Getting hit in the balls

i_lov_it · February 2010

the wolf wrote:

this thread should be locked !!!!

every time I even see the thread subject I cringe, just from knowing what is inside.

twisting nuts should not be allowed here !!!

I happen to Agree!!! lol

dimitrispearljam · February 2010

i_lov_it wrote:

the wolf wrote:

this thread should be locked !!!!

every time I even see the thread subject I cringe, just from knowing what is inside.

twisting nuts should not be allowed here !!!

I happen to Agree!!! lol

true

Drowned Out · February 2010

I played softball last year; our pitcher took a line drive in the nuts – forgot his can that day…we called the game. Had to carry him to a car and take him to the hospital. I still get queasy remembering that sound :shock:

Even WORSE – a friend of mine was playing ball hockey and did what so many hockey players have – went into the boards stick first – and the stick jammed into the boards……tore his scrotum open, requiring surgery to tuck everything back in and sew it up. :sick:

chadwick · February 2010

one of my brothers ran into my testicles with his bike while we were playing in the backyard.
it hurt so bad i instantaneously fell on the ground crying like a baby.
what's cool is that we had just gotten a dog that was living in an abusive home.
he wouldn't come to any of us, very timid and shy dog.
as i was lying on the ground curled up in a ball crying my eyes out the dog came over to me and put his head on me and lied there with me.

i guess the dog knew about pain or something.

mickeyrat · February 2010

the wolf wrote:

this thread should be locked !!!!

every time I even see the thread subject I cringe, just from knowing what is inside.

twisting nuts should not be allowed here !!!

Unless you're into that sort of thing. Just sayin.

theserialthrilla · February 2010

im off to play football now..fingers crossed i dont get it in the nuts...or should that be legs crossed

mca47 · February 2010

mickeyrat wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

dude
dont soccer players wear cups?

with all that kicking going on, I sure would

only in america.

I played soccer for 15 years (in America) and nobody wore cups ever...

Anyways, yeah...I got the balls crushed a couple times playing soccer. Oh man!

Worst...feeling...ever!

Jearlpam0925 · February 2010

Try playing rugby without a cup. Saw a dude have his sack stepped on. His sack was ripped open.

On a disgusting unrelated related note - I was at the Dropkick Murphys/Flogging Molly concert, and when Flogging was done we decided to sneak backstage. We left the venue and decided to jump the tall fence with points at the top. Long story short - my friend cleared it, but me and my worn out shoulders from rugby(and also intoxicated) couldn't keep my balance at the top of the fence. All I hear is the tearing of my jeans. Yep, tore my sack opened. But from the adrenaline of getting over the fence, we went backstage, drank with the guitar player, then got onstage during Dropkick's encore of "Shipping Up To Boston." I was singing into the mic in front of nearly 10,000 people. It was definitely THE best/worst night of my life.

mca47 · February 2010

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Try playing rugby without a cup. Saw a dude have his sack stepped on. His sack was ripped open.

On a disgusting unrelated related note - I was at the Dropkick Murphys/Flogging Molly concert, and when Flogging was done we decided to sneak backstage. We left the venue and decided to jump the tall fence with points at the top. Long story short - my friend cleared it, but me and my worn out shoulders from rugby(and also intoxicated) couldn't keep my balance at the top of the fence. All I hear is the tearing of my jeans. Yep, tore my sack opened. But from the adrenaline of getting over the fence, we went backstage, drank with the guitar player, then got onstage during Dropkick's encore of "Shipping Up To Boston." I was singing into the mic in front of nearly 10,000 people. It was definitely THE best/worst night of my life.

:shock:
Hahahahahaha!!!

Jearlpam0925 · February 2010

mca47 wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Try playing rugby without a cup. Saw a dude have his sack stepped on. His sack was ripped open.

On a disgusting unrelated related note - I was at the Dropkick Murphys/Flogging Molly concert, and when Flogging was done we decided to sneak backstage. We left the venue and decided to jump the tall fence with points at the top. Long story short - my friend cleared it, but me and my worn out shoulders from rugby(and also intoxicated) couldn't keep my balance at the top of the fence. All I hear is the tearing of my jeans. Yep, tore my sack opened. But from the adrenaline of getting over the fence, we went backstage, drank with the guitar player, then got onstage during Dropkick's encore of "Shipping Up To Boston." I was singing into the mic in front of nearly 10,000 people. It was definitely THE best/worst night of my life.

:shock:
Hahahahahaha!!!

Funny - that's the same reaction all my friends/family have every time this story is brought up.

mca47 · February 2010

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Try playing rugby without a cup. Saw a dude have his sack stepped on. His sack was ripped open.

On a disgusting unrelated related note - I was at the Dropkick Murphys/Flogging Molly concert, and when Flogging was done we decided to sneak backstage. We left the venue and decided to jump the tall fence with points at the top. Long story short - my friend cleared it, but me and my worn out shoulders from rugby(and also intoxicated) couldn't keep my balance at the top of the fence. All I hear is the tearing of my jeans. Yep, tore my sack opened. But from the adrenaline of getting over the fence, we went backstage, drank with the guitar player, then got onstage during Dropkick's encore of "Shipping Up To Boston." I was singing into the mic in front of nearly 10,000 people. It was definitely THE best/worst night of my life.

:shock:
Hahahahahaha!!!

Funny - that's the same reaction all my friends/family have every time this story is brought up.

At first I was :shock: but I think you have the delivery of the story down to make it...

Did you have to get stitches?

Jearlpam0925 · February 2010

mca47 wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

:shock:
Hahahahahaha!!!

Funny - that's the same reaction all my friends/family have every time this story is brought up.

At first I was :shock: but I think you have the delivery of the story down to make it...

Did you have to get stitches?

Ummm....I should have gotten stitches. The beauty of our country's ideas of not having health insurance while being unemployed.

It gets better. I had to go to a wedding like 3 days later. I was walking everywhere like a penguin.

chadwick · February 2010

my dad was hit in the nuts with a leather black jack.
flexible leather strap with lead ends.
cops and prison gaurds used to carry them a lot.
his fellow prison gaurds and himself were horse playing and one of them smacked the ole man square in the balls with a black jack. the ole man passed out and was unconscious for quite awhile.

Flagg · February 2010

You know what hurts? When your dog is laying on your lap or the couch and someone rings the doorbell. This causes him to leap from wherever he is to investigate. It hurts when he plants his foot right there and takes off because his foot is small but there is a lot of power behind it when he jumps. Yes, this just happened to me the other day.

megatron · February 2010

i went to the magic game last night. i was sitting right behind the basket where vince carter got absolutely clobbered in the nuts. i thought he was dead. he still scored 48. must have woken him up

Thoughts_Arrive · February 2010

Try slamming the car door and crunching your thumb, I did on Friday, f'ing kills and my nail is blue and red still.
Still feels numb.

dunkman · February 2010

mickeyrat wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

dude
dont soccer players wear cups?

with all that kicking going on, I sure would

only in america.

this is true... if an indoor 'soccer' player turned up at any game in the Uk wearing a form of padding they'd be called Homoboy for the rest of their playing days.

padding is what girls wear for a few days once a month... otherwise its not needed in indoor football.

markin ball · February 2010

High school baseball game. I'm playing first base and our pitcher throws a real loopy curveball and the batter opens up to it and the ball hits him square in the cup. It made a sound like when you stick your finger in your mouth and pull against your cheek to make a popping noise. The poor kid immediately went to the ground and some wiseass in the outfield yells out "cup check" without missing a beat. Most of us were laughing so hard we were crying. The batter got to go to first base since he was hit by the pitch and he was actually crying a little bit but I couldn't stop laughing. Their first base coach, another player, threatened to beat me up. It was so funny it would have been worth it. The kid was okay, probably more embarassed than anything.

jimed14 · February 2010

Flagg wrote:

You know what hurts? When your dog is laying on your lap or the couch and someone rings the doorbell. This causes him to leap from wherever he is to investigate. It hurts when he plants his foot right there and takes off because his foot is small but there is a lot of power behind it when he jumps. Yes, this just happened to me the other day.

It's astounding, the accuracy our four legged friends have to find the single worst spot to inflict the most tear inducung pain, isn't it?

pjfan31 · February 2010

There was this Pakistani cricketer who got hit in the nuts by a bowler one day. His cup or box as we call it kind of saved him. HOWEVER and it is a big HOWEVER, it broke, and a big spike/shard what ever one calls it was then left protruding and poking into his nut sack.

Getting hit in the balls

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