I think Brad Pitt's legendary knack to pull wool gets overlooked in this whole comparison thing.
Bravo to Brad's penis for dipping itself in the waters of the legendary Poon Lake.
This thread needed your poetic take on this subject.
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I think Brad Pitt's legendary knack to pull wool gets overlooked in this whole comparison thing.
Bravo to Brad's penis for dipping itself in the waters of the legendary Poon Lake.
A very touching post. Thank you.
this htread is hilarious.
also, sweet bejeebus.....who knows that aniston is a fuck-up with men? sheesh. marriages go worng, and as far as other men....maybe it's her choice to call it off. maybe the woman enjoys her freedom. she's rich, famous and beautiful...she can live on her own terms, not tethered down.
jolie and aniston are BOTH beautiful women. very different looks, but both beautiful.
aniston appears more the nautral, beachy girl-next-door type....and jolie appears more likely to be a total freak in bed. so, it's all just preferences.
this htread is hilarious.
also, sweet bejeebus.....who knows that aniston is a fuck-up with men? sheesh. marriages go worng, and as far as other men....maybe it's her choice to call it off. maybe the woman enjoys her freedom. she's rich, famous and beautiful...she can live on her own terms, not tethered down.
jolie and aniston are BOTH beautiful women. very different looks, but both beautiful.
aniston appears more the nautral, beachy girl-next-door type....and jolie appears more likely to be a total freak in bed. so, it's all just preferences.
this htread is hilarious.
also, sweet bejeebus.....who knows that aniston is a fuck-up with men? sheesh. marriages go worng, and as far as other men....maybe it's her choice to call it off. maybe the woman enjoys her freedom. she's rich, famous and beautiful...she can live on her own terms, not tethered down.
jolie and aniston are BOTH beautiful women. very different looks, but both beautiful.
aniston appears more the nautral, beachy girl-next-door type....and jolie appears more likely to be a total freak in bed. so, it's all just preferences.
...and your preference?
depends on my mood.
i'm a woman, so of course...i like both.
hell, if given the option, mr. dream would say the same.
to be honest, hubby would probably choose jolie over aniston, tho that can change.
me, if i were a guy, i'd probably choose aniston. i used to really think jolie was so unique/beautiful...and she is....but she's just gotten so freaking.....weird. i like a little less complicated. i'm complicated enough. jen seems easy-going, go-with-the-flow, just have fun. angelina seems like lets drink each other's blood, now mixed with mother theresa.
angelina seems like lets drink each other's blood.
hahaha...you're right about that...
well, the "scary factor" is part of her appeal according to hubby. like she'd ***K you close to death, and if you survive....whew! guess we women aren't the only ones occasionally attracted to dangerous types...;)
I mean, think about it. The man's peter has been in the mouths and cooters of both of those women (plus Gwenyth Paltrow, and probably every woman in Hollywood with a pulse.)
There should be a statue made in his pecker's honor.
Something golden and facing upward like a rocket with a perpetual milk waterfall out of the pee hole.
Come to think of it, Tennessee needs to do that with my junk.
I mean, think about it. The man's peter has been in the mouths and cooters of both of those women (plus Gwenyth Paltrow, and probably every woman in Hollywood with a pulse.)
There should be a statue made in his pecker's honor.
Something golden and facing upward like a rocket with a perpetual milk waterfall out of the pee hole.
Come to think of it, Tennessee needs to do that with my junk.
And our grand kids will affectionately call it the "Memphis Milk Member Memorial"
Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl
...
I dont have this soft thought about Jolie in my mind
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with
Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl
With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...
aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.
jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck
Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with
Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl
With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...
aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.
jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck
All I know is that Jolie has got some lips meant for doing good work.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with
Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl
With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...
aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.
jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck
Yeah, for as hot as I think Aniston is, I can totally see her as the "Do what you gotta do, but I'm just going to lay here" kinda chick.
Jolie seems like she would be a nut, and probably knows some moves/tricks that would simply be unreal/legendary! !
Aniston is the type you would want a long term relationship with
Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl
With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...
aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.
jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck
Yeah, for as hot as I think Aniston is, I can totally see her as the "Do what you gotta do, but I'm just going to lay here" kinda chick.
Jolie seems like she would be a nut, and probably knows some moves/tricks that would simply be unreal/legendary! !
Nothin' to fear...it's not like he can bite your arm from here or anything...
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6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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Bravo to Brad's penis for dipping itself in the waters of the legendary Poon Lake.
A very touching post. Thank you.
This thread needed your poetic take on this subject.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I don't know what it was, but I thought this response was hilarious.
True Story.
Thank you, D-Man.
Quite welcome sir!
this htread is hilarious.
also, sweet bejeebus.....who knows that aniston is a fuck-up with men? sheesh. marriages go worng, and as far as other men....maybe it's her choice to call it off. maybe the woman enjoys her freedom. she's rich, famous and beautiful...she can live on her own terms, not tethered down.
jolie and aniston are BOTH beautiful women. very different looks, but both beautiful.
aniston appears more the nautral, beachy girl-next-door type....and jolie appears more likely to be a total freak in bed. so, it's all just preferences.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
...and your preference?
depends on my mood.
i'm a woman, so of course...i like both.
hell, if given the option, mr. dream would say the same.
to be honest, hubby would probably choose jolie over aniston, tho that can change.
me, if i were a guy, i'd probably choose aniston. i used to really think jolie was so unique/beautiful...and she is....but she's just gotten so freaking.....weird. i like a little less complicated. i'm complicated enough. jen seems easy-going, go-with-the-flow, just have fun. angelina seems like lets drink each other's blood, now mixed with mother theresa.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
hahaha...you're right about that...
well, the "scary factor" is part of her appeal according to hubby. like she'd ***K you close to death, and if you survive....whew!
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
There should be a statue made in his pecker's honor.
Something golden and facing upward like a rocket with a perpetual milk waterfall out of the pee hole.
Come to think of it, Tennessee needs to do that with my junk.
And our grand kids will affectionately call it the "Memphis Milk Member Memorial"
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Jolie is a drunken-have sex-with-until-you-both-pass-out-kinda-girl
With that said Im out of tissues at my desk...
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
a bit damp?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
All I know is...SHOUT does not get every kind of stain out
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
maybe try some of that.
also, if you're at work, perhaps you could relieve yourself in the men's room :think:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You're "that guy"?
car wash, wal mart parking lot or candy isle, forests, or pizza shacks.
release, release, release.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I prefer "releasing" on the car ride home
The seatbelt is a pain...and the fact that my phone is set to black after only a minute makes its tough
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Is that part of some barnyard fetish or something?
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I think she robbed his spank bank.
aniston seems so boring though. i can't picture her being good in the sack at all. i bet she is the type of girl that thinks she gets a pass at being lousy because she is hot.
jolie... what's wrong with marrying a girl who wants to get hammered and fuck
All I know is that Jolie has got some lips meant for doing good work.
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Yeah, for as hot as I think Aniston is, I can totally see her as the "Do what you gotta do, but I'm just going to lay here" kinda chick.
Jolie seems like she would be a nut, and probably knows some moves/tricks that would simply be unreal/legendary!
I really hope Jon Voight is not on this board.
Nothin' to fear...it's not like he can bite your arm from here or anything...
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2