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  • dirtymikedirtymike Posts: 121
    81 wrote:
    dirtymike wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Was the mouse still alive? afterwards i mean.
    if that mouse was still standing after being tasered, those australian mice must be on steroids! :o


    pssst...it was a south carolina mouse.
    oh
    oh ok. then in that case the only way it couldve survived was if it trained with gamecocks...on steroids

    wait..are we sure the mouse didnt migrate from australia?
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dirtymike wrote:
    oh ok. then in that case the only way it couldve survived was if it trained with gamecocks...on steroids

    wait..are we sure the mouse didnt migrate from australia?

    possibly looking for a better class of bum?? ;):lol::lol:
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  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    Must be a mate of Joel Monaghan :?
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    Must be a mate of Joel Monaghan :?

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    I wonder how long after he got the mouse up his anus before he realized that they have teeth that can chew through wood???? :lol:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    :shock: just :shock:

    And I looked up felching. :o

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    unlost dogs wrote:
    :shock: just :shock:

    And I looked up felching. :o

    If anybody needs me, I'll be hiding in the closet, rocking back and forth and hugging my teddy bear. Softly chanting "It's not real, it's not real, it's not real."

    I guess I shouldn't google "Felching" while @work
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  • tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    Where else would he keep the mouse, it's not like he had any pockets.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    wonder if mouse whiskers are ticklish
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    catefrances wrote:
    wonder if mouse whiskers are ticklish

    Only one way to find out....

    ;)
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    catefrances wrote:
    wonder if mouse whiskers are ticklish

    itsnotrealitsnotrealitsnotrealitsnotreal
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    wonder if mouse whiskers are ticklish

    Only one way to find out....

    ;)


    let me know how that goes will ya? ;) :P 8-)
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    catefrances wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    wonder if mouse whiskers are ticklish

    Only one way to find out....

    ;)


    let me know how that goes will ya? ;) :P 8-)


    Put on your kitty suit

    :puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr:

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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    Put on your kitty suit

    :puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr:

    :shh:


    im sorry sir.... but im just not that kind of girl. 8-)





    wow! i totally said that with a straight face. ;):lol:
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    I don't know what i'm more surprised about... a man with a mouse up his arse or that at least 4 adults didn't know what felching was.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,707
    And those adults also didn't know that The Scots invented felching.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    damn
    the up the ass creatures
    was the second definition
    i have heard of snowballing
    but no
    not this felching phenomenon
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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