clean your fucking house

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pandora wrote:
    I don't know any body that bad...but there was a customer friend once... yuk.....the toilet was so bad I peed outside in his bushes!
    went on a date of sorts this one time.
    iowa, middle of the winter, nighttime and very cold, snow up to your ass.
    we met at her house.
    shortly after being there i had to pee.
    her toilet was filled with shit.
    no water, frozen pipes and all shitty just like on the cheek and chong movie.
    i peed in the shitty toilet though.
    very disgusting... the house was fucked.

    i left after about 1 or 2 hrs.
    never talked to her again.
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Oh dear. Chadwick, that's just nasty...

    We have three dogs. And the trick is: No carpets! If there is a rare (very rare) "accident" it's on the hardwood floors which are easy to clean. What I've learned is that if you feed your dogs a high quality diet and occasionally run a brush over them and **especially ** make sure their ears are cleaned regularly, you won't have a doggie smell.

    No carpets means it's easy to sweep up the tumbleweeds of fur. You have to keep on top of their claws so they don't destroy the floors.

    I went on a rampage in the kitchen last weekend and found the most disgusting stuff. Way at the back of one of the cupboards I found a years-outdated ketchup bottle and the ketchup had turned totally brown. Completely emptied the freezer, the cabinets and the fridge. Everything is sparkling now.
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Oh dear. Chadwick, that's just nasty...

    We have three dogs. And the trick is: No carpets! If there is a rare (very rare) "accident" it's on the hardwood floors which are easy to clean. What I've learned is that if you feed your dogs a high quality diet and occasionally run a brush over them and **especially ** make sure their ears are cleaned regularly, you won't have a doggie smell.

    No carpets means it's easy to sweep up the tumbleweeds of fur. You have to keep on top of their claws so they don't destroy the floors.

    I went on a rampage in the kitchen last weekend and found the most disgusting stuff. Way at the back of one of the cupboards I found a years-outdated ketchup bottle and the ketchup had turned totally brown. Completely emptied the freezer, the cabinets and the fridge. Everything is sparkling now.


    i recently found a box of crystal light lemonade from 2007 :shock: :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • ajedigecko
    ajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,431
    agree.......it requires no money to be organized/clean.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    ajedigecko wrote:
    agree.......it requires no money to be organized/clean.

    This is true - one of the best tips I read (on Flylady) was to use old shampoo/soap/shower gel that no one liked, as a cleaner. Put on a sponge, these things will clean surfaces just fine. You don't have to buy special products.

    I second the idea of no carpets - we have cats, with wood and laminate flooring. Just vacuum, and/or wet swiffer when necessary. The one room that has carpet, the cats are not allowed in.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    So how do I get my other half to help me freaking CLEAN? I probably spend an hour or two every day cleaning up after him. I don't even share a bathroom with him anymore, I have my own nice clean bathroom...he hasn't cleaned his toilet in over a year. :shock: Thank goodness I took over the guest bathroom...

    I'm so embarrassed to have people over anymore :oops: ...he seems to not even notice/care :cry:

    (oh and JaneNY...wet swiffer chemicals are known to be toxic to kitties)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    4and20 wrote:
    So how do I get my other half to help me freaking CLEAN? I probably spend an hour or two every day cleaning up after him. I don't even share a bathroom with him anymore, I have my own nice clean bathroom...he hasn't cleaned his toilet in over a year. :shock: Thank goodness I took over the guest bathroom...

    I'm so embarrassed to have people over anymore :oops: ...he seems to not even notice/care :cry:

    (oh and JaneNY...wet swiffer chemicals are known to be toxic to kitties)


    wow the exact opposite of my life

    maybe we should tade our partners :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    wow the exact opposite of my life

    maybe we should tade our partners :lol:

    hhhmmm...I think you're a dude....but I can never remember :? If I could trade for someone that was neater and really hot.... :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    4and20 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    wow the exact opposite of my life

    maybe we should tade our partners :lol:

    hhhmmm...I think you're a dude....but I can never remember :? If I could trade for someone that was neater and really hot.... :lol:


    yes dude here ...don't let the joke name fool you

    def. neater from what you said

    and im dam good looking so he cant be much better looking than me


    no brainer :mrgreen:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    wow the exact opposite of my life

    maybe we should tade our partners :lol:

    hhhmmm...I think you're a dude....but I can never remember :? If I could trade for someone that was neater and really hot.... :lol:


    yes dude here ...don't let the joke name fool you

    def. neater from what you said

    and im dam good looking so he cant be much better looking than me


    no brainer :mrgreen:

    Hey, 4and20 back off _ neilybabes is my pool boy. Well, he will be if I ever find myself with a pool. I know he will keep it clean and properly balanced, chemically speaking.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    So how do I get my other half to help me freaking CLEAN? I probably spend an hour or two every day cleaning up after him. I don't even share a bathroom with him anymore, I have my own nice clean bathroom...he hasn't cleaned his toilet in over a year. :shock: Thank goodness I took over the guest bathroom...

    I'm so embarrassed to have people over anymore :oops: ...he seems to not even notice/care :cry:

    (oh and JaneNY...wet swiffer chemicals are known to be toxic to kitties)


    wow the exact opposite of my life

    maybe we should tade our partners :lol:

    I thought your partner was gone? I'm so confused now
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:

    yes dude here ...don't let the joke name fool you

    def. neater from what you said

    and im dam good looking so he cant be much better looking than me


    no brainer :mrgreen:

    Hey, 4and20 back off _ neilybabes is my pool boy. Well, he will be if I ever find myself with a pool. I know he will keep it clean and properly balanced, chemically speaking.[/quote]

    Hey now....you got your firefighter boy...I'll take the pool boy! :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    81 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    So how do I get my other half to help me freaking CLEAN? I probably spend an hour or two every day cleaning up after him. I don't even share a bathroom with him anymore, I have my own nice clean bathroom...he hasn't cleaned his toilet in over a year. :shock: Thank goodness I took over the guest bathroom...

    I'm so embarrassed to have people over anymore :oops: ...he seems to not even notice/care :cry:

    (oh and JaneNY...wet swiffer chemicals are known to be toxic to kitties)


    wow the exact opposite of my life

    maybe we should tade our partners :lol:

    I thought your partner was gone? I'm so confused now

    MULTIPLE PARTNERS ;)
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    LADIES LADIES ...more than enough magic stick to go around :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    MULTIPLE PARTNERS ;)

    I don't share... :evil: I'm selfish and proud of it! :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    4and20 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    MULTIPLE PARTNERS ;)

    I don't share... :evil: I'm selfish and proud of it! :lol:


    well ill roll the dice and become a one woman guy for you
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    MULTIPLE PARTNERS ;)

    I don't share... :evil: I'm selfish and proud of it! :lol:


    well ill roll the dice and become a one woman guy for you

    I'm flattered! ;)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    4and20 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    4and20 wrote:

    I don't share... :evil: I'm selfish and proud of it! :lol:


    well ill roll the dice and become a one woman guy for you

    I'm flattered! ;)

    You can have the magic stick, I just want him to keep the leaves out of my pool.

    Oh, and peel me a grape while he's at it...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    unlost dogs wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:


    well ill roll the dice and become a one woman guy for you

    I'm flattered! ;)

    You can have the magic stick, I just want him to keep the leaves out of my pool.

    Oh, and peel me a grape while he's at it...



    pffffffffffff

    4 and 20 where u at girl :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:

    You can have the magic stick, I just want him to keep the leaves out of my pool.

    Oh, and peel me a grape while he's at it...

    I hope we're not talking about Harry Potter's magic stick...I've seen it, and it's not that impressive :|
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless

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