i do know snooki is bullshit.
she is far from a professional
i've had alcohol poisoning more times than anyone i know.
@ least 30-50 times
extremely drunk beyond fucked
pretty horrible
unable to move
sleeping in my own vomit
not cool
lucky to be alive
not 1 single hospital
lied on garage floor over dosing on acid or shrooms
uncool
never a hospital
and snooki wants to party hard?
she's more of a fake clown or a short alcoholic on mtv
which is shit and piss
i do know snooki is bullshit.
she is far from a professional
i've had alcohol poisoning more times than anyone i know.
@ least 30-50 times
extremely drunk beyond fucked
pretty horrible
unable to move
sleeping in my own vomit
not cool
lucky to be alive
not 1 single hospital
lied on garage floor over dosing on acid or shrooms
uncool
never a hospital
and snooki wants to party hard?
she's more of a fake clown or a short alcoholic on mtv
which is shit and piss
nice job
U should hang out with her
She likes pickles
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
i do know snooki is bullshit.
she is far from a professional
i've had alcohol poisoning more times than anyone i know.
@ least 30-50 times
extremely drunk beyond fucked
pretty horrible
unable to move
sleeping in my own vomit
not cool
lucky to be alive
not 1 single hospital
lied on garage floor over dosing on acid or shrooms
uncool
never a hospital
and snooki wants to party hard?
she's more of a fake clown or a short alcoholic on mtv
which is shit and piss
nice job
U should hang out with her
She likes pickles
nope
i'll never do that again
i dont drink
i dont like being around ppl who drink a lot
i cant do it
i find drunks to be painful and sad inside me
not cool
they were and still are my demons
i control them very well
same with cigarettes
when i get dialed in i can quit anything
very hard sometimes... fuck u cigarettes
i truly hope snooki is not a drunk
i dont watch the show
Great episode. More funny shit. That is all for tonight.
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
This was honestly the best episode I've ever seen from the show since the very first jersey shore episode. They tore Angelina apart and it was hilarious. So many fucking hilarious one liners...
- Pauly doing his voice telling people to wake up
- Situation moving the table during the fight and saying "uhh well ya know, I had to move the table because things were getting real serious and I didn't wanna hurt the table"
- Ronnie calling Angelina the 322 lb Staten island dump
and then the after show Vinnie ripping on Angelina and tells some audience member he can get it in real easy referring to Angelina
What is the appeal of this show?
I'm asking out of curiosity, not to be a jerk.
Watching these kids party and bang everything in sight
Jwowws boobs
The situation and pauly have better one liners than half the comedians out there
L
Personally I think if you live in the area its even funnier
Is Long Island in the area?
I still find it grotesque and beyond stupid.
I'm sorry. Just my opinion. I turned my back on TV years ago, and now I only have 5 channel cable (thank jehovah, god, allah, yahweh, whoever, for PBS) - my sister calls my girlfriend and I "5-channel hippies." I guess we're wrong for not watching TV, but I just find it absurd that a show like this, where retards (and yes, I think they are mentally retarded) act like fools is so popular. This goes for many other shows: a show where 2 morons have 8 kids and are revered as gods; a show where "celebrities" dance; a show where love is found after talking to someone after 5 minutes and then getting a rose - thereby making women look like pathetic fools and men like castrated mama's boys - thereby destroying and devaluing the most basic of all human emotions - Love; a show where Talent is judged by the talentless (Sharon Osbourne's only talent was destroying the reputation and credibility of a rock icon); a show where women destroy each other for a rock star; a show where a "celebrity's" everyday life is somehow entertaining; a show where whores with sex tapes become inspirations for young women.
I hate TV and the culture surrounding it. Aren't there better things to do? Again, I apologize, but I think American society would be much better off if we all destroyed the boob-tube. Dawn of the Dead is our future and TV is our guide. I guess it is easier to sit on the couch, trance-like, hypnotized by garbage, than to go out in the world and do something to make society better; or to read articles, studies, or books on important topics that would keep a citizen engaged and aware.
I saw one episode while a friend was over... While I don't see the appeal, I also couldn't look away. I can't believe that level of douchebaggery exists...
Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
I saw one episode while a friend was over... While I don't see the appeal, I also couldn't look away. I can't believe that level of douchebaggery exists...
Oh it exists
This is what I meant about living in the tri-state area
You see these types of fools every day
i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
buh bye Angelina! Snooki beat the crap out of her, funny shit! Missed the first part cuz i was watching It's Always Sunny.
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
How many more episodes down in Miami? Is this the finale tonight?
TSHIRTTIME!!!!!!!
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
I'm sorry. Just my opinion. I turned my back on TV years ago, and now I only have 5 channel cable (thank jehovah, god, allah, yahweh, whoever, for PBS) - my sister calls my girlfriend and I "5-channel hippies." I guess we're wrong for not watching TV, but I just find it absurd that a show like this, where retards (and yes, I think they are mentally retarded) act like fools is so popular. This goes for many other shows: a show where 2 morons have 8 kids and are revered as gods; a show where "celebrities" dance; a show where love is found after talking to someone after 5 minutes and then getting a rose - thereby making women look like pathetic fools and men like castrated mama's boys - thereby destroying and devaluing the most basic of all human emotions - Love; a show where Talent is judged by the talentless (Sharon Osbourne's only talent was destroying the reputation and credibility of a rock icon); a show where women destroy each other for a rock star; a show where a "celebrity's" everyday life is somehow entertaining; a show where whores with sex tapes become inspirations for young women.
.
For someone who claims to not watch television, you seem to know very minute details about every show.
Tell us the truth, while your girl watches Charlie Rose in the living room, you have a secret flat screen in the bedroom closet wired to both cable and sattelite and you watch every reality show known to man ad nauseum.
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
thank you
that is pretty funny
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
rip hank
rip hank[/quote]
The one the only
:angel:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
she is far from a professional
i've had alcohol poisoning more times than anyone i know.
@ least 30-50 times
extremely drunk beyond fucked
pretty horrible
unable to move
sleeping in my own vomit
not cool
lucky to be alive
not 1 single hospital
lied on garage floor over dosing on acid or shrooms
uncool
never a hospital
and snooki wants to party hard?
she's more of a fake clown or a short alcoholic on mtv
which is shit and piss
nice job
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
U should hang out with her
She likes pickles
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
nope
i'll never do that again
i dont drink
i dont like being around ppl who drink a lot
i cant do it
i find drunks to be painful and sad inside me
not cool
they were and still are my demons
i control them very well
same with cigarettes
when i get dialed in i can quit anything
very hard sometimes... fuck u cigarettes
i truly hope snooki is not a drunk
i dont watch the show
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
- Pauly doing his voice telling people to wake up
- Situation moving the table during the fight and saying "uhh well ya know, I had to move the table because things were getting real serious and I didn't wanna hurt the table"
- Ronnie calling Angelina the 322 lb Staten island dump
and then the after show Vinnie ripping on Angelina and tells some audience member he can get it in real easy referring to Angelina
8/7/08, 6/9/09
great TV
situation was wrecking that chick in the smush room
"it's T shirt time "
http://seanbriceart.com/
I'm asking out of curiosity, not to be a jerk.
Watching these kids party and bang everything in sight
Jwowws boobs
The situation and pauly have better one liners than half the comedians out there
L
Personally I think if you live in the area its even funnier
It grows on you and you end up loving it. I hated the show at first and now I look forward to every Thursday night.
And what neily said. Pauly and situation (I'm gonna throw in Vinnie too) have the best one liners)
I'm not gonna lie, I wish I was in their shoes. They must be lovin life gettin paid to go clubbin and gettin chicks. Buncha lucky fucks.
8/7/08, 6/9/09
Is Long Island in the area?
I still find it grotesque and beyond stupid.
I'm sorry. Just my opinion. I turned my back on TV years ago, and now I only have 5 channel cable (thank jehovah, god, allah, yahweh, whoever, for PBS) - my sister calls my girlfriend and I "5-channel hippies." I guess we're wrong for not watching TV, but I just find it absurd that a show like this, where retards (and yes, I think they are mentally retarded) act like fools is so popular. This goes for many other shows: a show where 2 morons have 8 kids and are revered as gods; a show where "celebrities" dance; a show where love is found after talking to someone after 5 minutes and then getting a rose - thereby making women look like pathetic fools and men like castrated mama's boys - thereby destroying and devaluing the most basic of all human emotions - Love; a show where Talent is judged by the talentless (Sharon Osbourne's only talent was destroying the reputation and credibility of a rock icon); a show where women destroy each other for a rock star; a show where a "celebrity's" everyday life is somehow entertaining; a show where whores with sex tapes become inspirations for young women.
I hate TV and the culture surrounding it. Aren't there better things to do? Again, I apologize, but I think American society would be much better off if we all destroyed the boob-tube. Dawn of the Dead is our future and TV is our guide. I guess it is easier to sit on the couch, trance-like, hypnotized by garbage, than to go out in the world and do something to make society better; or to read articles, studies, or books on important topics that would keep a citizen engaged and aware.
Let the hate begin.
It's T shirt time
Oh it exists
This is what I meant about living in the tri-state area
You see these types of fools every day
My apologies. Hey at least Snookie and Situation aren't Socialists!!
the last 2 reasons are the only reason why i watch this show. if they did like a cali version of this with cali people i probably wouldn't watch it.
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
"If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good."
"If you don't tan, you're pale."
"And if you don't do your laundry, you ain't got no clothes!"
- The Situation
T-shirt time is AWESOME.
i hate that ronnie hasn't had a big role besides the whole ronnie/sammie drama. his laugh makes me think he's always stoned.
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Ronnie on 'One on One' with Paul the Intern (MTV Canada):
http://www.mtv.ca/mtv-live/fullpost.jhtml?id=1037
Best part:
Paul: If you had to take a swing at a guy, living or dead, who would it be?
Ronnie: Living... oh wait.
hopefully the yanks will be over by 10
TSHIRTTIME!!!!!!!
Tell us the truth, while your girl watches Charlie Rose in the living room, you have a secret flat screen in the bedroom closet wired to both cable and sattelite and you watch every reality show known to man ad nauseum.