Getting hit in the balls

pjfan31
pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited February 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Fuck....as 50% of us know, it fucking kills.

Tonight I filled in for a mate and played mixed indoor soccer. I ran up to put pressure on this girl, and I'm not so sure how it happened, But I think she stuck her backside out to shield the ball, and I must of lent back a bit trying to stop from bowling her over, and my nuts got squashed on her arse. Didn't kill so much at the time I mean it hurt, I stopped for a little bit, but now, an hour and a half on they feel all twisted and hurts to walk.

So when I had my shower, I counted, and I still have two.... phew

Oh and for the record, we lost 7--3 but I scored a pretty good goal so I was happy about that :)
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  • philthehip
    philthehip Posts: 2,084
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Fuck....as 50% of us know, it fucking kills.

    Tonight I filled in for a mate and played mixed indoor soccer. I ran up to put pressure on this girl, and I'm not so sure how it happened, But I think she stuck her backside out to shield the ball, and I must of lent back a bit trying to stop from bowling her over, and my nuts got squashed on her arse. Didn't kill so much at the time I mean it hurt, I stopped for a little bit, but now, an hour and a half on they feel all twisted and hurts to walk.

    So when I had my shower, I counted, and I still have two.... phew

    Oh and for the record, we lost 7--3 but I scored a pretty good goal so I was happy about that :)

    It does sound like you scored :lol:
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    philthehip wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Fuck....as 50% of us know, it fucking kills.

    Tonight I filled in for a mate and played mixed indoor soccer. I ran up to put pressure on this girl, and I'm not so sure how it happened, But I think she stuck her backside out to shield the ball, and I must of lent back a bit trying to stop from bowling her over, and my nuts got squashed on her arse. Didn't kill so much at the time I mean it hurt, I stopped for a little bit, but now, an hour and a half on they feel all twisted and hurts to walk.

    So when I had my shower, I counted, and I still have two.... phew

    Oh and for the record, we lost 7--3 but I scored a pretty good goal so I was happy about that :)

    It does sound like you scored :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    there are 2 pain in life..the pain of lost love and the hit in the balls..
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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    philthehip wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Fuck....as 50% of us know, it fucking kills.

    Tonight I filled in for a mate and played mixed indoor soccer. I ran up to put pressure on this girl, and I'm not so sure how it happened, But I think she stuck her backside out to shield the ball, and I must of lent back a bit trying to stop from bowling her over, and my nuts got squashed on her arse. Didn't kill so much at the time I mean it hurt, I stopped for a little bit, but now, an hour and a half on they feel all twisted and hurts to walk.

    So when I had my shower, I counted, and I still have two.... phew

    Oh and for the record, we lost 7--3 but I scored a pretty good goal so I was happy about that :)

    It does sound like you scored :lol:


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  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Hey I can relate to your pain...yet another soccer injury...wtf is with that game???
    Trust me, any female who have recieved an injury to the pubic bone will know exactly what I mean...seriously I just collapsed and my guts started churning, I felt like I was winded and all I wanted to was vomit, all at once....but instead I laid there on the ground laughing and crying with tears down my face cos that's what my wierd ass body does to deal with pain.....So yeah I hear ya.....quick someone pour the man a stiff one..whoops...a hard one..whoops again...a nice strong drink
  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    My Brother inlaw got hit in the balls, yea it hurt but he sucked it up and got on with it.
    But then later ( I don't know how long, days,weeks maybe,)pain was happening and he got it looked at and they found his nut had spun around and cut off the blood flow.
    We now call him MONO! :shock:
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Jo wrote:
    My Brother inlaw got hit in the balls, yea it hurt but he sucked it up and got on with it.
    But then later ( I don't know how long, days,weeks maybe,)pain was happening and he got it looked at and they found his nut had spun around and cut off the blood flow.
    We now call him MONO! :shock:

    that in my opinion, is one of the most absolute worst fucking things I have ever heard in my life!!! :o :shock:
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,213
    dude
    dont soccer players wear cups?

    with all that kicking going on, I sure would
  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    Jo wrote:
    My Brother inlaw got hit in the balls, yea it hurt but he sucked it up and got on with it.
    But then later ( I don't know how long, days,weeks maybe,)pain was happening and he got it looked at and they found his nut had spun around and cut off the blood flow.
    We now call him MONO! :shock:

    Ok...I now have a Tear in the eye...after Reading this!... lol :?
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,257
    Get_Right wrote:
    dude
    dont soccer players wear cups?

    with all that kicking going on, I sure would
    only in america.
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  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Get_Right wrote:
    dude
    dont soccer players wear cups?

    with all that kicking going on, I sure would
    only in america.

    Yep your right. Our 'Australian Rules' Football Players have not one bit of protective clothing on them. :D
    Yessirree, nothing but skimpy shorts and tight vests,...... yep.....aussie rule football,.....yep......mmmmm,

    oh sorry, what were we talking about?.........
    Thats right, getting hit in the BALLS! I'll ask my bro all about it and let you know.......later 8-)
  • agfy
    agfy Posts: 133
    Jo wrote:
    My Brother inlaw got hit in the balls, yea it hurt but he sucked it up and got on with it.
    But then later ( I don't know how long, days,weeks maybe,)pain was happening and he got it looked at and they found his nut had spun around and cut off the blood flow.
    We now call him MONO! :shock:
    i too know how your bro feels! i woke up during the night in such pain that i was vomiting from the the pain! it turns out i had a testicular torsion (twisting of the nut where the blood supply is cut off) went to the hospital and had emergency surgery to correct it!!!!!
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  • eeriepadave
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  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    Jo wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Get_Right wrote:
    dude
    dont soccer players wear cups?

    with all that kicking going on, I sure would
    only in america.

    Yep your right. Our 'Australian Rules' Football Players have not one bit of protective clothing on them. :D
    Yessirree, nothing but skimpy shorts and tight vests,...... yep.....aussie rule football,.....yep......mmmmm,

    oh sorry, what were we talking about?.........
    Thats right, getting hit in the BALLS! I'll ask my bro all about it and let you know.......later 8-)

    Ummm up here! *Clicks Fingers* lol :P
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Well they almost feel back to normal.

    If I need to go to the doctors I will ask them 'doc, can you take the pain away but leave the swelling?'
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  • keeponrockin
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBQf23EAyOI

    It works on so many levels.
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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    keeponrockin wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBQf23EAyOI

    It works on so many levels.
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,213
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Get_Right wrote:
    dude
    dont soccer players wear cups?

    with all that kicking going on, I sure would
    only in america.
    well
    perhaps thats the one adaptation you guys should consider
    gotta protect the twins!

    :lol:
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,623
    Been struck in the testicle region many times. It's worse than it sounds. The only pains I can imagine being worse are having a catheter stuck up your penis, and giving birth. Thank GOD I will never know the latter....and hopefully not the former either.
  • theserialthrilla
    theserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    i play twice a week...and when you get a ball in your nuts darn it hurts..

    no we dont wear armer to play football

    yes i am talking soccer but we invented the game so its football..

    lucky you were indoors...try a cold winters night outside...you can add 20% to that pain level..
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  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    this thread should be locked !!!!

    every time I even see the thread subject I cringe, just from knowing what is inside.

    twisting nuts should not be allowed here !!! ;)
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