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I Ran In To Jack Irons Today And He Told Me The Real Reason Why He Left The Band.

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    Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    my mother always said, if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all...

    still... now i know the audience that keeps carlos mencia and dane cook employed...
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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    pc_loadletterpc_loadletter Posts: 164
    sweet adeline wrote:
    i can't say it any better than this guy:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=mPgI-7hTZkQ&feature=related


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funniest part of my day. my buddies and i always quote this. poor puppy "society".
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    drummer96drummer96 Posts: 25
    jack has bipolar disorder. had depression issues if anyone actually wanted the real reason.
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    dr teethdr teeth Posts: 115
    worst thread ever
    jeter drinks wine coolers
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    LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    I HATE ALL OF YOU! :mad:
    [size=-5]with exception to a few[/size] :p
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    LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    LeatherMosquitoMan wrote:
    I heard about that laugh
    :o OK I edited it.
    yielder wrote:
    Now i'm very curious for your 2000th post :)
    Be careful of what you ask for. :p
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    solution pollutionsolution pollution Posts: 49
    lame post.
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    brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    LongRd. wrote:
    Yes I did. Too bad your sense of humor is different from mine.

    nothing wrong with different;)
    d'oh!!!!!!

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    12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    it was pretty creative...not that funny, but creative. you guys are assholes though.
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    LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    josevolution wrote:
    i commend him on having the imagination to come up with that ,i don't have the time or imagination to do something like this ...
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    it was pretty creative...not that funny, but creative. you guys are assholes though.
    Thank you Jose & 1-5vs.1
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    simplemansimpleman Posts: 425
    I thought Beyoncee was great in "The Pink Panther"...
    " Jump from a cliff to fly, not to fall..."
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    ECMECM Posts: 1,687
    Long Rd..... go post this over at blackredyellow.com ;)
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    LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Evil Closet Monkey wrote:
    Long Rd..... go post this over at blackredyellow.com ;)
    is that a forum for PJ fan-base with a weird sense of humor? :D
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    scpjfanscpjfan Posts: 131
    hopethatuchoke wrote:
    You actually sat and wrote this whole thing out? Wow. Sorry, I didn't find it funny at all.

    The funny thing is that you actually replied to it.


    Love this thread.
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    FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    edited July 2012
    .............
    Post edited by Fahka on
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    AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    oh wow. some harsh comments here. nothing wrong with constructive criticism but i've never been into lets 'just be mean because we can.'

    gotta love the JAMILY. god i fucken hate that word. stupidest word ever.
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    Given to...Given to... Wyoming Posts: 4,977
    funny stuff

    my kind of funny
    "...would you like some forks?" EV 12-02-06
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    in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    LongRd. wrote:
    Well, I thought it was funny when I wrote it. I tried. I'm NOT a professional comedy writer you bastards! :p



    Awww, I liked it!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
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    IAmMyselfIAmMyself Posts: 667
    Jamily, seriously? That sucks!
    "Please help me to help you, help yourself." EV
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    angryyoungmanangryyoungman Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    the main reason it isnt funny to most is cause we thought you were serious when we read the thread title. . .and then sat through all of that to realize it was bullshit
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    chinobaezachinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    Pj_Gurl wrote:
    oh wow. some harsh comments here. nothing wrong with constructive criticism but i've never been into lets 'just be mean because we can.'

    gotta love the JAMILY. god i fucken hate that word. stupidest word ever.
    I hate you!!! ;)
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    the Chadthe Chad Posts: 65
    That really sucked!
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    DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    Luckily, your mama does both



























    sorry, i cant resist a good mama joke

    No need to get irritated. I was only joking Mandipants.
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    DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    This thread sucks!
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    Colorado FanColorado Fan Posts: 442
    I thought the original post was funny. The replies, on the other hand...
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    sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,211
    Colorado Fan wrote:
    I thought the original post was funny. The replies, on the other hand...

    ...are hilarious? ;)
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    RicsardRicsard Posts: 1,942
    OMG, it was not a good joke at all.
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    ViggoViggo Posts: 274
    Is that funny? Christ..
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    You don't have to run and hide away
    It's okay, it's okay
    I love you anyway
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    LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    jaamfaan wrote:
    funny stuff

    my kind of funny
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Awww, I liked it!! :)
    Colorado Fan wrote:
    I thought the original post was funny. The replies, on the other hand...
    Thanks jaam, IH79 and COfan.

    As much as everybody hates it, it must have struck a chord somehow because it remains in the first page and gotten more reaction than the other "Ran Into" threads. If I wasted two or three minutes of your time, well, I think I did a really good job. :p

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272905
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272868
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272884
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272884
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272684
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272616
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272685
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272694
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272687
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    Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,728
    LongRd. wrote:

    As much as everybody hates it, it must have struck a chord somehow because it remains in the first page and gotten more reaction than the other "Ran Into" threads. If I wasted two or three minutes of your time, well, I think I did a really good job. :p

    no one hates it. It's just sooooooooo lame. the Jack getting insomnia from Around the Bend stuff or whatever the hell was going on. but on a positive note, this is the kind of stuff I like to write; taking known characters (or real people as in the case of pearl jam), knowing how they really interact with each other, and then turning it haywire. for instance I once wrote (and had performed) a skit where Jesus (aged 17), Mary, and Joseph are at the dinner table and, whereas normally you know these three characters to be quite dignified, in this skit, Jesus wants to use the family camel for a date and Joseph won't have any of it. he tell Jesus he's too young and only has his permit. They have a regular father/son argument while Mary shakes her head and disapproves. Joseph accuses Jesus of turning water to wine and getting drunk with his friends and Jesus yells "You aren't my real father anyway!" and stuff to that effect. It wasn't that well written but my friends did a good job with it, my buddy who played Joseph in particular. It ended with Simon and Judas (played by me in a cameo appearance) stopping to get Jesus and go fishing. as Jesus goes out the door, Joseph yells "and no drinking!!" Mary and Joseph then sit in silence for a few seconds looking at each other before Mary says her only line "I don't know if I really like that Judas boy Jesus is hanging out with." She said it with an awesome sarcastic tone and got a really good laugh out of the small audience. the entire skit only lasted about 5 mins.
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