The Honest Drunk Test
Stone Is God
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I’ve been drinking Captain Morgan since 5:30 Eastern Standard Time. It got me thinking…what is the drunkest moment that you can remember? Did you puke on somebody? Pass out in the woods? (Guilty) What really happened to you?
I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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No time like the present. Lol.
Well.....I might just be a little drunk right now! hehehehe
And, while I don't remember much, I'd say the few things I remember from the first time I ever drank still stick with me more so then any other time in my life.
I remember, sitting there, in that apartment, saying 'You know, I now finally understand why people like this kind of music' and Bob Marley was playing on the stereo!
I wasn't high, I know that, but I was drunk beyond belief! hehehehehehe
I got really pissed drunk one day early in the afternoon about 5 years ago. Then I decided to take a shower around 5pm before I walked back to the bars to talk to the ladies. I was in the shower and looked down just to see that I was still wearing socks. That was a low point, dude. Wearing socks in the shower is a low point I say.
was drinking scotch at a xmas party when i was 19
after 6 hours i wasn't feeling to good and went to sit in the back of the bar
my friend's gf (now his wife ) comes and sits in my lap ..... and up it comes :shock:
all over her !!!!!!!!! i got up to go to the bathroom and fell down the flight of steps head first into the girls bathroom
A different time drinking Brass Monkey after work with guys from work we decided to run to the car because it was raining out I ran through a thorn bush
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
this time though not much memory of how I got home but.....
when I awoke I found my panty hose and I think I got out of them through one of the knees
and the lamp was broken
God I love to drink!
Hanging out with two friends in the wee hours of the night. We had some OJ and Everclear Grain Alcohol (Devil's Water). We went to Taco Bell with the drunken munchies. I got a chicken/cheese quesadilla. Got bakc to the hang out spot...got so blotto drunk that I vomited up all the quesadilla, which I couldnt eat to this day even if I wanted to, and if I still ate dead animals.
The real kicker though is that I went outside to urinate, got my goods out and began relieving myself....passed out, fell on my back, pissed all over myself.
My friend came out and found me out cold, covered in my own urine, dick in hand...next to a pile of half digested chicken quesadilla.
I haven't touched Everclear since. :?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
i can't!
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
The guy behind me at the SLC Pearl Jam show last September puked all over my fucking back. I still don't know why I didn't turn and punch him in the face. I guess I was in such a good mood being at a PJ show that I was a bit understanding. Plus, I've been there.
That bastard should've bought me a t-shirt though. :evil:
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Congrats on 2k!
Keep aiming for the big 3k!
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
I figured out when you take a swig of Cholorseptic, it numbs your entire mouth, and you can chug so much vodka before you regain your natural gag reflex to hard liquor. I did not try that a second time.
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
neither will I!
look at the first line of my sig.
ah... what we lost when we moved boards can never be replaced.
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
sure....
I think I'm the only one with numbers and letters by choice!
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
After the knocking person had left, I opene the fridge and was pulling out all of the empty bottles so that I coul get to the unopened bottles. I pull out a few empty bottles and then there's one with a little more beer in it, so I turned the bottle up and drank it.
It wasn't beer in the bottle - it was dip spit. My buddy dipped and was using an empty beer bottle to spit in. I spent some time with the toilet that night.
My second cousin....to whose two uncles (my cousins) I am very close....was getting married. I had proclaimed for a couple of weeks pirior to it that I was going to get on stage and sing with the band.
So, the day arrives, I ride with her uncle to the wedding and we start drinking on the way. I have several more before the ceremony and by the time the band gets around to playing I'm pretty much loaded.
Then my cousin grabs me at one point and says come on....so the two of us and one of our friends just walk up on the edge of the stage. Once the song is over the singer asks if he can help us....cousin says 'We want to sing'....a big debate including the audience ensues and eventually we just took over the mic and started singing The Weight.....we turned that mutha out for sure.
After it was all over and I had consumed quite a few more tasty beverages we returned to my cousin's house along with his brother and his wife. I live maybe 200 meters...if that far...down the road and the other cousin's wife didn't want to let me drive home although I was still coherent HAHA! Anyway, ends up I sleep on one couch in the den and our friend sleeps on the other.
Suddenly I am awakened by my friend staring up at me saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!" To which I say "I'm pissin'" and I continue to relieve myself on the end table right beside his head. I finish and go lay back down on the couch. I pissed all over family pictures as well as my friend's glasses.
It supposed to be kept a secret from the lady of the house, but those two told her of course so for the next months every time I would go up there she always said "Something stinks over there and it just won't go away. I think the damn cat is pissing in the corner."
Sorry....that got long winded
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Wow reminds me of my husband! He did the exact same thing but on our curtains in the bedroom. What's wrong with guy's? I guess it's cause you're used to pissing anywhere and everywhere whenever you want.