So I went camping this weekend.....
SPEEDY MCCREADY
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Been to this place a couple of times....Fishing, swimming, blah, blah....Always had a good time....
This weekend they give us a campsite they call "rustic"...No water, no electrical, no problem. But what they failed to tell us is...
NO FUCKING SHADE!!!!!!!! Holy Fuck!!! After 24 hours I felt like I had spent a day in a fucking microwave.
But I caught some fish...
Grilled some food....
Made the best of it....
There isnt enough suntan lotion on the planet to make me feel comfortable....
I feel like a french fry.....hehehehehe
This weekend they give us a campsite they call "rustic"...No water, no electrical, no problem. But what they failed to tell us is...
NO FUCKING SHADE!!!!!!!! Holy Fuck!!! After 24 hours I felt like I had spent a day in a fucking microwave.
But I caught some fish...
Grilled some food....
Made the best of it....
There isnt enough suntan lotion on the planet to make me feel comfortable....
I feel like a french fry.....hehehehehe
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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But yeah, no shade makes it rough!
camping outdoors = zero trees, no shade...
nicely done...
where were you camping?
lemme guesss,,,wait... the Sahara desert dunes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AkYr04qLNs
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
But NO SHADE at all...Was just a little too much....
They have a little swimming hole, which is basically a dirty, disgusting, mud hole....That under normal circumstances, there is no way in hell, not for a gazillion dollars, you would get my dumbass to swim in.....
But I had no choice...hehehehe
I couldnt believe I got Kathys ass to go swimming too....
At one point we jumped in the car, drove 25 miles, just to sit in some air conditioned restaurant and eat guacamole for an hour....heheheheh
Fuck it was hot.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Just NOT on OUR campsite...
We had sun shining on our dumbasses ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
next time maybe try and find a place that builds trees.
i'd bet you a million dollars that eye'd would send you a few trees for your tent.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Still had fun....
But FUCK it was HOT!!!!!!!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
:P
Exactly why when I go camping, I go to the Marriott.
exactly! bears shit in the woods...i don't! :P
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
i'm sure he does, but i'm talking humans here :P
somehow i failed to take that into consideration.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Glad to hear you made it out alive Speedy!
:wave:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I was working in my yard this weekend and got burnt. I haven't been sun-burnt for years. I now remember why it was unpleasant. (!) :oops:
At least you didn't get stabbed!! Remember kids , knives are NOT toys. That is all.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I've never been truly camping...closest I've been is sleeping in a horse trailer (new before the horses lol) in a campground for the Sumpter flea market. That cemented the truth that I am at heart a city girl!
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also... i told 'em you use the bear as toilet paper.
btw fuckers... ask eyed what he does with badgers.
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I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Hey, those mountain nights get cold and lonely. Besides, badgers are slightly less grumpy than wolverines.
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1. he needs shade.
2. send him a female badger in heat.
3. he should have a male wolverine for his tent and to cross breed with the badger to create a badass hybrid.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I guess there was a reason it was the LAST available site... probably gets used like twice a year
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
Speedy, two words - plastic tarp. Those things can be used for anything. Remember that whole hole in the ozone awhile back? That's right, I covered it with a plastic tarp. Problem solved.
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