Jennifer Aniston

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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Dissidentman wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:

    angelina seems like lets drink each other's blood. :lol:

    hahaha...you're right about that...


    well, the "scary factor" is part of her appeal according to hubby. like she'd ***K you close to death, and if you survive....whew! :mrgreen: guess we women aren't the only ones occasionally attracted to dangerous types...;)
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  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    I mean, think about it. The man's peter has been in the mouths and cooters of both of those women (plus Gwenyth Paltrow, and probably every woman in Hollywood with a pulse.)

    There should be a statue made in his pecker's honor.

    Something golden and facing upward like a rocket with a perpetual milk waterfall out of the pee hole.

    Come to think of it, Tennessee needs to do that with my junk.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I mean, think about it. The man's peter has been in the mouths and cooters of both of those women (plus Gwenyth Paltrow, and probably every woman in Hollywood with a pulse.)

    There should be a statue made in his pecker's honor.

    Something golden and facing upward like a rocket with a perpetual milk waterfall out of the pee hole.

    Come to think of it, Tennessee needs to do that with my junk.

    And our grand kids will affectionately call it the "Memphis Milk Member Memorial"
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Dissidentman wrote:
    This thread is useless without side by side pictures

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    I think Jolie is a fucking Pig. Nasty as classless pig.....Just My Opinion. :)
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with

    Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl

    With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with

    Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl

    With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...
    :shock:

    a bit damp?
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    no more forever."
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    chadwick wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with

    Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl

    With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...
    :shock:

    a bit damp?

    All I know is...SHOUT does not get every kind of stain out
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl

    ...
    I dont have this soft thought about Jolie in my mind 8-)
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    All I know is...SHOUT does not get every kind of stain out
    isn't Fantastic a carpet cleaning spray?
    maybe try some of that.

    also, if you're at work, perhaps you could relieve yourself in the men's room :think:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    chadwick wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    All I know is...SHOUT does not get every kind of stain out
    isn't Fantastic a carpet cleaning spray?
    maybe try some of that.

    also, if you're at work, perhaps you could relieve yourself in the men's room :think:

    You're "that guy"?
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    You're "that guy"?
    hell i release myself everywhere i am.
    car wash, wal mart parking lot or candy isle, forests, or pizza shacks.
    release, release, release.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    You're "that guy"?
    hell i release myself everywhere i am.
    car wash, wal mart parking lot or candy isle, forests, or pizza shacks.
    release, release, release.

    I prefer "releasing" on the car ride home

    The seatbelt is a pain...and the fact that my phone is set to black after only a minute makes its tough
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    You're "that guy"?
    hell i release myself everywhere i am.
    car wash, wal mart parking lot or candy isle, forests, or pizza shacks.
    release, release, release.

    I prefer "releasing" on the car ride home

    The seatbelt is a pain...and the fact that my phone is set to black after only a minute makes its tough
    speed up poky
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SoonForgotten2
    SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I think Jolie is a fucking Pig. Nasty as classless pig.....Just My Opinion. :)

    Is that part of some barnyard fetish or something?
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    SoonForgotten2 wrote:
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I think Jolie is a fucking Pig. Nasty as classless pig.....Just My Opinion. :)

    Is that part of some barnyard fetish or something?

    I think she robbed his spank bank.
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with

    Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl

    With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...

    aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.

    jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck :)
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    singularity wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with

    Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl

    With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...

    aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.

    jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck :)

    All I know is that Jolie has got some lips meant for doing good work.
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,349
    singularity wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with

    Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl

    With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...

    aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.

    jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck :)

    Yeah, for as hot as I think Aniston is, I can totally see her as the "Do what you gotta do, but I'm just going to lay here" kinda chick. :lol:

    Jolie seems like she would be a nut, and probably knows some moves/tricks that would simply be unreal/legendary! :lol: !
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    mca47 wrote:
    singularity wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with

    Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl

    With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...

    aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.

    jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck :)

    Yeah, for as hot as I think Aniston is, I can totally see her as the "Do what you gotta do, but I'm just going to lay here" kinda chick. :lol:

    Jolie seems like she would be a nut, and probably knows some moves/tricks that would simply be unreal/legendary! :lol: !

    I really hope Jon Voight is not on this board.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I really hope Jon Voight is not on this board.

    Nothin' to fear...it's not like he can bite your arm from here or anything...
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