Jennifer Aniston

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited May 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • Cinnamon GirlCinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854

    I'd like to look like that at 41! Actually, I'd like to look like that at 29. :?
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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I'd hit it :clap::clap::clap:
    NERDS!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,472
    I'd hit it :clap::clap::clap:
    I hear ya....

    I would be more than willing to give her, the worst 8 seconds of her life..........

    hehehehehehehe
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    The chin....I just can't get past the chin.... :? Her body is alright....but that chin....
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    I'd hit it :clap::clap::clap:
    I hear ya....

    I would be more than willing to give her, the worst 8 seconds of her life..........

    hehehehehehehe

    that makes three of us.

    all my friends used to tell me that my ex wife looked a lot like her. i never really saw it, but they did. probably explains why they all wanted to nail her. :lol:
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The chin....I just can't get past the chin.... :? Her body is alright....but that chin....

    her chin? really? who the hell is looking at her chin? :lol:
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  • theserialthrillatheserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    the wolf wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The chin....I just can't get past the chin.... :? Her body is alright....but that chin....

    her chin? really? who the hell is looking at her chin? :lol:


    what chin did you see those t.............
  • PapPap Posts: 28,823
    the wolf wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The chin....I just can't get past the chin.... :? Her body is alright....but that chin....

    her chin? really? who the hell is looking at her chin? :lol:
    the wolf wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The chin....I just can't get past the chin.... :? Her body is alright....but that chin....

    her chin? really? who the hell is looking at her chin? :lol:


    what chin did you see those t.............
    :lol::lol::lol: Oh my!... :o :shock: :crazy:
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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    She must have serious issues if she can't land a husband with that body at 41. Damn.
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    she have the mediterranean dna...... 8-)
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  • dustinparduedustinpardue Posts: 1,829
    She must have serious issues if she can't land a husband with that body at 41. Damn.


    maybe she's just a headcase and nobody can put up with her. remember the old saying; "no matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is tired of her shit." :lol:

    there is another wording to that saying as well, but would really be crossing the line for this forum.
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    That's exactly what my body looks like - it's just padded in about 3 stone of cushioning to protect it.
  • Claireack wrote:
    That's exactly what my body looks like - it's just padded in about 3 stone of cushioning to protect it.

    :lol:

    I used to think she looked really good in the early episodes of Friends, but in later years she was a bit up and down.

    There's got to be something about her that she can't hold down a steady relationship. She may have the personality of a king cobra for all we know...
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    In 1997, me and my fellow year 6 friends had the biggest crush on her.

    It was Jennifer aniston this jennifer aniston that.

    13 years on and she is still a fuckin glamour.
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I liked her performance in Marlie & Me, that sort of changed my opinion of her after reading some not so flattering things. I'm very impressionable though.
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,557
    Didn't realise she was 41!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Brisk. wrote:
    Didn't realise she was 41!
    she is to old for u..let the old dogs here to deal with that+ she is Greek.. 8-)
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Brisk. wrote:
    Didn't realise she was 41!
    she is to old for u..let the old dogs here to deal with that+ she is Greek.. 8-)


    Greeks like Australians. 8-)
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    i still say mr. pitt made the wrong choice
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    i still say mr. pitt made the wrong choice

    i dunno man. angelina looks like she can be pretty dirty chick in the sack :shock:
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    i still say mr. pitt made the wrong choice

    i dunno man. angelina looks like she can be pretty dirty chick in the sack :shock:


    yea but all bone.. i need alittle meat and potatoes :mrgreen:
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  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    She must have serious issues if she can't land a husband with that body at 41. Damn.

    I have always wondered what the deal is with her.
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Brisk. wrote:
    Didn't realise she was 41!
    she is to old for u..let the old dogs here to deal with that+ she is Greek.. 8-)


    Greeks like Australians. 8-)
    Jennifer Aniston was born in Sherman Oaks, California, and grew up in New York City. She is the daughter of actor John Aniston and actress Nancy Dow.Aniston's Greek American father was born Yannis Anastassakis on the island of Crete, Greece, while her mother is of Scottish-Italian descent and was born in New York City :D
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    i still say mr. pitt made the wrong choice

    i dunno man. angelina looks like she can be pretty dirty chick in the sack :shock:


    yea but all bone.. i need alittle meat and potatoes :mrgreen:


    Meat an potatoes, isn't that a dick?

    And if it is, and you're into it, good on ya
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  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    i still say mr. pitt made the wrong choice

    i dunno man. angelina looks like she can be pretty dirty chick in the sack :shock:


    yea but all bone.. i need alittle meat and potatoes :mrgreen:

    Angelina circa 2005 (like in Mr. and Mrs. Smith) to me was the absolute top of the pyramid. I agree that now she looks like she needs a couple of cheeseburgers. Way too skinny.

    Actually I read somewhere that she said she lost all her weight due to depression from her mom dying and that she was going to put it back on now.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    pjfan31 wrote:
    she is to old for u..let the old dogs here to deal with that+ she is Greek.. 8-)


    Greeks like Australians. 8-)
    Jennifer Aniston was born in Sherman Oaks, California, and grew up in New York City. She is the daughter of actor John Aniston and actress Nancy Dow.Aniston's Greek American father was born Yannis Anastassakis on the island of Crete, Greece, while her mother is of Scottish-Italian descent and was born in New York City :D


    well at least we know when you copy and paste :lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    pjfan31 wrote:

    yea but all bone.. i need alittle meat and potatoes :mrgreen:


    Meat an potatoes, isn't that a dick?

    And if it is, and you're into it, good on ya

    Someone had to say it...

    ;)
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    pjfan31 wrote:

    i dunno man. angelina looks like she can be pretty dirty chick in the sack :shock:


    yea but all bone.. i need alittle meat and potatoes :mrgreen:


    Meat an potatoes, isn't that a dick?

    And if it is, and you're into it, good on ya


    hey man you're the one thinking/saying it ;)
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Jennifer Aniston was born in Sherman Oaks, California, and grew up in New York City. She is the daughter of actor John Aniston and actress Nancy Dow.Aniston's Greek American father was born Yannis Anastassakis on the island of Crete, Greece, while her mother is of Scottish-Italian descent and was born in New York City :D


    well at least we know when you copy and paste :lol:
    if i can speak -write english like that ,Anniston would be my girlfriend :lol:
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,275
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The chin....I just can't get past the chin.... :? Her body is alright....but that chin....

    Her chin would be covered by my two uhmm uhmm ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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