The Honest Drunk Test
Stone Is God
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I’ve been drinking Captain Morgan since 5:30 Eastern Standard Time. It got me thinking…what is the drunkest moment that you can remember? Did you puke on somebody? Pass out in the woods? (Guilty) What really happened to you?
I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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Haha, I'd have to be drunk to respond to this one
Maybe I will get back to it another day 
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CanadasPearl wrote:Haha, I'd have to be drunk to respond to this one Maybe I will get back to it another day
No time like the present. Lol.I'll ride the wave where it takes me.0 -
Hmmmm......
Well.....I might just be a little drunk right now! hehehehe
And, while I don't remember much, I'd say the few things I remember from the first time I ever drank still stick with me more so then any other time in my life.
I remember, sitting there, in that apartment, saying 'You know, I now finally understand why people like this kind of music' and Bob Marley was playing on the stereo!
I wasn't high, I know that, but I was drunk beyond belief! hehehehehehe0 -
Fell down hit my head. Puked on my shoes. Drunk as all hell.<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v44/brother123/?action=view¤t=thewh0.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/brother123/thewh0.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>0
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im honest and im drunk. i pass the test"Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."0
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I usually drink captain and diet cola too.
I got really pissed drunk one day early in the afternoon about 5 years ago. Then I decided to take a shower around 5pm before I walked back to the bars to talk to the ladies. I was in the shower and looked down just to see that I was still wearing socks. That was a low point, dude. Wearing socks in the shower is a low point I say.Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)0 -
Stone Is God wrote:I’ve been drinking Captain Morgan since 5:30 Eastern Standard Time. It got me thinking…what is the drunkest moment that you can remember? Did you puke on somebody? Pass out in the woods? (Guilty) What really happened to you?
was drinking scotch at a xmas party when i was 19
after 6 hours i wasn't feeling to good and went to sit in the back of the bar
my friend's gf (now his wife ) comes and sits in my lap ..... and up it comes :shock:
all over her !!!!!!!!! i got up to go to the bathroom and fell down the flight of steps head first into the girls bathroom
true story i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......0 -
I always used to sleep in the bathtub during college. We'd all come back from a night of boozing and I'd pass out in the bathtub with all my clothes on."FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam09250
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I had about 2 beers and the rest of the wedding I had Vodka and 7up's..the weeding was in december I didnt even need a coat on when we left I couldn't feel shit ! Before we left I thought I was gonna lose my lunch but managed to pull through..a guy saw me in the bathroom struggling around "he said im not a dr" I cut him off and said "but you play one on TV?" HaHa! I have no idea where that was headed he left after my sarcasm
A different time drinking Brass Monkey after work with guys from work we decided to run to the car because it was raining out I ran through a thorn bush but in my drunk state kept running...the next morning had to think to myself where these thorns came from that were bloody and imbedded in my skin ! :shock: My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers0 -
JonnyPistachio wrote:I usually drink captain and diet cola too.
I got really pissed drunk one day early in the afternoon about 5 years ago. Then I decided to take a shower around 5pm before I walked back to the bars to talk to the ladies. I was in the shower and looked down just to see that I was still wearing socks. That was a low point, dude. Wearing socks in the shower is a low point I say. what a great mental picture was that! 0 -
well I have sooo many
this time though not much memory of how I got home but.....
when I awoke I found my panty hose and I think I got out of them through one of the knees
and the lamp was broken
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I was 16 years old.
Hanging out with two friends in the wee hours of the night. We had some OJ and Everclear Grain Alcohol (Devil's Water). We went to Taco Bell with the drunken munchies. I got a chicken/cheese quesadilla. Got bakc to the hang out spot...got so blotto drunk that I vomited up all the quesadilla, which I couldnt eat to this day even if I wanted to, and if I still ate dead animals.
The real kicker though is that I went outside to urinate, got my goods out and began relieving myself....passed out, fell on my back, pissed all over myself.
My friend came out and found me out cold, covered in my own urine, dick in hand...next to a pile of half digested chicken quesadilla.
I haven't touched Everclear since. :?7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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This isn't my drunken story, but I'm nominating someone.
The guy behind me at the SLC Pearl Jam show last September puked all over my fucking back. I still don't know why I didn't turn and punch him in the face. I guess I was in such a good mood being at a PJ show that I was a bit understanding. Plus, I've been there.
That bastard should've bought me a t-shirt though. :evil:7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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dcfaithful wrote:I was 16 years old.
Hanging out with two friends in the wee hours of the night. We had some OJ and Everclear Grain Alcohol (Devil's Water). We went to Taco Bell with the drunken munchies. I got a chicken/cheese quesadilla. Got bakc to the hang out spot...got so blotto drunk that I vomited up all the quesadilla, which I couldnt eat to this day even if I wanted to, and if I still ate dead animals.
The real kicker though is that I went outside to urinate, got my goods out and began relieving myself....passed out, fell on my back, pissed all over myself.
My friend came out and found me out cold, covered in my own urine, dick in hand...next to a pile of half digested chicken quesadilla.
I haven't touched Everclear since. :? my 2000th! post and I'm laughing hysterically- I love this place 0 -
pandora wrote:dcfaithful wrote:I was 16 years old.
Hanging out with two friends in the wee hours of the night. We had some OJ and Everclear Grain Alcohol (Devil's Water). We went to Taco Bell with the drunken munchies. I got a chicken/cheese quesadilla. Got bakc to the hang out spot...got so blotto drunk that I vomited up all the quesadilla, which I couldnt eat to this day even if I wanted to, and if I still ate dead animals.
The real kicker though is that I went outside to urinate, got my goods out and began relieving myself....passed out, fell on my back, pissed all over myself.
My friend came out and found me out cold, covered in my own urine, dick in hand...next to a pile of half digested chicken quesadilla.
I haven't touched Everclear since. :? my 2000th! post and I'm laughing hysterically- I love this place
Congrats on 2k!
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pandora wrote:well I have sooo many
when I awoke I found my panty hose and I think I got out of them through one of the knees 0 -
When I was about 12 years old I was creative.
I figured out when you take a swig of Cholorseptic, it numbs your entire mouth, and you can chug so much vodka before you regain your natural gag reflex to hard liquor. I did not try that a second time.ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you.
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I'll never catch up to you Hoff but I'll keep tryinCJMST3K wrote:pandora wrote:dcfaithful wrote:I was 16 years old.
Hanging out with two friends in the wee hours of the night. We had some OJ and Everclear Grain Alcohol (Devil's Water). We went to Taco Bell with the drunken munchies. I got a chicken/cheese quesadilla. Got bakc to the hang out spot...got so blotto drunk that I vomited up all the quesadilla, which I couldnt eat to this day even if I wanted to, and if I still ate dead animals.
The real kicker though is that I went outside to urinate, got my goods out and began relieving myself....passed out, fell on my back, pissed all over myself.
My friend came out and found me out cold, covered in my own urine, dick in hand...next to a pile of half digested chicken quesadilla.
I haven't touched Everclear since. :? my 2000th! post and I'm laughing hysterically- I love this place
Congrats on 2k!
Keep aiming for the big 3k!0 -
pandora wrote:I'll never catch up to you Hoff but I'll keep tryin
neither will I!
look at the first line of my sig.
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*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
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