Getting hit in the balls

pjfan31

Fuck....as 50% of us know, it fucking kills.

Tonight I filled in for a mate and played mixed indoor soccer. I ran up to put pressure on this girl, and I'm not so sure how it happened, But I think she stuck her backside out to shield the ball, and I must of lent back a bit trying to stop from bowling her over, and my nuts got squashed on her arse. Didn't kill so much at the time I mean it hurt, I stopped for a little bit, but now, an hour and a half on they feel all twisted and hurts to walk.

So when I had my shower, I counted, and I still have two.... phew

Oh and for the record, we lost 7--3 but I scored a pretty good goal so I was happy about that

philthehip

pjfan31 wrote:

Fuck....as 50% of us know, it fucking kills.

Tonight I filled in for a mate and played mixed indoor soccer. I ran up to put pressure on this girl, and I'm not so sure how it happened, But I think she stuck her backside out to shield the ball, and I must of lent back a bit trying to stop from bowling her over, and my nuts got squashed on her arse. Didn't kill so much at the time I mean it hurt, I stopped for a little bit, but now, an hour and a half on they feel all twisted and hurts to walk.

So when I had my shower, I counted, and I still have two.... phew

Oh and for the record, we lost 7--3 but I scored a pretty good goal so I was happy about that

It does sound like you scored

dimitrispearljam

philthehip wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

Fuck....as 50% of us know, it fucking kills.

Tonight I filled in for a mate and played mixed indoor soccer. I ran up to put pressure on this girl, and I'm not so sure how it happened, But I think she stuck her backside out to shield the ball, and I must of lent back a bit trying to stop from bowling her over, and my nuts got squashed on her arse. Didn't kill so much at the time I mean it hurt, I stopped for a little bit, but now, an hour and a half on they feel all twisted and hurts to walk.

So when I had my shower, I counted, and I still have two.... phew

Oh and for the record, we lost 7--3 but I scored a pretty good goal so I was happy about that

It does sound like you scored

there are 2 pain in life..the pain of lost love and the hit in the balls..

pjfan31

philthehip wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

Fuck....as 50% of us know, it fucking kills.

Tonight I filled in for a mate and played mixed indoor soccer. I ran up to put pressure on this girl, and I'm not so sure how it happened, But I think she stuck her backside out to shield the ball, and I must of lent back a bit trying to stop from bowling her over, and my nuts got squashed on her arse. Didn't kill so much at the time I mean it hurt, I stopped for a little bit, but now, an hour and a half on they feel all twisted and hurts to walk.

So when I had my shower, I counted, and I still have two.... phew

Oh and for the record, we lost 7--3 but I scored a pretty good goal so I was happy about that

It does sound like you scored

Next time, I hope it ends a little better

Franny

Hey I can relate to your pain...yet another soccer injury...wtf is with that game???
Trust me, any female who have recieved an injury to the pubic bone will know exactly what I mean...seriously I just collapsed and my guts started churning, I felt like I was winded and all I wanted to was vomit, all at once....but instead I laid there on the ground laughing and crying with tears down my face cos that's what my wierd ass body does to deal with pain.....So yeah I hear ya.....quick someone pour the man a stiff one..whoops...a hard one..whoops again...a nice strong drink

Jo

My Brother inlaw got hit in the balls, yea it hurt but he sucked it up and got on with it.
But then later ( I don't know how long, days,weeks maybe,)pain was happening and he got it looked at and they found his nut had spun around and cut off the blood flow.
We now call him MONO! :shock:

the wolf

Jo wrote:

My Brother inlaw got hit in the balls, yea it hurt but he sucked it up and got on with it.
But then later ( I don't know how long, days,weeks maybe,)pain was happening and he got it looked at and they found his nut had spun around and cut off the blood flow.
We now call him MONO! :shock:

that in my opinion, is one of the most absolute worst fucking things I have ever heard in my life!!! :shock:

Get_Right

dude
dont soccer players wear cups?

with all that kicking going on, I sure would

i_lov_it

Jo wrote:

My Brother inlaw got hit in the balls, yea it hurt but he sucked it up and got on with it.
But then later ( I don't know how long, days,weeks maybe,)pain was happening and he got it looked at and they found his nut had spun around and cut off the blood flow.
We now call him MONO! :shock:

Ok...I now have a Tear in the eye...after Reading this!... lol :?

mickeyrat

Get_Right wrote:

dude
dont soccer players wear cups?

with all that kicking going on, I sure would

only in america.

Jo

mickeyrat wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

dude
dont soccer players wear cups?

with all that kicking going on, I sure would

only in america.

Yep your right. Our 'Australian Rules' Football Players have not one bit of protective clothing on them.
Yessirree, nothing but skimpy shorts and tight vests,...... yep.....aussie rule football,.....yep......mmmmm,

oh sorry, what were we talking about?.........
Thats right, getting hit in the BALLS! I'll ask my bro all about it and let you know.......later

agfy

Jo wrote:

My Brother inlaw got hit in the balls, yea it hurt but he sucked it up and got on with it.
But then later ( I don't know how long, days,weeks maybe,)pain was happening and he got it looked at and they found his nut had spun around and cut off the blood flow.
We now call him MONO! :shock:

i too know how your bro feels! i woke up during the night in such pain that i was vomiting from the the pain! it turns out i had a testicular torsion (twisting of the nut where the blood supply is cut off) went to the hospital and had emergency surgery to correct it!!!!!

eeriepadave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I4NaTPirbc

i_lov_it

Jo wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

dude
dont soccer players wear cups?

with all that kicking going on, I sure would

only in america.

Yep your right. Our 'Australian Rules' Football Players have not one bit of protective clothing on them.
Yessirree, nothing but skimpy shorts and tight vests,...... yep.....aussie rule football,.....yep......mmmmm,

oh sorry, what were we talking about?.........
Thats right, getting hit in the BALLS! I'll ask my bro all about it and let you know.......later

Ummm up here! *Clicks Fingers* lol :P

pjfan31

Well they almost feel back to normal.

If I need to go to the doctors I will ask them 'doc, can you take the pain away but leave the swelling?'

keeponrockin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBQf23EAyOI

It works on so many levels.

pjfan31

keeponrockin wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBQf23EAyOI

It works on so many levels.

Get_Right

mickeyrat wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

dude
dont soccer players wear cups?

with all that kicking going on, I sure would

only in america.

well
perhaps thats the one adaptation you guys should consider
gotta protect the twins!

Jearlpam0925

Been struck in the testicle region many times. It's worse than it sounds. The only pains I can imagine being worse are having a catheter stuck up your penis, and giving birth. Thank GOD I will never know the latter....and hopefully not the former either.

theserialthrilla

i play twice a week...and when you get a ball in your nuts darn it hurts..

no we dont wear armer to play football

yes i am talking soccer but we invented the game so its football..

lucky you were indoors...try a cold winters night outside...you can add 20% to that pain level..

the wolf

this thread should be locked !!!!

every time I even see the thread subject I cringe, just from knowing what is inside.

twisting nuts should not be allowed here !!!

i_lov_it

the wolf wrote:

this thread should be locked !!!!

every time I even see the thread subject I cringe, just from knowing what is inside.

twisting nuts should not be allowed here !!!

I happen to Agree!!! lol

dimitrispearljam

i_lov_it wrote:

the wolf wrote:

this thread should be locked !!!!

every time I even see the thread subject I cringe, just from knowing what is inside.

twisting nuts should not be allowed here !!!

I happen to Agree!!! lol

true

Drowned Out

I played softball last year; our pitcher took a line drive in the nuts – forgot his can that day…we called the game. Had to carry him to a car and take him to the hospital. I still get queasy remembering that sound :shock:

Even WORSE – a friend of mine was playing ball hockey and did what so many hockey players have – went into the boards stick first – and the stick jammed into the boards……tore his scrotum open, requiring surgery to tuck everything back in and sew it up.

chadwick

one of my brothers ran into my testicles with his bike while we were playing in the backyard.
it hurt so bad i instantaneously fell on the ground crying like a baby.
what's cool is that we had just gotten a dog that was living in an abusive home.
he wouldn't come to any of us, very timid and shy dog.
as i was lying on the ground curled up in a ball crying my eyes out the dog came over to me and put his head on me and lied there with me.

i guess the dog knew about pain or something.

mickeyrat

the wolf wrote:

this thread should be locked !!!!

every time I even see the thread subject I cringe, just from knowing what is inside.

twisting nuts should not be allowed here !!!

Unless you're into that sort of thing. Just sayin.

theserialthrilla

im off to play football now..fingers crossed i dont get it in the nuts...or should that be legs crossed

mca47

mickeyrat wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

dude
dont soccer players wear cups?

with all that kicking going on, I sure would

only in america.

I played soccer for 15 years (in America) and nobody wore cups ever...


Anyways, yeah...I got the balls crushed a couple times playing soccer. Oh man!


Worst...feeling...ever!

Jearlpam0925

Try playing rugby without a cup. Saw a dude have his sack stepped on. His sack was ripped open.

On a disgusting unrelated related note - I was at the Dropkick Murphys/Flogging Molly concert, and when Flogging was done we decided to sneak backstage. We left the venue and decided to jump the tall fence with points at the top. Long story short - my friend cleared it, but me and my worn out shoulders from rugby(and also intoxicated) couldn't keep my balance at the top of the fence. All I hear is the tearing of my jeans. Yep, tore my sack opened. But from the adrenaline of getting over the fence, we went backstage, drank with the guitar player, then got onstage during Dropkick's encore of "Shipping Up To Boston." I was singing into the mic in front of nearly 10,000 people. It was definitely THE best/worst night of my life.

mca47

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Try playing rugby without a cup. Saw a dude have his sack stepped on. His sack was ripped open.

On a disgusting unrelated related note - I was at the Dropkick Murphys/Flogging Molly concert, and when Flogging was done we decided to sneak backstage. We left the venue and decided to jump the tall fence with points at the top. Long story short - my friend cleared it, but me and my worn out shoulders from rugby(and also intoxicated) couldn't keep my balance at the top of the fence. All I hear is the tearing of my jeans. Yep, tore my sack opened. But from the adrenaline of getting over the fence, we went backstage, drank with the guitar player, then got onstage during Dropkick's encore of "Shipping Up To Boston." I was singing into the mic in front of nearly 10,000 people. It was definitely THE best/worst night of my life.

:shock:
Hahahahahaha!!!

Jearlpam0925

mca47 wrote:

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

Try playing rugby without a cup. Saw a dude have his sack stepped on. His sack was ripped open.

On a disgusting unrelated related note - I was at the Dropkick Murphys/Flogging Molly concert, and when Flogging was done we decided to sneak backstage. We left the venue and decided to jump the tall fence with points at the top. Long story short - my friend cleared it, but me and my worn out shoulders from rugby(and also intoxicated) couldn't keep my balance at the top of the fence. All I hear is the tearing of my jeans. Yep, tore my sack opened. But from the adrenaline of getting over the fence, we went backstage, drank with the guitar player, then got onstage during Dropkick's encore of "Shipping Up To Boston." I was singing into the mic in front of nearly 10,000 people. It was definitely THE best/worst night of my life.

:shock:
Hahahahahaha!!!

Funny - that's the same reaction all my friends/family have every time this story is brought up.