So I went camping this weekend.....

SPEEDY MCCREADY
SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,051
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Been to this place a couple of times....Fishing, swimming, blah, blah....Always had a good time....

This weekend they give us a campsite they call "rustic"...No water, no electrical, no problem. But what they failed to tell us is...

NO FUCKING SHADE!!!!!!!! Holy Fuck!!! After 24 hours I felt like I had spent a day in a fucking microwave.

But I caught some fish...
Grilled some food....
Made the best of it....

There isnt enough suntan lotion on the planet to make me feel comfortable....

I feel like a french fry.....hehehehehe
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Been to this place a couple of times....Fishing, swimming, blah, blah....Always had a good time....

    This weekend they give us a campsite they call "rustic"...No water, no electrical, no problem. But what they failed to tell us is...

    NO FUCKING SHADE!!!!!!!! Holy Fuck!!! After 24 hours I felt like I had spent a day in a fucking microwave.

    But I caught some fish...
    Grilled some food....
    Made the best of it....

    There isnt enough suntan lotion on the planet to make me feel comfortable....

    I feel like a french fry.....hehehehehe
    Good stuff. I was out for over 13 hours fishing and trekking on Saturday, was a good 25°C here.
    But yeah, no shade makes it rough!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    so lemme get this straight...
    camping outdoors = zero trees, no shade...
    nicely done...

    where were you camping?
    lemme guesss,,,wait... the Sahara desert dunes?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AkYr04qLNs
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,051
    Rygar wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Been to this place a couple of times....Fishing, swimming, blah, blah....Always had a good time....

    This weekend they give us a campsite they call "rustic"...No water, no electrical, no problem. But what they failed to tell us is...

    NO FUCKING SHADE!!!!!!!! Holy Fuck!!! After 24 hours I felt like I had spent a day in a fucking microwave.

    But I caught some fish...
    Grilled some food....
    Made the best of it....

    There isnt enough suntan lotion on the planet to make me feel comfortable....

    I feel like a french fry.....hehehehehe
    Good stuff. I was out for over 13 hours fishing and trekking on Saturday, was a good 25°C here.
    But yeah, no shade makes it rough!
    I like camping...I love it...

    But NO SHADE at all...Was just a little too much....

    They have a little swimming hole, which is basically a dirty, disgusting, mud hole....That under normal circumstances, there is no way in hell, not for a gazillion dollars, you would get my dumbass to swim in.....

    But I had no choice...hehehehe
    I couldnt believe I got Kathys ass to go swimming too....

    At one point we jumped in the car, drove 25 miles, just to sit in some air conditioned restaurant and eat guacamole for an hour....heheheheh

    Fuck it was hot.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,051
    chadwick wrote:
    so lemme get this straight...
    camping outdoors = zero trees, no shade...
    nicely done...

    where were you camping?
    lemme guesss,,,wait... the Sahara desert dunes?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AkYr04qLNs
    Plenty of trees everywhere....Plenty of shade everywhere......

    Just NOT on OUR campsite...

    We had sun shining on our dumbasses ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    so lemme get this straight...
    camping outdoors = zero trees, no shade...
    nicely done...

    where were you camping?
    lemme guesss,,,wait... the Sahara desert dunes?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AkYr04qLNs
    Plenty of trees everywhere....Plenty of shade everywhere......

    Just NOT on OUR campsite...

    We had sun shining on our dumbasses ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!!
    dude, that seriously blows ass.
    next time maybe try and find a place that builds trees.
    i'd bet you a million dollars that eye'd would send you a few trees for your tent.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,051
    chadwick wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    so lemme get this straight...
    camping outdoors = zero trees, no shade...
    nicely done...

    where were you camping?
    lemme guesss,,,wait... the Sahara desert dunes?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AkYr04qLNs
    Plenty of trees everywhere....Plenty of shade everywhere......

    Just NOT on OUR campsite...

    We had sun shining on our dumbasses ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!!
    dude, that seriously blows ass.
    next time maybe try and find a place that builds trees.
    We decided on doing this little adventure at the last minute....So we ended up with the LAST available campsite.....

    Still had fun....

    But FUCK it was HOT!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    so what was the weather like?


    :P
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,652
    norm wrote:
    so what was the weather like?


    :P

    :mrgreen:

    Exactly why when I go camping, I go to the Marriott.
    Nice shirt.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    norm wrote:
    so what was the weather like?


    :P

    :mrgreen:

    Exactly why when I go camping, I go to the Marriott.

    exactly! bears shit in the woods...i don't! :P :mrgreen:
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    norm wrote:
    so what was the weather like?


    :P

    :mrgreen:

    Exactly why when I go camping, I go to the Marriott.

    exactly! bears shit in the woods...i don't! :P :mrgreen:
    betcha a billion dollars eyed craps under a tree next to a bear's den.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    betcha a billion dollars eyed craps under a tree next to a bear's den.


    i'm sure he does, but i'm talking humans here ;) :P :lol:
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    betcha a billion dollars eyed craps under a tree next to a bear's den.


    i'm sure he does, but i'm talking humans here ;) :P :lol:
    good point, norm.
    somehow i failed to take that into consideration.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    At least try to look for an abandoned bus to sleep in. That seems to work well from what I've heard.

    Glad to hear you made it out alive Speedy!
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i imagine sppedy looks like this :oops: today


    :wave:
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    i imagine sppedy looks like this :oops: today


    :wave:
    do not slap him on the back.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    don't you have a little shelter to put up...canopy?
    81 is now off the air

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,167
    edited May 2010
    chadwick wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i imagine sppedy looks like this :oops: today


    :wave:
    do not slap him on the back.
    no, he needs a pat on the back for the free flipping shipping!!!!! :mrgreen::lol:
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    just another reason why camping sucks
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Been to this place a couple of times....Fishing, swimming, blah, blah....Always had a good time....

    This weekend they give us a campsite they call "rustic"...No water, no electrical, no problem. But what they failed to tell us is...

    NO FUCKING SHADE!!!!!!!! Holy Fuck!!! After 24 hours I felt like I had spent a day in a fucking microwave.

    But I caught some fish...
    Grilled some food....
    Made the best of it....

    There isnt enough suntan lotion on the planet to make me feel comfortable....

    I feel like a french fry.....hehehehehe

    I was working in my yard this weekend and got burnt. I haven't been sun-burnt for years. I now remember why it was unpleasant. (!) :oops:
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • tvismyfriend
    tvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    At least it wasn't raining.

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