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naked SC man tasered... had mouse up his bum

catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/ ... 5951875092


POLICE said they tried everything to control a nude man after he attacked them inside a home.
Oconee County deputies said they used pepper spray, a Taser and a baton to try and control Noah Smith, 31, after he slapped, kicked and tried to bite them at a home in Bernwood Circle in Seneca, South Carolina.

Investigators said Smith allegedly broke into the home and threw items around.

When deputies arrived at the scene, they said they found Smith naked and under the influence of drugs.

They say his head had to be covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting officers and had to be hog-tied, shackled and tied to a stretcher when paramedics arrived.

WCSC says paramedics took Smith to the hospital where medical professionals found a mouse tail hanging out of his anus. An X-ray showed an entire mouse in his rectum.

According to the incident report, Smith told doctors he did not know what happened, and he did not remember any confrontation with deputies.

Smith was charged with resisting arrest, assault, burglary and indecent exposure.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    i wonder if he put cheese or peanut butter up there first to attract the mouse?
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    i blame steve-o
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i blame richard gere
  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    hopefully the poor fucker wasnt taken advantage of by having someone drop a few ruffis in his drink
    >>>>
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere
    I blame the Dahli Lama.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i blame the meth.

    a mouse in the ass? wtf :lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Was the mouse still alive? afterwards i mean.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    catefrances wrote:
    i blame steve-o
    :lol:

    I hear you on that. I didn't go to see Jackass 3 because Jackass 2.5 was right on the line of being gay porn.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    catefrances wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????

    might come as a surprise to ya cate, but i've never participated in felching...exit only, ya know what i mean ;) :P :lol:
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,437
    Cree Nations wrote:
    hopefully the poor fucker wasnt taken advantage of by having someone drop a few ruffis in his drink

    shouldn't they be called floories? you know since you end up on the floor
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    norm wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????

    might come as a surprise to ya cate, but i've never participated in felching...exit only, ya know what i mean ;) :P :lol:

    i was just thinking out loud... but really its too early in the morning here for this kind of thing. poor little furry mammals.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    pjhawks wrote:
    Cree Nations wrote:
    hopefully the poor fucker wasnt taken advantage of by having someone drop a few ruffis in his drink

    shouldn't they be called floories? you know since you end up on the floor

    the hangover???? :think:
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  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,437
    catefrances wrote:
    pjhawks wrote:
    Cree Nations wrote:
    hopefully the poor fucker wasnt taken advantage of by having someone drop a few ruffis in his drink

    shouldn't they be called floories? you know since you end up on the floor

    the hangover???? :think:

    yes, our doug is white (great movie)
  • dirtymikedirtymike Posts: 121
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Was the mouse still alive? afterwards i mean.
    if that mouse was still standing after being tasered, those australian mice must be on steroids! :o
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    pjhawks wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    pjhawks wrote:
    shouldn't they be called floories? you know since you end up on the floor

    the hangover???? :think:

    yes, our doug is white (great movie)


    sorry.. i dont have the penis required to find that movie funny. :P
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    dirtymike wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Was the mouse still alive? afterwards i mean.
    if that mouse was still standing after being tasered, those australian mice must be on steroids! :o


    pssst...it was a south carolina mouse.
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  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,437
    catefrances wrote:
    sorry.. i dont have the penis required to find that movie funny. :P

    you confuse me, your quote on your avatar is from the Hangover though...?
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    pjhawks wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    sorry.. i dont have the penis required to find that movie funny. :P

    you confuse me, your quote on your avatar is from the Hangover though...?


    aah yeah... so it is. :lol: ok so i found that 1 thing amusing. the movie overall.. not so much. and that cute guy whose name escapes me atm.... just terrible. give me a judd apatow flick anyday.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    norm wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????

    might come as a surprise to ya cate, but i've never participated in felching...exit only, ya know what i mean ;) :P :lol:

    felching?

    did not know the term for mouse/gerbil up the ass
    thanks for that info!
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • PissBottleManPissBottleMan Posts: 4,154
    So he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    that poor mouse
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    norm wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????

    might come as a surprise to ya cate, but i've never participated in felching...exit only, ya know what i mean ;) :P :lol:
    So you're in favor of getting a blumpkin then.
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    lettinggo wrote:
    felching?

    did not know the term for mouse/gerbil up the ass
    thanks for that info!
    Felching also more commonly refers to another rather bizarre practice, but you'll have to find that info on your own, I like being able to post here. :mrgreen:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    lettinggo wrote:
    felching?

    did not know the term for mouse/gerbil up the ass
    thanks for that info!
    Felching also more commonly refers to another rather bizarre practice, but you'll have to find that info on your own, I like being able to post here. :mrgreen:

    yeah i looked it up too and didn't know about it's other definition :shock: :lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Sounds like something out of South Park.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    with a straw???? :shock:
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    catefrances wrote:
    with a straw???? :shock:
    Probably more fun with one of these:
    2.jpg
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Poncier wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    with a straw???? :shock:
    Probably more fun with one of these:
    2.jpg


    well of course.. everythings more fun with a silly straw. :mrgreen:
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  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,141
    only in South Carolina...

    :facepalm: for my state...
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