"Back to the future"

Nothingman54
Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
If you made a time machine and only could go to the future and then back to your present time, how far into the future would you go and what would you bring back with you?

Besides going to the future and finding out what the powerball numbers are for tonights 200+million drawing I would go 60 years into the future cause I'm sure I would be dead, then I would dig up my body/bones and bring them back with me and then take out lots of life insurance and fake my own death. But I wouldn't have to do that if I could get the lotto numbers.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    If you made a time machine and only could go to the future and then back to your present time, how far into the future would you go and what would you bring back with you?

    Besides going to the future and finding out what the powerball numbers are for tonights 200+million drawing I would go 60 years into the future cause I'm sure I would be dead, then I would dig up my body/bones and bring them back with me and then take out lots of life insurance and fake my own death. But I wouldn't have to do that if I could get the lotto numbers.

    I would travel 60 years into the future just to pants you in the cemetery.
  • milarso
    milarso Posts: 1,280
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    If you made a time machine and only could go to the future and then back to your present time, how far into the future would you go and what would you bring back with you?

    Besides going to the future and finding out what the powerball numbers are for tonights 200+million drawing I would go 60 years into the future cause I'm sure I would be dead, then I would dig up my body/bones and bring them back with me and then take out lots of life insurance and fake my own death. But I wouldn't have to do that if I could get the lotto numbers.

    I would travel 60 years into the future just to pants you in the cemetery.

    And I'd do the same, only hide and point and laugh after the pantsing.
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
  • titchinello
    titchinello Posts: 3,139
    i'd find the weeks for the lotto when there was big winnings, and no winners, then get those numbers.
    plus i'd get some big football results, and start playing the pools.

    so then with my winnings i could take my family round the world, and follow pearl jam on tour, pretty much every show possible.
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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    If you made a time machine and only could go to the future and then back to your present time, how far into the future would you go and what would you bring back with you?

    Besides going to the future and finding out what the powerball numbers are for tonights 200+million drawing I would go 60 years into the future cause I'm sure I would be dead, then I would dig up my body/bones and bring them back with me and then take out lots of life insurance and fake my own death. But I wouldn't have to do that if I could get the lotto numbers.

    I would travel 60 years into the future just to pants you in the cemetery.


    Well knowing that you would be in there waiting to pants me. When I got back to the present I would go back 5 min before you got there and pants you before you pants me. 8-)
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    how long do i get to stay in said future?

    i don't think i'd want to go more than a few weeks into the future. don't have much desire to know what tommorrow is going to bring until tommorrow is today. i do like the idea of bringing back some winning lottery numbers. might need to go a little further just to make sure i had a good number on a big jack pot.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    If you made a time machine and only could go to the future and then back to your present time, how far into the future would you go and what would you bring back with you?

    Besides going to the future and finding out what the powerball numbers are for tonights 200+million drawing I would go 60 years into the future cause I'm sure I would be dead, then I would dig up my body/bones and bring them back with me and then take out lots of life insurance and fake my own death. But I wouldn't have to do that if I could get the lotto numbers.

    I would travel 60 years into the future just to pants you in the cemetery.


    Well knowing that you would be in there waiting to pants me. When I got back to the present I would go back 5 min before you got there and pants you before you pants me. 8-)

    Shit, this makes perfect sense...
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    milarso wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    If you made a time machine and only could go to the future and then back to your present time, how far into the future would you go and what would you bring back with you?

    Besides going to the future and finding out what the powerball numbers are for tonights 200+million drawing I would go 60 years into the future cause I'm sure I would be dead, then I would dig up my body/bones and bring them back with me and then take out lots of life insurance and fake my own death. But I wouldn't have to do that if I could get the lotto numbers.

    I would travel 60 years into the future just to pants you in the cemetery.

    And I'd do the same, only hide and point and laugh after the pantsing.

    I would go 60 years into the future and "sack tap" you all once you were done pantsing each other.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    the wolf wrote:
    milarso wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    I would travel 60 years into the future just to pants you in the cemetery.

    And I'd do the same, only hide and point and laugh after the pantsing.

    I would go 60 years into the future and "sack tap" you all once you were done pantsing each other.

    Dude, 60 years in the future no one will be sack tapping... all the kids would be like "WTF??"
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I'm just gonna go sooo far back in time and eliminate pants. You will all be wearing dresses.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I'm just gonna go sooo far back in time and eliminate pants. You will all be wearing dresses.

    Rendering my pantsing party moot. Well done. Off with your skirt then, Nothingman54.
  • milarso
    milarso Posts: 1,280
    the wolf wrote:

    I would go 60 years into the future and "sack tap" you all once you were done pantsing each other.

    Note to self- wear cup on time traveling journey...
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
  • arq
    arq Posts: 8,101
    milarso wrote:
    Note to self- wear cup on time traveling journey...

    :lol:LMAO :lol:
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  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Fantasy Football stats for the next 100 years would be nice. Or maybe some stock market reports.
    "It's all happening"
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    I just came back from 60 years in the future, and Scotland has 1,456,973 more inventions, including a new species of hairless sheep.

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