JERSEY SHORE SEASON 5 !!!!!!! back in DIRTY JERSEY

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  • pjsteelerfan
    pjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,905
    VINNY GOOMBA wrote:
    We were the only two friends you had in this house... Now you don't have Pauly D, and you don't have the Situation. YOU HAVE NO ONE!

    ha ha. Angelina, cockblocking will get you NOWHERE.

    I enjoyed her meltdown when she slapped Pauly D as well.
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    sometimes ya gotta pass on certain chicks
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • VINNY GOOMBA
    VINNY GOOMBA Posts: 1,826
    "Hi, is Angelina there?"

    "No. She died."

    CLICK.
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    VINNY GOOMBA wrote:
    "Hi, is Angelina there?"

    "No. She died."

    CLICK.



    snooks :lol:
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  • yoke
    yoke Posts: 1,440
    As someone who lives at the Jersey 'shore"(we just call it the beach) I love the show. A lot of my friends don't like it but I laugh at them. They all say the same thing, this is not what we are really like here. I always have to say no, the Locals are not like this, but the people who come here are and that is the funny part. I mean we used to make fun of the juice heads all the time at the bars. It has been the same since I was a kid hitting these places up. Nothing like seeing these people walking out of bars at 1:30/2am. Its a damn funny site, looks like a scene from a zombie movie.

    Great show, love that they are filming again in Sleeze Side.
    Thats a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

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  • 12345AGNST1
    12345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    That episode was so fucking good.

    Snookie opens fridge, chicken falls on the floor,Vinnie goes outside and asks Situation what to do with it, situation goes "the chicken fell on the floor and they ask me what to do with it? PICK THAT SHIT UP!"

    The ending was the best part though. I literally LOL'd when situation was telling Angelina to stop it and go to bed while they were in the kitchen.
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
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  • vmfury
    vmfury Posts: 1,091
    I love when The Situation refers to ugly chicks as "grenades". :lol:
    We’ll meet again, but not yet…not yet. 
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,372
    :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWIPE9fSWzw
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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,372
    Looks like Angelina is out
    Fresh meat on 'Jersey Shore'

    The more the merrier?

    New “Jersey Shore” housemate Deena Nicole Cortese, 23, has joined the cast as they film new episodes in Seaside Heights. But the “chill” New Jersey native says she won’t be bringing any extra drama to the series… darn.

    "I'm different because I'm just a personable person,” Cortese told MTV. “I don't take things to heart. People can make fun of me 'til the day I die and I will just take it in and be like, 'Yeah, you know what? Whatever.' I just don't care what people think and I think that's what everybody in the house loves about me.”

    Cortese originally auditioned for season one - but, whether it was her poofless hair or lack of a creative nickname - she didn’t make the cut.

    But according to her friend of two years, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, she’s a great addition to the cast.

    "Not [just] anybody can survive in this house, and the fact that the first 24 hours that I brought her in ... everything was cool, I was like, 'All right, this is gonna be a good summer,' " Snooki told MTV.
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
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    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
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    5/1/16- NYC
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    9/2/18- Boston, MA
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    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    eeriepadave wrote:
    Looks like Angelina is out
    Fresh meat on 'Jersey Shore'

    The more the merrier?

    New “Jersey Shore” housemate Deena Nicole Cortese, 23, has joined the cast as they film new episodes in Seaside Heights. But the “chill” New Jersey native says she won’t be bringing any extra drama to the series… darn.

    "I'm different because I'm just a personable person,” Cortese told MTV. “I don't take things to heart. People can make fun of me 'til the day I die and I will just take it in and be like, 'Yeah, you know what? Whatever.' I just don't care what people think and I think that's what everybody in the house loves about me.”

    Cortese originally auditioned for season one - but, whether it was her poofless hair or lack of a creative nickname - she didn’t make the cut.

    But according to her friend of two years, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, she’s a great addition to the cast.

    "Not [just] anybody can survive in this house, and the fact that the first 24 hours that I brought her in ... everything was cool, I was like, 'All right, this is gonna be a good summer,' " Snooki told MTV.


    page 4 has picture of the new girl
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    10pm. 8-)
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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    10pm. 8-)
    it'll be hard to top last weeks...
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    10pm. 8-)
    it'll be hard to top last weeks...



    It's riveting. Tv :mrgreen:
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  • 12345AGNST1
    12345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    First shitty episode in the season. The whole episode felt like it wasnt going anywhere. Too much of the girls and not enough of all of them in that episode.

    Although what Vinnie said in the gelato shop was one of the funniest quotes i've ever heard on the show.

    Girls walk into the shop.... they order some gelato.... girls walk out
    Vinnie: Do we serve butter face flavor?
    Paul:....ummmmmm

    LMFAO
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    First shitty episode in the season. The whole episode felt like it wasnt going anywhere. Too much of the girls and not enough of all of them in that episode.

    Although what Vinnie said in the gelato shop was one of the funniest quotes i've ever heard on the show.

    Girls walk into the shop.... they order some gelato.... girls walk out
    Vinnie: Do we serve butter face flavor?
    Paul:....ummmmmm

    LMFAO


    Yea. Too. Much. Ronnie. Sammy

    But the one liners are awesome
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  • VINNY GOOMBA
    VINNY GOOMBA Posts: 1,826
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    First shitty episode in the season. The whole episode felt like it wasnt going anywhere. Too much of the girls and not enough of all of them in that episode.

    Although what Vinnie said in the gelato shop was one of the funniest quotes i've ever heard on the show.

    Girls walk into the shop.... they order some gelato.... girls walk out
    Vinnie: Do we serve butter face flavor?
    Paul:....ummmmmm

    LMFAO


    Yea. Too. Much. Ronnie. Sammy

    But the one liners are awesome

    Way too much Ronnie and Sammi-- this week's episode looks like it's going to be great. The show is always great when The Situation, Pauly D, and Vinny get air time.
  • 12345AGNST1
    12345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Anyone else think Ronnie is the biggest douche on the show? I think him ending every sentence with "bro" is enough as it is.
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    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • Dead Man Walking
    Dead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    I watched the finale of season one a few weeks ago before the start of season two and I actually liked the show. Since then I've watched every Jersey Shore season 2 episode and this past weekend I watched the entire first season on demand. I really like the show and it's funny because before I had ever seen the show I had painted the entire group as a bunch of sluts and douchebags...and I was incorrect for the most part. The biggest surprise for me was Paulie. He's probably got his head on the straightest out of the whole bunch, which is not what you'd expect by looking at them...

    ...never judge a book by its cover.
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Dead Man Walking wrote:
    I watched the finale of season one a few weeks ago before the start of season two and I actually liked the show. Since then I've watched every Jersey Shore season 2 episode and this past weekend I watched the entire first season on demand. I really like the show and it's funny because before I had ever seen the show I had painted the entire group as a bunch of sluts and douchebags...and I was incorrect for the most part. The biggest surprise for me was Paulie. He's probably got his head on the straightest out of the whole bunch, which is not what you'd expect by looking at them...

    ...never judge a book by its cover.


    It's good stuff
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  • VINNY GOOMBA
    VINNY GOOMBA Posts: 1,826
    Dead Man Walking wrote:
    I watched the finale of season one a few weeks ago before the start of season two and I actually liked the show. Since then I've watched every Jersey Shore season 2 episode and this past weekend I watched the entire first season on demand. I really like the show and it's funny because before I had ever seen the show I had painted the entire group as a bunch of sluts and douchebags...and I was incorrect for the most part. The biggest surprise for me was Paulie. He's probably got his head on the straightest out of the whole bunch, which is not what you'd expect by looking at them...

    ...never judge a book by its cover.

    Seriously!

    I thought I was going to be the show's number 1 hater... I've never been a fan of guidos, and I think as far as guidos go, this group makes that whole sub-culture (or counter-culture?) look far better than most of them really are. I also think, contrary to what some believe (probably those who haven't watched the show), that their use of the term "guido" has actually distanced that word from Italian-American culture. Not everyone on that show is of Italian descent, but they all pretty much claim to belong to the "lifestyle" and look of being a guido. There are plenty of people out there who place tons of time and value on their appearance, which is often pretty flamboyant, live the party life seeking out "mates" in the club-- it's pretty primal, actually, and again, it's not just Italians subscribing to this look and lifestyle. The word is actually absent in Season 2 from what I can recall so far.

    Pauly's no dope, he had a legit DJ business going into Jersey Shore, and it's probably a DJ empire at this point. Being a TV star has been Snooki's lifelong dream. Say what you want about her, her morals and her decisions, but she set out to do what she wanted and actually did it-- which is more than most people can say about their own career paths. Vinny seems to be the only one with any real book smarts, and that's why he's always excluded from the Jay-walking type skits making fun of their intelligence. The Situation is just simply hillarious, from his facial expressions to the things he says. Ronnie, Sammi, and Angelina have the least to offer all the way around, and hopefully the editors producers realize this and start to minimize them.

    I must say though-- that I was pretty perturbed by something I think I noticed in the last episode. After Situation accidently knocked the food on the ground-- Pauly said use the Marinara (nice pronunciation, too! ha ha). I thought that I saw JAR SAUCE on the table-- and I think they might have used it instead of making their own. :x

    ;)

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