Got MSG!! Need a Wheelchair Rental place!!

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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Do some of you people realize....

    That maybe
    Just MAYBE.......

    The OP is joking?? Kidding??? Being silly????
    u are a smart guy SPEEDY...70% of people here dont have the sence of humor
    The best part....

    Is YOU speak greeklish, and have NEVER had a problem, understanding, when people are joking and being sarcastic.....
    i really belive that the problem isnt that they dont understand..is they dont WANT to understand
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  • guacamolejoe
    guacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    joe2468 wrote:
    o god hear we go...... when it comes to pearl jam concerts ... there are no rules ... ... you can park in handicap parking spaces at the venues ... punch a pregnant woman in the neck... trip grandma as shes getting on to the train with her grandson.... knock down a girl scout and take her cookies...rent video tapes and return them with out rewinding them.... rip that silly little tag off you mattress ...cheat on your wife....buy wheelchair tickets when god knows you dont need it....slip a newborn in the face.... piss on the popes leg .... rip a yamaka off a kids head and toss it like a frisbee... etc etc etc
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I have nerve damage & have been in a wheelchair chair for a while a few years back. Your right! (but how are you so calm when you paint ;) ). Fuck, I even knocked down some else in a wheelchair to get the better veiw ;):o .....hehehehehehehehehehehe
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  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,192
    Anyone know a good Wheelchair rental place in NYC?

    I mean my ankle was feeling a little gimpy... so I figure I can go with it


    right??
    :mrgreen:

    why rent?....just "borrow" one from a nursing home on your way to the show
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  • demetrios
    demetrios Posts: 97,393
    Wheelchairs are great for storing audio recorders! ;)
  • cfbd68
    cfbd68 Posts: 228
    demetrios wrote:
    Wheelchairs are great for storing audio recorders! ;)
    And plenty of booze 8-).
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  • demetrios
    demetrios Posts: 97,393
    cfbd68 wrote:
    demetrios wrote:
    Wheelchairs are great for storing audio recorders! ;)
    And plenty of booze 8-).

    Snooch to the Nooch ! :thumbup:
  • in eds tree
    in eds tree Denver Posts: 539
    i just reported this guy to ticketmaster


    oh. my. god.

    this made me literally laugh out loud.
    keep on rockin' in the free world.
  • i just reported this guy to ticketmaster

    You can't be serious

    Seriously, what's he gonna do? Tell ticketmaster some guy named Pillow Pants from ¦›Þ is pulling a handicap fraud?
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  • cfbd68
    cfbd68 Posts: 228
    i just reported this guy to ticketmaster

    You can't be serious

    Seriously, what's he gonna do? Tell ticketmaster some guy named Pillow Pants from ¦›Þ is pulling a handicap fraud?
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    i just reported this guy to ticketmaster


    oh. my. god.

    this made me literally laugh out loud.

    That was the best reply on this thread. Lol!!
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  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Do some of you people realize....

    That maybe
    Just MAYBE.......

    The OP is joking?? Kidding??? Being silly????
    u are a smart guy SPEEDY...70% of people here dont have the sence of humor
    The best part....

    Is YOU speak greeklish, and have NEVER had a problem, understanding, when people are joking and being sarcastic.....

    greeklish??

    Hehehehehe
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    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
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  • is that a pillow in your pants or you just happy to see me?
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    my dog drools on my pillows. should i just get him his own????
  • iwasthere
    iwasthere Posts: 515
    Best thread ev... in the last couple days. Seriously, there is some quality dark humor in this thread.

    If this thread offends you and you are not in a wheelchair, you should calm it.

    I have a friend in a wheelchair and the very idea of him getting offended by this is amusing. Just like it is funny when I give my black friend a hard time about being a Duke fan (Duke is a very white college basketball team for all you euros and non sport watchers).
    tacos
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Flagg wrote:

    greeklish??

    Hehehehehe
    thats me!!! :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,192
    Seriously, what's he gonna do? Tell ticketmaster some guy named Pillow Pants from ¦›Þ is pulling a handicap fraud?

    Dear Internets,

    A manchild named Pillow Pants will attempt to attend a Pearl Jam concert disguised as a disable person.

    Thank you

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  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    Suziemay wrote:
    I laughed when I saw this. Such dedication! And I'm quite sure he'd get busted in a second, it can't be that easy to fake it, otherwise others would have figured it out so I didn't feel bad for laughing. So there!

    And yes, I find South Park incredibly humorous and Zoolander is my favourite movie.

    Blue Steel!! ;)

    That was the point of this thread... to make someone laugh at a time when 74% of the other threads were bitching


    although how hard can it be to fake? you get a wheelchair ... and you wheel around in it
    anyone asks you to stand up you scream RESPECK MY AUTHORITAH!!! ;) and politely decline
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    Anyone know a good Wheelchair rental place in NYC?

    I mean my ankle was feeling a little gimpy... so I figure I can go with it


    right??
    :mrgreen:

    why rent?....just "borrow" one from a nursing home on your way to the show


    genius!!
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    i just reported this guy to ticketmaster


    oh. my. god.

    this made me literally laugh out loud.

    yeah that was good beetle

    especially because people took HIM seriously too ... wow people... WOW


    like you can just call ticketmaster and report someone
  • don't worry people...Pillow Pants is mentally handicapped...so the wheel chair isn't that big of a stretch! ;):lol::lol::lol: