my last week of freedom....
hrd2imgn
Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,902
no I am not going to the clink....getting hitched Saturday though so some would say I am going to prison.
here are my plans for the last week of "me-ness"
1. have some tacos as she hates them and will never be cooking them is my guess (Check)
2. spend too much money on a pearl jam poster- if I have the cash still I am buying that Ames Troy Chicago poster( had to settle for EMEk cyberman couldn't pony up that much cash)
3. throw all my recycling on the floor in the kitchen (check)
4. Clothing on the floor...ahh I'll miss that (check)
5. Enjoy the non-candled stench of my house (check)
6. keep all the drapes closed during the day (check)
7. take a dump and not flush it until I damn well feel like it (pending last night's tacos) Check- had to flush after 5 minutes though...it was bad
8. ceremoniously get rid of all my porn (check :-( somewhere Hugh is Crying)
9. rearrange all the cabinets she just spent 2 days making into some configuration where I can't find anything (check)
10. sleep till noon (check)
at least there is one thing you all will appreciate, she is not a big PJ fan, so my extras if she lets me out of the cage to see a show in another state will still be available to an 84xxx seat
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I will not be PJ restricted she loves music, just not a rock and roll person, so the green light is still on!
here are my plans for the last week of "me-ness"
1. have some tacos as she hates them and will never be cooking them is my guess (Check)
2. spend too much money on a pearl jam poster- if I have the cash still I am buying that Ames Troy Chicago poster( had to settle for EMEk cyberman couldn't pony up that much cash)
3. throw all my recycling on the floor in the kitchen (check)
4. Clothing on the floor...ahh I'll miss that (check)
5. Enjoy the non-candled stench of my house (check)
6. keep all the drapes closed during the day (check)
7. take a dump and not flush it until I damn well feel like it (pending last night's tacos) Check- had to flush after 5 minutes though...it was bad
8. ceremoniously get rid of all my porn (check :-( somewhere Hugh is Crying)
9. rearrange all the cabinets she just spent 2 days making into some configuration where I can't find anything (check)
10. sleep till noon (check)
at least there is one thing you all will appreciate, she is not a big PJ fan, so my extras if she lets me out of the cage to see a show in another state will still be available to an 84xxx seat
edit-
I will not be PJ restricted she loves music, just not a rock and roll person, so the green light is still on!
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between the log in your shitter and the drapes closed im sure it's wonderful.
btw, ppl who don't open their blinds and windows should be ran over with a large piece of heavy equipment.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You're brand new telescope is now a waste of money isn't it?
i open my buddy's curtains and windows all the time.
he gets a bit lipy, sure.
we laugh about it and breathe good air.
if he got crazy i'd go get my crane and bulldozer and run him over.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You will not be allowed to go to more than one PJ show per year probably. I've lost quite a few PJ friends to the ball and chain over the years. You will be missed.
Indeed. That will come in handy eventually...no pun intended.
What a glorious ending to your single-hood. You'll leave a legend, I'm sure.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Yeah chadwick, are you having peeping tom withdrawals?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
11. Funnel all of your assets to a trusted relative!
earlier i believe i was out of my mind or something.
thinking much clearer now, thank you.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
if you are with the right person, it's all good.
cheers!
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2023 - Chicago 1&2
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12. have a one nigh stand for the last time
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Yes. ^^^^
You can still sleep till noon you know, unless your wife is a hard core morning (whee its 5am time to get up) sort of person. When we were first married, with no kids, we'd sleep till noon all the time (we were students) on the weekends. Nothing better. Crack of dawn is overrated.
R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
Yeah, sleeping in doesn't end until you have kids
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
She is a crack of dawn person and I am a night owl, only real big difference in habits. AS you all are saying, once the kids are here that all won't matter
excited to marry the love of my life
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
a little story JB told me last evening, hand in hand, we've been together 31 years.
He asked if I had seen the couple who had been married 85 years on the news.
'No! Wow!' I answer.
ummm.... we are both quiet for a moment in our individual thoughts, probably not unlike each others.
I say 'do you think they can still hear each other?'
he gives me that look
"probably not" he replies.
I laugh and say 'thats funny' picturing the old couple together
he adds, "they're still married aren't they?!"
You may be letting go of your freedom but keep your sense of humor, you will need it
Enjoy!
and (depending what you are into :shifty: ) I can send you my address to send it all to, I'll even
pay for shipping!
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
been married for almost 10 years now. i even started a thread on marriage counseling a couple years ago. everyday is pure bliss i tell ya. :roll:
took wife to 1st PJ show 2 years ago after 8 years of marriage (and me basically going by myself). she loved it, she's hooked on seeing them live, she gets it now, and i'm free to hit multiple shows during tour time...:thumbup:
Congratulations, go get em Tiger. :thumbup:
how is it possible to not get married but be engaged for 21 years? What's the holdup? 1 year was enough for me...I can't even imagine talking about a wedding for 21!
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers