Best thread ev... in the last couple days. Seriously, there is some quality dark humor in this thread.
If this thread offends you and you are not in a wheelchair, you should calm it.
I have a friend in a wheelchair and the very idea of him getting offended by this is amusing. Just like it is funny when I give my black friend a hard time about being a Duke fan (Duke is a very white college basketball team for all you euros and non sport watchers).
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I laughed when I saw this. Such dedication! And I'm quite sure he'd get busted in a second, it can't be that easy to fake it, otherwise others would have figured it out so I didn't feel bad for laughing. So there!
And yes, I find South Park incredibly humorous and Zoolander is my favourite movie.
Blue Steel!!
That was the point of this thread... to make someone laugh at a time when 74% of the other threads were bitching
although how hard can it be to fake? you get a wheelchair ... and you wheel around in it
anyone asks you to stand up you scream RESPECK MY AUTHORITAH!!! and politely decline
yes i'm disabled and use a wheelchair everyday of my life.
disabled seating is not great in every venue. so don't think by faking it you'll get a good seat.
all disabilities are not visable so it's hard to spot the fake fuckers. i think if you're really hurt bad like can't stand at all it's ok to use ada seats for that show.
i think fakers should be fined. and i wish there was a card you had to carry for proof you were disabled in order to get ada seats.
krama
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you people are dumb to think that this is funny and there's no fakers.
i've seen plenty
i just can't prove they are faking. but i wouldn't put it pass a loser type person to try it. they're some dirty people out there.
so i would think this was funny except i've been a wheelchair user all my life and in that time i've seen some questionable cases out there trying to take advange.
*~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*
the fucked up thing is that i was gonna surprise that fan who really is in a wheelchair by getting him tickets but it looks like pillow pants got the last wheelchair accessible spot. unbelievable. krama is a bitch.
the fucked up thing is that i was gonna surprise that fan who really is in a wheelchair by getting him tickets but it looks like pillow pants got the last wheelchair accessible spot. unbelievable. krama is a bitch.
yeah kevin it's the same with handicapp parking spots.
don't take them. not for 5 mins even. there could be a person with a disability that needs that spot just then.
yes i'm disabled and use a wheelchair everyday of my life.
disabled seating is not great in every venue. so don't think by faking it you'll get a good seat.
all disabilities are not visable so it's hard to spot the fake fuckers. i think if you're really hurt bad like can't stand at all it's ok to use ada seats for that show.
i think fakers should be fined. and i wish there was a card you had to carry for proof you were disabled in order to get ada seats.
krama
will
get
you
___________________
you people are dumb to think that this is funny and there's no fakers.
i've seen plenty
i just can't prove they are faking. but i wouldn't put it pass a loser type person to try it. they're some dirty people out there.
so i would think this was funny except i've been a wheelchair user all my life and in that time i've seen some questionable cases out there trying to take advange.
i created this thread as something different to all the threads bitching about tickets, prices, etc
i was not making fun of disabled people ... quite the opposite... i was making fun of the person who was not disabled who would actually try something as awful as this... although it could be said this person would have a brain disability for trying to take advantage of the disabled
my apologies that you did not find it humorous
ps the word is karma not krama - i'm pretty sure kevinbeetle is the bigger a-hole in this thread
the fucked up thing is that i was gonna surprise that fan who really is in a wheelchair by getting him tickets but it looks like pillow pants got the last wheelchair accessible spot. unbelievable. krama is a bitch.
Seriously, what's he gonna do? Tell ticketmaster some guy named Pillow Pants from ¦›Þ is pulling a handicap fraud?
Dear Internets,
A manchild named Pillow Pants will attempt to attend a Pearl Jam concert disguised as a disable person.
Thank you
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
the fucked up thing is that i was gonna surprise that fan who really is in a wheelchair by getting him tickets but it looks like pillow pants got the last wheelchair accessible spot. unbelievable. krama is a bitch.
I understand this thread is a joke, but as a healthy person having barely survived a bad car crash and I now have to use a wheelchair (one-handed, no less), it's not so funny. 2 broken femurs, 2 broken hips and and a broken arm with a nerve damaged hand.
Life can change in an in instant, so be careful what you ask for pillow pants, even if you're "just joking".
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greeklish??
Hehehehehe
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If this thread offends you and you are not in a wheelchair, you should calm it.
I have a friend in a wheelchair and the very idea of him getting offended by this is amusing. Just like it is funny when I give my black friend a hard time about being a Duke fan (Duke is a very white college basketball team for all you euros and non sport watchers).
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Dear Internets,
A manchild named Pillow Pants will attempt to attend a Pearl Jam concert disguised as a disable person.
Thank you
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana
Blue Steel!!
That was the point of this thread... to make someone laugh at a time when 74% of the other threads were bitching
although how hard can it be to fake? you get a wheelchair ... and you wheel around in it
anyone asks you to stand up you scream RESPECK MY AUTHORITAH!!!
genius!!
yeah that was good beetle
especially because people took HIM seriously too ... wow people... WOW
like you can just call ticketmaster and report someone
yes i'm disabled and use a wheelchair everyday of my life.
disabled seating is not great in every venue. so don't think by faking it you'll get a good seat.
all disabilities are not visable so it's hard to spot the fake fuckers. i think if you're really hurt bad like can't stand at all it's ok to use ada seats for that show.
i think fakers should be fined. and i wish there was a card you had to carry for proof you were disabled in order to get ada seats.
krama
will
get
you
____________________
you people are dumb to think that this is funny and there's no fakers.
i've seen plenty
i just can't prove they are faking. but i wouldn't put it pass a loser type person to try it. they're some dirty people out there.
so i would think this was funny except i've been a wheelchair user all my life and in that time i've seen some questionable cases out there trying to take advange.
yeah kevin it's the same with handicapp parking spots.
don't take them. not for 5 mins even. there could be a person with a disability that needs that spot just then.
http://www.ivykennedy.com/articles/parking.htm
i still think it's funny.
but then again, i AM an asshole. :twisted:
i created this thread as something different to all the threads bitching about tickets, prices, etc
i was not making fun of disabled people ... quite the opposite... i was making fun of the person who was not disabled who would actually try something as awful as this... although it could be said this person would have a brain disability for trying to take advantage of the disabled
my apologies that you did not find it humorous
ps the word is karma not krama - i'm pretty sure kevinbeetle is the bigger a-hole in this thread
Yep.... OP just trying to be funny
(i wonder if anyone besides my pathetic ass remembers that?) :think:
i too would find it funny..........but...........
i'm IN it
you know?
there are people that do that.
just saying....
i'm not upset.
really.
.....i want to let people know there's jerks out there that do that. so haha that's funny. just KNOW.
1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
2020: Oakland, Oakland: 2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana
um... have you completely read this thread?
lol!
oops. hope i don't get bad karma for my bad spelling.
I remember that was crazy
I remember that thread
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Life can change in an in instant, so be careful what you ask for pillow pants, even if you're "just joking".