naked SC man tasered... had mouse up his bum

catefrances
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edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/ ... 5951875092


POLICE said they tried everything to control a nude man after he attacked them inside a home.
Oconee County deputies said they used pepper spray, a Taser and a baton to try and control Noah Smith, 31, after he slapped, kicked and tried to bite them at a home in Bernwood Circle in Seneca, South Carolina.

Investigators said Smith allegedly broke into the home and threw items around.

When deputies arrived at the scene, they said they found Smith naked and under the influence of drugs.

They say his head had to be covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting officers and had to be hog-tied, shackled and tied to a stretcher when paramedics arrived.

WCSC says paramedics took Smith to the hospital where medical professionals found a mouse tail hanging out of his anus. An X-ray showed an entire mouse in his rectum.

According to the incident report, Smith told doctors he did not know what happened, and he did not remember any confrontation with deputies.

Smith was charged with resisting arrest, assault, burglary and indecent exposure.
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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    i wonder if he put cheese or peanut butter up there first to attract the mouse?
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    i blame steve-o
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i blame richard gere
  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    hopefully the poor fucker wasnt taken advantage of by having someone drop a few ruffis in his drink
    >>>>
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere
    I blame the Dahli Lama.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i blame the meth.

    a mouse in the ass? wtf :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Was the mouse still alive? afterwards i mean.
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,295
    catefrances wrote:
    i blame steve-o
    :lol:

    I hear you on that. I didn't go to see Jackass 3 because Jackass 2.5 was right on the line of being gay porn.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    catefrances wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????

    might come as a surprise to ya cate, but i've never participated in felching...exit only, ya know what i mean ;) :P :lol:
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,908
    Cree Nations wrote:
    hopefully the poor fucker wasnt taken advantage of by having someone drop a few ruffis in his drink

    shouldn't they be called floories? you know since you end up on the floor
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    norm wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????

    might come as a surprise to ya cate, but i've never participated in felching...exit only, ya know what i mean ;) :P :lol:

    i was just thinking out loud... but really its too early in the morning here for this kind of thing. poor little furry mammals.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    pjhawks wrote:
    Cree Nations wrote:
    hopefully the poor fucker wasnt taken advantage of by having someone drop a few ruffis in his drink

    shouldn't they be called floories? you know since you end up on the floor

    the hangover???? :think:
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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,908
    catefrances wrote:
    pjhawks wrote:
    Cree Nations wrote:
    hopefully the poor fucker wasnt taken advantage of by having someone drop a few ruffis in his drink

    shouldn't they be called floories? you know since you end up on the floor

    the hangover???? :think:

    yes, our doug is white (great movie)
  • dirtymike
    dirtymike Posts: 121
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Was the mouse still alive? afterwards i mean.
    if that mouse was still standing after being tasered, those australian mice must be on steroids! :o
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    pjhawks wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    pjhawks wrote:
    shouldn't they be called floories? you know since you end up on the floor

    the hangover???? :think:

    yes, our doug is white (great movie)


    sorry.. i dont have the penis required to find that movie funny. :P
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dirtymike wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Was the mouse still alive? afterwards i mean.
    if that mouse was still standing after being tasered, those australian mice must be on steroids! :o


    pssst...it was a south carolina mouse.
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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,908
    catefrances wrote:
    sorry.. i dont have the penis required to find that movie funny. :P

    you confuse me, your quote on your avatar is from the Hangover though...?
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    pjhawks wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    sorry.. i dont have the penis required to find that movie funny. :P

    you confuse me, your quote on your avatar is from the Hangover though...?


    aah yeah... so it is. :lol: ok so i found that 1 thing amusing. the movie overall.. not so much. and that cute guy whose name escapes me atm.... just terrible. give me a judd apatow flick anyday.
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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    norm wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i blame richard gere


    was gonna mention gere but i decided to play to the younguns in the audience. 8-)


    a mouse would be easier than a gerbil surely... wouldnt it????

    might come as a surprise to ya cate, but i've never participated in felching...exit only, ya know what i mean ;) :P :lol:

    felching?

    did not know the term for mouse/gerbil up the ass
    thanks for that info!
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"

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