chaps at the 2000 Halloween show ... and they really did make Ellen bang a dude.


    He must of been Stoned.... (joke, joke)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • IWillLiveForeveIWillLiveForeve Posts: 427
    Mike McCready fucks porcupines. To relax.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Mike still has his Big Wheel, races every kid in his neighborhood and always wins. That is why everyone in the band calls him Big Wheel.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
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