Sack Tapping

Nothingman54
Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
edited February 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Bullying has apparently risen to a new level of atrocity nowadays in what’s referred to in schoolyards all over the nation as “sack tapping.”  Suffice it to say that the “sack” referred to here is not a paper bag Mom packs a lunch in.

A boy from Minnesota underwent emergency surgery to remove his testicle after being the victim of this terribly painful “game.”   While changing classes in Crosby, MN, another boy attacked him and punched him in the testicle.  Hours later, he woke his mother up at 1:00 am; he was in excruciating pain by that time.

Upon arriving at the hospital, Dr. Scott Wheeler, a urologist, operated on the boy, removing his testicle.  According to Fox News, Dr. Wheeler stated that the practice has gotten out of control; he told reporters that he performs 3-4 surgeries a year due to sack tapping.

Although demonstrations of  this kind of potential testicular homicide are wildly popular on YouTube, we’ll save you the trouble of looking it up:  it’s played by randomly “tapping” a boy with one’s knuckles and a flick of the wrist, and is apparently fairly popular among athletes across the nation. (urbandictionary.com).

Apparently, there are variations on the theme of this horrific game, including “competitions” called “sack tap circles.”

Dr. Wheeler urges parents to warn their kids about sack tapping, because it has “lost its humor."


This has been going on for as long as I remember. I'm guessing dr.Phil is gonna have a prime time show on sack tapping?
I'll be back
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    This is a game where if you're going to dish it out, be damn ready to get it back.

    About a month ago I experienced what was probably the worst sack tap I've ever had thanks to my girlfriend's brother. Fucker, I'll get him back.
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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Victims of sack tapping

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    I'll be back
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    if some cock sucker ever smacked me in the balls
    i swear to god i would knock the poor fucker smooth out.
    broken jaws anyone?
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  • aNiMaL
    aNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    This was NEVER anything we did when i was a kid. This has got to be the most NUMSKULL thing to do to one another as a game.
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,640
    No one ever got kicked in the balls as a kid?

    And, two, sack tapping, ball kicking contests, radar - whatever you want to call it - it's pretty simple, someone hits you in the balls they only deserve to get it back. This vicious cycle repeats till a truce is made. Duh.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    No one ever got kicked in the balls as a kid?

    And, two, sack tapping, ball kicking contests, radar - whatever you want to call it - it's pretty simple, someone hits you in the balls they only deserve to get it back. This vicious cycle repeats till a truce is made. Duh.
    sure i got kicked/hit in the balls but it was never on purpose.
    i'd have never participated in this stupid shit.
    kill a mother fucker for hurting my jewels? yes, i would destroy them.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    I am tired; my heart is
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    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,640
    chadwick wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    No one ever got kicked in the balls as a kid?

    And, two, sack tapping, ball kicking contests, radar - whatever you want to call it - it's pretty simple, someone hits you in the balls they only deserve to get it back. This vicious cycle repeats till a truce is made. Duh.
    sure i got kicked/hit in the balls but it was never on purpose.
    i'd have never participated in this stupid shit.
    kill a mother fucker for hurting my jewels? yes, i would destroy them.

    Worst ever was a girl in the school yard in grade school kicked me dead center. They were blue afterwards. Literally, blue.

    Like I said - this horrific game goes on till one person raises the white flag. Got into a horrible ball kicking fight in a bar one night a few years ago where it left us both under the bar writhing in pain.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,582
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    No one ever got kicked in the balls as a kid?

    And, two, sack tapping, ball kicking contests, radar - whatever you want to call it - it's pretty simple, someone hits you in the balls they only deserve to get it back. This vicious cycle repeats till a truce is made. Duh.
    sure i got kicked/hit in the balls but it was never on purpose.
    i'd have never participated in this stupid shit.
    kill a mother fucker for hurting my jewels? yes, i would destroy them.

    Worst ever was a girl in the school yard in grade school kicked me dead center. They were blue afterwards. Literally, blue.

    Like I said - this horrific game goes on till one person raises the white flag. Got into a horrible ball kicking fight in a bar one night a few years ago where it left us both under the bar writhing in pain.
    :o :shock:
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  • polaris_x
    polaris_x Posts: 13,559
    it's evolution baby! ... :lol:
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,188
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    No one ever got kicked in the balls as a kid?

    And, two, sack tapping, ball kicking contests, radar - whatever you want to call it - it's pretty simple, someone hits you in the balls they only deserve to get it back. This vicious cycle repeats till a truce is made. Duh.
    sure i got kicked/hit in the balls but it was never on purpose.
    i'd have never participated in this stupid shit.
    kill a mother fucker for hurting my jewels? yes, i would destroy them.

    Worst ever was a girl in the school yard in grade school kicked me dead center. They were blue afterwards. Literally, blue.

    Like I said - this horrific game goes on till one person raises the white flag. Got into a horrible ball kicking fight in a bar one night a few years ago where it left us both under the bar writhing in pain.


    Gosh that sounds like fun! :roll:
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,640
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    sure i got kicked/hit in the balls but it was never on purpose.
    i'd have never participated in this stupid shit.
    kill a mother fucker for hurting my jewels? yes, i would destroy them.

    Worst ever was a girl in the school yard in grade school kicked me dead center. They were blue afterwards. Literally, blue.

    Like I said - this horrific game goes on till one person raises the white flag. Got into a horrible ball kicking fight in a bar one night a few years ago where it left us both under the bar writhing in pain.


    Gosh that sounds like fun! :roll:

    No one said it was. Just something that came about after 4 hours of drinking heavily. Mornings are for regrets - especially the one following this evening.
  • 81
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    you know how i know you are gay? you like to tap sacks
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  • tvismyfriend
    tvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    That's a stupid game and this is coming from a guy that used to play rock tag.
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,640
    81 wrote:
    you know how i know you are gay? you like to tap sacks

    You know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    you know how i know you are gay? you like to tap sacks

    You know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit.

    you know how i know you're gay? you like the stinky tasting dick
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Like I said - this horrific game goes on till one person raises the white flag. Got into a horrible ball kicking fight in a bar one night a few years ago where it left us both under the bar writhing in pain.
    that's the goofiest fuckin piece of worthlessness i've ever heard of.
    you two clowns must be quite fucked in the head.
    congratulation.

    btw, no offense.
    or should i kick ya in the scrotum? :mrgreen:
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,640
    chadwick wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Like I said - this horrific game goes on till one person raises the white flag. Got into a horrible ball kicking fight in a bar one night a few years ago where it left us both under the bar writhing in pain.
    that's the goofiest fuckin piece of worthlessness i've ever heard of.
    you two clowns must be quite fucked in the head.
    congratulation.

    btw, no offense.
    or should i kick ya in the scrotum? :mrgreen:

    Fucked in the head indeed.
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Got into a horrible ball kicking fight in a bar one night a few years ago where it left us both under the bar writhing in pain.

    I mean I've been pretty fucking drunk in my time, but willingly getting into a game of being kicked in the nuts?!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    facepollution wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Got into a horrible ball kicking fight in a bar one night a few years ago where it left us both under the bar writhing in pain.

    I mean I've been pretty fucking drunk in my time, but willingly getting into a game of being kicked in the nuts?!
    exactly.
    and i'm a frickin dumbass.
    weird deal this nut kicking...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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