The Honest Drunk Test

pandora

CJMST3K wrote:

pandora wrote:

I'll never catch up to you Hoff but I'll keep tryin

neither will I!

look at the first line of my sig.

ah... what we lost when we moved boards can never be replaced.

oh wow that wasn't fair and you lost your name too? is that why you are just letters and numbers now

CJMST3K

pandora wrote:

CJMST3K wrote:

pandora wrote:

I'll never catch up to you Hoff but I'll keep tryin

neither will I!

look at the first line of my sig.

ah... what we lost when we moved boards can never be replaced.

oh wow that wasn't fair and you lost your name too? is that why you are just letters and numbers now

sure....

I think I'm the only one with numbers and letters by choice!

NoCode416

I was drinking with buddies in a dorm room that was supposed to be alcohol free. I was pretty hammered. There was a knock at the door, so we scattered and got all bottles into the microfridge.

After the knocking person had left, I opene the fridge and was pulling out all of the empty bottles so that I coul get to the unopened bottles. I pull out a few empty bottles and then there's one with a little more beer in it, so I turned the bottle up and drank it.

It wasn't beer in the bottle - it was dip spit. My buddy dipped and was using an empty beer bottle to spit in. I spent some time with the toilet that night.

pandora

NoCode416 wrote:

I was drinking with buddies in a dorm room that was supposed to be alcohol free. I was pretty hammered. There was a knock at the door, so we scattered and got all bottles into the microfridge.

After the knocking person had left, I opene the fridge and was pulling out all of the empty bottles so that I coul get to the unopened bottles. I pull out a few empty bottles and then there's one with a little more beer in it, so I turned the bottle up and drank it.

It wasn't beer in the bottle - it was dip spit. My buddy dipped and was using an empty beer bottle to spit in. I spent some time with the toilet that night.

:shock: I thought it was going to be piss not sure which would be worse ick

Jukee

About four or five years ago a friend of mine had a poker tournament (I was living with her and her husband at the time) and there was about 20-25 of us playing. Well the next day I woke up with my clothes on from the night before and I reached in my pocket to find roughly a hundred bucks. So I go upstairs to tell my friend that I had found money in my pocket...She looked at me and threw another couple hundred at me and said here's the rest, you won last night. I was stunned, couldn't believe it because the last I remember of the night there were probably 8 of us left. That's one druken time that I'm not embarrassed to share...I have few other stories but am too sober right now to talk about them

Yellow Ledbelly

I've got plenty of drunken idiocy in my past, but the most recent BIG ONE is a classic....

My second cousin....to whose two uncles (my cousins) I am very close....was getting married. I had proclaimed for a couple of weeks pirior to it that I was going to get on stage and sing with the band.

So, the day arrives, I ride with her uncle to the wedding and we start drinking on the way. I have several more before the ceremony and by the time the band gets around to playing I'm pretty much loaded.
Then my cousin grabs me at one point and says come on....so the two of us and one of our friends just walk up on the edge of the stage. Once the song is over the singer asks if he can help us....cousin says 'We want to sing'....a big debate including the audience ensues and eventually we just took over the mic and started singing The Weight.....we turned that mutha out for sure.

After it was all over and I had consumed quite a few more tasty beverages we returned to my cousin's house along with his brother and his wife. I live maybe 200 meters...if that far...down the road and the other cousin's wife didn't want to let me drive home although I was still coherent HAHA! Anyway, ends up I sleep on one couch in the den and our friend sleeps on the other.

Suddenly I am awakened by my friend staring up at me saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!" To which I say "I'm pissin'" and I continue to relieve myself on the end table right beside his head. I finish and go lay back down on the couch. I pissed all over family pictures as well as my friend's glasses.

It supposed to be kept a secret from the lady of the house, but those two told her of course so for the next months every time I would go up there she always said "Something stinks over there and it just won't go away. I think the damn cat is pissing in the corner."

Sorry....that got long winded

pandora

"Something stinks over there and it just won't go away. I think the damn cat is pissing in the corner."

thats a good one- would be hard to keep a straight face

DreamOfAngels

I wonder sometimes how I love the same band as everyone else.

Jukee

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

I've got plenty of drunken idiocy in my past, but the most recent BIG ONE is a classic....

My second cousin....to whose two uncles (my cousins) I am very close....was getting married. I had proclaimed for a couple of weeks pirior to it that I was going to get on stage and sing with the band.

So, the day arrives, I ride with her uncle to the wedding and we start drinking on the way. I have several more before the ceremony and by the time the band gets around to playing I'm pretty much loaded.
Then my cousin grabs me at one point and says come on....so the two of us and one of our friends just walk up on the edge of the stage. Once the song is over the singer asks if he can help us....cousin says 'We want to sing'....a big debate including the audience ensues and eventually we just took over the mic and started singing The Weight.....we turned that mutha out for sure.

After it was all over and I had consumed quite a few more tasty beverages we returned to my cousin's house along with his brother and his wife. I live maybe 200 meters...if that far...down the road and the other cousin's wife didn't want to let me drive home although I was still coherent HAHA! Anyway, ends up I sleep on one couch in the den and our friend sleeps on the other.

Suddenly I am awakened by my friend staring up at me saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!" To which I say "I'm pissin'" and I continue to relieve myself on the end table right beside his head. I finish and go lay back down on the couch. I pissed all over family pictures as well as my friend's glasses.

It supposed to be kept a secret from the lady of the house, but those two told her of course so for the next months every time I would go up there she always said "Something stinks over there and it just won't go away. I think the damn cat is pissing in the corner."

Sorry....that got long winded

Wow reminds me of my husband! He did the exact same thing but on our curtains in the bedroom. What's wrong with guy's? I guess it's cause you're used to pissing anywhere and everywhere whenever you want.

pandora

Jukee wrote:

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

I've got plenty of drunken idiocy in my past, but the most recent BIG ONE is a classic....

My second cousin....to whose two uncles (my cousins) I am very close....was getting married. I had proclaimed for a couple of weeks pirior to it that I was going to get on stage and sing with the band.

So, the day arrives, I ride with her uncle to the wedding and we start drinking on the way. I have several more before the ceremony and by the time the band gets around to playing I'm pretty much loaded.
Then my cousin grabs me at one point and says come on....so the two of us and one of our friends just walk up on the edge of the stage. Once the song is over the singer asks if he can help us....cousin says 'We want to sing'....a big debate including the audience ensues and eventually we just took over the mic and started singing The Weight.....we turned that mutha out for sure.

After it was all over and I had consumed quite a few more tasty beverages we returned to my cousin's house along with his brother and his wife. I live maybe 200 meters...if that far...down the road and the other cousin's wife didn't want to let me drive home although I was still coherent HAHA! Anyway, ends up I sleep on one couch in the den and our friend sleeps on the other.

Suddenly I am awakened by my friend staring up at me saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!" To which I say "I'm pissin'" and I continue to relieve myself on the end table right beside his head. I finish and go lay back down on the couch. I pissed all over family pictures as well as my friend's glasses.

It supposed to be kept a secret from the lady of the house, but those two told her of course so for the next months every time I would go up there she always said "Something stinks over there and it just won't go away. I think the damn cat is pissing in the corner."

Sorry....that got long winded

Wow reminds me of my husband! He did the exact same thing but on our curtains in the bedroom. What's wrong with guy's? I guess it's cause you're used to pissing anywhere and everywhere whenever you want.

yea I think they all have done it- kind of funny to see if you aren't in the line of fire for sure

eyedclaar

DreamOfAngels wrote:

I wonder sometimes how I love the same band as everyone else.

I think the PJ boys, especially Mike, could one up a lot of these stories. You might not be listening to the right band.

DreamOfAngels

eyedclaar wrote:

DreamOfAngels wrote:

I wonder sometimes how I love the same band as everyone else.

I think the PJ boys, especially Mike, could one up a lot of these stories. You might not be listening to the right band.

hmm.. like Mike, I quit. Life has been good and the stories are much more respectful of who i want to be in life. I'm guessing he would agree to that too.

Yellow Ledbelly

pandora wrote:

"Something stinks over there and it just won't go away. I think the damn cat is pissing in the corner."

thats a good one- would be hard to keep a straight face

Yeah...and I knew exactly why she was saying but I never flinched, never gave any inkling that I was going to admit anything and to this day I have not. It finally came out that she knew about it all this time a couple of months ago but even then I said nothing. Deny til you die....
That was the first time I had ever done such as that....I figured I would have done it at some point in my college years but never did. Of course, when that happened five years ago I was probably even more rowdy than I was during my college years

eyedclaar

DreamOfAngels wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

DreamOfAngels wrote:

I wonder sometimes how I love the same band as everyone else.

I think the PJ boys, especially Mike, could one up a lot of these stories. You might not be listening to the right band.

hmm.. like Mike, I quit. Life has been good and the stories are much more respectful of who i want to be in life. I'm guessing he would agree to that too.

Those who wind up quitting usually have the greatest, craziest stories of all. C'mon, share, we won't judge you. Well, I might, but the rest are good people.

DreamOfAngels

eyedclaar wrote:

Those who wind up quitting usually have the greatest, craziest stories of all. C'mon, share, we won't judge you. Well, I might, but the rest are good people.

Sorry to disappoint but they were sooo terrible that I had to go to a hypnotist to erase my mind of the memories. Otherwise, I couldn't go on

mickeyrat

Hmm, most drunken moment..... Not sure this counts , to be honest I would have to say the 90's. Yes the 90's were my most drunken moment.

chadwick

to many to list.

keeponrockin

First night in University Res... Drank about a bottle and a half of wine... Met a girl, she invites me to her room... I ask about he room-mate... The girl says 'Oh, she forgot her key, things will be ok!' So I was happy. We start hooking up, shirts are off, then I hear the door open and see the lights turn on. Of course instead of trying to make up some sort of explanation, my drunken head tries to make a joke by simply saying "Um... This is exactly what it looks like!"... I was told to leave shortly thereafter.

Good times.

youngster

Besides the times I blacked out and didn't remember anything, one time that comes to mind is when I was in the Navy in Jacksonville, FL, we went out drinking one night right before leaving on deployment and I got super hammered. At the gate to the base, we were stopped to show ID's to get back on base. I was passed out in the passengers seat and my buddy was hitting me to wake up and get my ID out. I was fumbling in my pockets for my ID (they were green back then, not white like now) and I pull out a piece of Doublemint gum cause all I saw was the green. So here is my drunk ass trying to get back on a military base with a stick of gum. So the guard asked me to step out of the vehicle. He was of spanish or mexican descent, I couldn't tell, so I said to my buddy driving, "I didn't know the Spanish re-took Florida."

Not funny.

He pulled me aside and searched my pockets for my ID and to add insult to injury while all this was happening, I threw up all over his shoes. The other guard actually started laughing which helped my case cause the guy wit puke on his boots was more embarrassed than pissed. Once he found out that I was of age to drink and was able to get on base with a valid ID, he told me to go back to my ship and sleep it off. Most of this was a haze for me while it was happening but the other 3 guys that were with me who weren't as drunk were more than happy to tell me about it the next day.

chelsea48

dcfaithful wrote:

I was 16 years old.

Hanging out with two friends in the wee hours of the night. We had some OJ and Everclear Grain Alcohol (Devil's Water). We went to Taco Bell with the drunken munchies. I got a chicken/cheese quesadilla. Got bakc to the hang out spot...got so blotto drunk that I vomited up all the quesadilla, which I couldnt eat to this day even if I wanted to, and if I still ate dead animals.

The real kicker though is that I went outside to urinate, got my goods out and began relieving myself....passed out, fell on my back, pissed all over myself.

My friend came out and found me out cold, covered in my own urine, dick in hand...next to a pile of half digested chicken quesadilla.

I haven't touched Everclear since. :?

did i not tell you to play cards nicely with youre friends and a couple of beers