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I Ran In To Jack Irons Today And He Told Me The Real Reason Why He Left The Band.

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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Jesus is lame!
    :mad:
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    LongRd. wrote:
    Jesus is lame!
    :mad:
    i think you mean jesus CURED the lame
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  • CommyCommy Posts: 4,984
    sweet adeline wrote:
    i can't say it any better than this guy:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=mPgI-7hTZkQ&feature=related
    Classic
  • DavanitaDavanita Posts: 854
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    no one hates it. It's just sooooooooo lame. the Jack getting insomnia from Around the Bend stuff or whatever the hell was going on. but on a positive note, this is the kind of stuff I like to write; taking known characters (or real people as in the case of pearl jam), knowing how they really interact with each other, and then turning it haywire. for instance I once wrote (and had performed) a skit where Jesus (aged 17), Mary, and Joseph are at the dinner table and, whereas normally you know these three characters to be quite dignified, in this skit, Jesus wants to use the family camel for a date and Joseph won't have any of it. he tell Jesus he's too young and only has his permit. They have a regular father/son argument while Mary shakes her head and disapproves. Joseph accuses Jesus of turning water to wine and getting drunk with his friends and Jesus yells "You aren't my real father anyway!" and stuff to that effect. It wasn't that well written but my friends did a good job with it, my buddy who played Joseph in particular. It ended with Simon and Judas (played by me in a cameo appearance) stopping to get Jesus and go fishing. as Jesus goes out the door, Joseph yells "and no drinking!!" Mary and Joseph then sit in silence for a few seconds looking at each other before Mary says her only line "I don't know if I really like that Judas boy Jesus is hanging out with." She said it with an awesome sarcastic tone and got a really good laugh out of the small audience. the entire skit only lasted about 5 mins.

    now this is actually funny.
    Jon Stewart: "[about Russia's new president]...Dmitri Medevvvevv.... Dmitri Meh..... Dmitri M.! Or... as George W. Bush would probably pronounce it... Eddie Vedder."
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LongRd. wrote:
    Yes I did. Too bad your sense of humor is different from mine.
    Okay is your name Edwardo?

    This is alot funnier when read with the voice-over of a spanish/english speaking person (i refuse to use the word Spanglish) reading an erotic love letter....
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LongRd. wrote:
    Jesus is lame!
    :mad:
    almost as lame as the first post in this thread ;)
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    Danimal wrote:
    No need to get irritated. I was only joking Mandipants.


    haha hence my mama joke :D


    Aww i havent been called that in ages! .... hope your Love day is moving along nicely ;)
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LongRd. wrote:
    is that a forum for PJ fan-base with a weird sense of humor? :D
    Reading your "joke" makes me think you have NO sense of humour.... or makes believe you would not understand FUNNY jokes AT ALL....
    *shrug*

    I hate people that think they are funny when they aren't... it really bugs me... they believe they are funny... it's sick i tell ya! SICK!! :eek:
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    vital5 wrote:
    Reading your "joke" makes me think you have NO sense of humour.... or makes believe you would not understand FUNNY jokes AT ALL....
    *shrug*

    I hate people that think they are funny when they aren't... it really bugs me... they believe they are funny... it's sick i tell ya! SICK!! :eek:


    Im sure someone else found it funny..... pearl jam message pitters = funny police
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    haha hence my mama joke :D


    Aww i havent been called that in ages! .... hope your Love day is moving along nicely ;)

    You too kiddo.
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    Im sure someone else found it funny..... pearl jam message pitters = funny police
    lock this person up and throw away the key!
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    vital5 wrote:
    lock this person up and throw away the key!


    :( but...... its my birthday in two days :(
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    vital5 wrote:
    lock this person up and throw away the key!
    Shut up! :mad:
    you're Australian,
    what do you know...
    about comedy anyhow
    mate. :p
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    :( but...... its my birthday in two days :(
    not you.. i meant the other person...
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    vital5 wrote:
    not you.. i meant the other person...


    :)
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LongRd. wrote:
    Shut up! :mad:
    you're Australian,
    what do you know...
    about comedy anyhow
    mate. :p
    That's harsh.....
    But as i refused to laugh at your "joke" i shall render your comment null and void :D
    I know there are a hell of a lot more funnier things than your thread ;)
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LeatherMandi wrote:
    :)
    unless of course you've been bad and deserve to be locked up ha
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    vital5 wrote:
    That's harsh.....
    But as i refused to laugh at your "joke" i shall render your comment null and void :D
    I know there are a hell of a lot more funnier things than your thread ;)
    So this is what
    Aussie think comedy is?
    fruitcakes! :p
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  • ECMECM Posts: 1,687
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Evil Closet Monkey wrote:
    it's times like this I wish the mods enable the ability to use ....
    what would you like to post?
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LongRd. wrote:
    So this is what
    Aussie think comedy is?
    fruitcakes! :p
    no it's not... but this is.....

    real comedy
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    vital5 wrote:
    no it's not... but this is.....

    real comedy
    Is that...
    your mom?
    :eek:
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    LongRd. wrote:
    Is that...
    your mom?
    :eek:
    No... it's your Dad.....
  • GR8DaneGR8Dane Posts: 957
    I thought the story was well created. You have one helluva imagination, that is fo sure!
    Everybody made a movie....
    Everybody had a one line.....
    Everybody misses Andy....
    We'll be seeing him in no time.... Oh Yeah.....

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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    GR8Dane wrote:
    I thought the story was well created. You have one helluva imagination, that is fo sure!
    Thank you GR8Dane.
    like they say,
    you can't please them yet.
    :p
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