my last week of freedom....

hrd2imgn
hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,932
edited January 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
no I am not going to the clink....getting hitched Saturday though so some would say I am going to prison.

here are my plans for the last week of "me-ness"

1. have some tacos as she hates them and will never be cooking them is my guess (Check)
2. spend too much money on a pearl jam poster- if I have the cash still I am buying that Ames Troy Chicago poster( had to settle for EMEk cyberman couldn't pony up that much cash)
3. throw all my recycling on the floor in the kitchen (check)
4. Clothing on the floor...ahh I'll miss that (check)
5. Enjoy the non-candled stench of my house (check)
6. keep all the drapes closed during the day (check)
7. take a dump and not flush it until I damn well feel like it (pending last night's tacos) Check- had to flush after 5 minutes though...it was bad
8. ceremoniously get rid of all my porn (check :-( somewhere Hugh is Crying)
9. rearrange all the cabinets she just spent 2 days making into some configuration where I can't find anything (check)
10. sleep till noon (check)

at least there is one thing you all will appreciate, she is not a big PJ fan, so my extras if she lets me out of the cage to see a show in another state will still be available to an 84xxx seat

edit-
I will not be PJ restricted she loves music, just not a rock and roll person, so the green light is still on!
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  • jmurray
    jmurray Stratham, NH Posts: 3,538
    keep the porn.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    sounds like your place smells great.
    between the log in your shitter and the drapes closed im sure it's wonderful.
    :mrgreen:

    btw, ppl who don't open their blinds and windows should be ran over with a large piece of heavy equipment.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
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    no more forever."
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  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,086
    chadwick wrote:
    btw, ppl who don't open their blinds and windows should be ran over with a large piece of heavy equipment.

    You're brand new telescope is now a waste of money isn't it?
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mookeywrench wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    btw, ppl who don't open their blinds and windows should be ran over with a large piece of heavy equipment.

    You're brand new telescope is now a waste of money isn't it?
    can't help it.
    i open my buddy's curtains and windows all the time.
    he gets a bit lipy, sure.
    we laugh about it and breathe good air.

    if he got crazy i'd go get my crane and bulldozer and run him over.
    ;)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • marcos
    marcos Posts: 2,112
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    no I am not going to the clink....getting hitched Saturday though so some would say I am going to prison.

    at least there is one thing you all will appreciate, she is not a big PJ fan, so my extras if she lets me out of the cage to see a show in another state will still be available to an 84xxx seat

    You will not be allowed to go to more than one PJ show per year probably. I've lost quite a few PJ friends to the ball and chain over the years. You will be missed.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    jmurray wrote:
    keep the porn.

    Indeed. That will come in handy eventually...no pun intended.
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    7. take a dump and not flush it until I damn well feel like it
    What a glorious ending to your single-hood. You'll leave a legend, I'm sure.

    8-)
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    mookeywrench wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    btw, ppl who don't open their blinds and windows should be ran over with a large piece of heavy equipment.

    You're brand new telescope is now a waste of money isn't it?

    Yeah chadwick, are you having peeping tom withdrawals?
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
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    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,842
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    no I am not going to the clink....getting hitched Saturday though so some would say I am going to prison.

    here are my plans for the last week of "me-ness"

    1. have some tacos as she hates them and will never be cooking them is my guess
    2. spend too much money on a pearl jam poster- if I have the cash still I am buying that Ames Troy Chicago poster
    3. throw all my recycling on the floor in the kitchen
    4. Clothing on the floor...ahh I'll miss that
    5. Enjoy the non-candled stench of my house
    6. keep all the drapes closed during the day
    7. take a dump and not flush it until I damn well feel like it
    8. ceremoniously get rid of all my porn
    9. rearrange all the cabinets she just spent 2 days making into some configuration where I can't find anything
    10. sleep till noon (already did this)

    at least there is one thing you all will appreciate, she is not a big PJ fan, so my extras if she lets me out of the cage to see a show in another state will still be available to an 84xxx seat

    11. Funnel all of your assets to a trusted relative!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mookeywrench wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    btw, ppl who don't open their blinds and windows should be ran over with a large piece of heavy equipment.

    You're brand new telescope is now a waste of money isn't it?
    this went right over my head until dcfaithful pointed it out a bit more clearly for me.
    earlier i believe i was out of my mind or something.
    thinking much clearer now, thank you.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    congrats on getting married! my wedding day was the best day of my life!
    if you are with the right person, it's all good.
    cheers!
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  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Don't forget to leave the toilet seat up. Last time you'll be able to do it.
  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 23,027
    nuffingman wrote:
    Don't forget to leave the toilet seat up. Last time you'll be able to do it.
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    no I am not going to the clink....getting hitched Saturday though so some would say I am going to prison.

    here are my plans for the last week of "me-ness"

    1. have some tacos as she hates them and will never be cooking them is my guess
    2. spend too much money on a pearl jam poster- if I have the cash still I am buying that Ames Troy Chicago poster
    3. throw all my recycling on the floor in the kitchen
    4. Clothing on the floor...ahh I'll miss that
    5. Enjoy the non-candled stench of my house
    6. keep all the drapes closed during the day
    7. take a dump and not flush it until I damn well feel like it
    8. ceremoniously get rid of all my porn
    9. rearrange all the cabinets she just spent 2 days making into some configuration where I can't find anything
    10. sleep till noon (already did this)

    at least there is one thing you all will appreciate, she is not a big PJ fan, so my extras if she lets me out of the cage to see a show in another state will still be available to an 84xxx seat

    11. Funnel all of your assets to a trusted relative!

    12. have a one nigh stand for the last time
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Model Roll Model
    Model Roll Model Posts: 215
    you sure you even WANT to do this?? doesn't sound like it!!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you have my condolances :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    jesus...no offense, but it does sound like you're going to the clink... :lol:
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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Model Roll Model wrote:
    you sure you even WANT to do this?? doesn't sound like it!!
    I'm thinking the same thing.. :think: :eh:

    Wish you were here...
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  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Model Roll Model wrote:
    you sure you even WANT to do this?? doesn't sound like it!!
    I'm thinking the same thing.. :think: :eh:

    Yes. ^^^^

    You can still sleep till noon you know, unless your wife is a hard core morning (whee its 5am time to get up) sort of person. When we were first married, with no kids, we'd sleep till noon all the time (we were students) on the weekends. Nothing better. Crack of dawn is overrated.
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  • blackredyellow
    blackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    JaneNY wrote:
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Model Roll Model wrote:
    you sure you even WANT to do this?? doesn't sound like it!!
    I'm thinking the same thing.. :think: :eh:

    Yes. ^^^^

    You can still sleep till noon you know, unless your wife is a hard core morning (whee its 5am time to get up) sort of person. When we were first married, with no kids, we'd sleep till noon all the time (we were students) on the weekends. Nothing better. Crack of dawn is overrated.

    Yeah, sleeping in doesn't end until you have kids :)
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