naked SC man tasered... had mouse up his bum

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  • PissBottleMan
    PissBottleMan Union City, TN Posts: 4,155
    So he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

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  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    that poor mouse
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,183
    norm wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????

    might come as a surprise to ya cate, but i've never participated in felching...exit only, ya know what i mean ;) :P :lol:
    So you're in favor of getting a blumpkin then.
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,183
    lettinggo wrote:
    felching?

    did not know the term for mouse/gerbil up the ass
    thanks for that info!
    Felching also more commonly refers to another rather bizarre practice, but you'll have to find that info on your own, I like being able to post here. :mrgreen:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    lettinggo wrote:
    felching?

    did not know the term for mouse/gerbil up the ass
    thanks for that info!
    Felching also more commonly refers to another rather bizarre practice, but you'll have to find that info on your own, I like being able to post here. :mrgreen:

    yeah i looked it up too and didn't know about it's other definition :shock: :lol:
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Sounds like something out of South Park.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    with a straw???? :shock:
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,183
    catefrances wrote:
    with a straw???? :shock:
    Probably more fun with one of these:
    2.jpg
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Poncier wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    with a straw???? :shock:
    Probably more fun with one of these:
    2.jpg


    well of course.. everythings more fun with a silly straw. :mrgreen:
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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,253
    only in South Carolina...

    :facepalm: for my state...
  • dirtymike
    dirtymike Posts: 121
    81 wrote:
    dirtymike wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Was the mouse still alive? afterwards i mean.
    if that mouse was still standing after being tasered, those australian mice must be on steroids! :o


    pssst...it was a south carolina mouse.
    oh
    oh ok. then in that case the only way it couldve survived was if it trained with gamecocks...on steroids

    wait..are we sure the mouse didnt migrate from australia?
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    dirtymike wrote:
    oh ok. then in that case the only way it couldve survived was if it trained with gamecocks...on steroids

    wait..are we sure the mouse didnt migrate from australia?

    possibly looking for a better class of bum?? ;):lol::lol:
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  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Must be a mate of Joel Monaghan :?
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    Must be a mate of Joel Monaghan :?

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    I wonder how long after he got the mouse up his anus before he realized that they have teeth that can chew through wood???? :lol:
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    :shock: just :shock:

    And I looked up felching. :o

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    unlost dogs wrote:
    :shock: just :shock:

    And I looked up felching. :o

    If anybody needs me, I'll be hiding in the closet, rocking back and forth and hugging my teddy bear. Softly chanting "It's not real, it's not real, it's not real."

    I guess I shouldn't google "Felching" while @work
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  • tvismyfriend
    tvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    Where else would he keep the mouse, it's not like he had any pockets.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    wonder if mouse whiskers are ticklish
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    catefrances wrote:
    wonder if mouse whiskers are ticklish

    Only one way to find out....

    ;)
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