Pearl Jam Dating Service

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  • In2Deep
    In2Deep Posts: 496
    Could be fun...

    29/F/Morrison, CO
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    In2Deep wrote:
    Could be fun...

    29/F/Morrison, CO

    are you one of those girl things? i heard they existed, but thought they were extinct around these parts...
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    In2Deep wrote:
    Could be fun...

    29/F/Morrison, CO

    LOVE your online ID!
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
    10/25/13 Hartford
  • WindNoSail
    WindNoSail Posts: 580
    OMG this is not going to work, but I give it a go

    41M/Tulsa OK/have a job/have a car/work out/snow skier/travel

    ummm there you go ;)
    HOB 10.05.2005, E Rutherford 06.03.2006, The Gorge 07.22.2006, Lolla 08.05.2007, West Palm 06.11.2008, Tampa 06.12.2008, Columbia 06.16.2008, EV Memphis 06.20.2009, New Orleans 05.01.2010, Kansas City 05.03.2010
  • hollow bottle
    hollow bottle Posts: 183
    I am a male
    5' 11" 175 lbs.
    I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
    I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
    I'm addicted to the web.
    I have braces (on my teeth).
    I watch sports all day.
    I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
    I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
    I have no children that I am aware of.
    Oh, I'm married.

    Does anybody want to meet?
    TDR
  • gorga14
    gorga14 Posts: 103
    OffMeGoes wrote:
    I feel like we are all at a 6th grade dance. All the girls are on that side, wearing really puffy dresses with floral patterns and socks under their shiny black shoes.......and all of me is standing here, cool as could fucking be, just waiting to pick which one of you I want. (okay, Im in the corner playing grab ass with myself, knots in my stomach and pretending that I dont like girls because I cant handle it.)

    Just please, dont be Alison P.....that one girl that always showed up and asked to dance right when the boy grew a pair and was going to ask Liz. Ah.....Liz. That hairsprayed hair. That pair of guess pants that cost 38 dollars back then....the pee-wee football cheerleader that went on in her early 20's to sleep her way to the top and eventually to do embarrassing things at a Christmas party (involved tic-tacs, a water weenie, four stamps and a snickers bar - or so the story goes...) Yes....Liz.....the one that ended up in a van, down by the frozen river...stealing fruit from the store and growing a herp on her lip the size of connecticut. the one that fired eight kids out by the time she was thirty, all with matching birthmarks on their lip......Ah Liz......I pushed Alison down after she cried when I said no...."matt, we are going out....why wont you dance with me..???" Because ALison...I see LIZ..... After making my way to my real life Gem from the Holograms, I asked her to dance....and the dirtskank said NO>............look at where you are now LIZ........last time I saw you, i had little to say. Small talk....."Hey liz, LIZ...look at me...with both eyes....over here....LIZ...you salad faced, bologna butt........I hardly smell you from here!! And, I have to say, I see the crotch crickets are doing very well. I see your HerpLip is nicely contained to the smaller half of your face...I see that your butt can longer land a jumbo jet on it......you look great...I just cant look at you........okay..smell you later......" I turned to hide the tears......I walked away and back to my disease free life....but I am lying to everyone here.....

    You see, the truth is, I died inside that night. Liz is out there, perfect. No herpes. I made that up. No CC's. I made that up...I dont even know if she had crotch crickets....its all diverted energy. All pent up anger from rejection. I have no reason to hate her. IN fact, part of my heart still is out there, reserved for her. I sleep with the light on, in case she comes in my dreams. SHe would lean over my bed with the Herp above my head and she would ask if I had seen her ninth kid.

    The moral of this story......dont read anything I ever write again. It will make you more stupid and will do nothing but succeed in wasting your time.

    My name is Matt. I might have a butt worm.


    ty... i needed a good laugh as i cram for grad school finals i should have been studying for all semester instead of bsing on this forum all day and night.. haha again thank you much
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    It's all dudes in this thread.. that sucks. I'm not even going to advertise myself. 8-)
  • TheGossman
    TheGossman Posts: 1,120
    should have called this thread, "pearl jam sausage fest thread"
    9/4/98, 8/4/00, 12/8/02, 12/9/02, 4/15/03, 4/16/03, 4/19/03, 4/25/03, 4/26/03, 4/28/03, 4/29/03, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/6/04, 9/1/05, 9/2/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 8/5/07, 6/11/08, 6/12/08, 6/14/08, 6/16/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08
  • rhcpjam1029
    rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,982
    18/M/Dirty Jerzzzzz

    lolz.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    hollow bottle wrote:
    I am a male
    5' 11" 175 lbs.
    I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
    I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
    I'm addicted to the web.
    I have braces (on my teeth).
    I watch sports all day.
    I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
    I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
    I have no children that I am aware of.
    Oh, I'm married.

    Does anybody want to meet?



    mmmmm that sounds SO APPEALING!!!!! Do you have a brother??? LOL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Oh and here goes for laughs!

    me.....FEMALE!!!! yes it's true!! :twisted:
    31, working and starting new business, Beautiful sunny, Queensland Aussie!!!! ;)
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    hollow bottle wrote:
    I am a male
    5' 11" 175 lbs.
    I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
    I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
    I'm addicted to the web.
    I have braces (on my teeth).
    I watch sports all day.
    I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
    I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
    I have no children that I am aware of.
    Oh, I'm married.

    Does anybody want to meet?

    you had me until you said you were married....
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • Aaron 23
    Aaron 23 Allen, TX Posts: 543
    Whizbang wrote:
    hollow bottle wrote:
    I am a male
    5' 11" 175 lbs.
    I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
    I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
    I'm addicted to the web.
    I have braces (on my teeth).
    I watch sports all day.
    I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
    I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
    I have no children that I am aware of.
    Oh, I'm married.

    Does anybody want to meet?

    you had me until you said you were married....
    Me too. *sigh :(
  • breath_girl
    breath_girl Posts: 189
    hollow bottle wrote:
    I am a male
    5' 11" 175 lbs.
    I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
    I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
    I'm addicted to the web.
    I have braces (on my teeth).
    I watch sports all day.
    I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
    I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
    I have no children that I am aware of.
    Oh, I'm married.

    Does anybody want to meet?

    All the good ones are taken...
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Hey I got first dibs on that quality bit of man meat.... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    It's all dudes in this thread.. that sucks. I'm not even going to advertise myself. 8-)


    If anyone's ever been to a PJ show they would know that PJ fans are pretty much male. That's not saying that there aren't great female fans, but it's at least a 5-1 ratio if not more.
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • Aaron 23
    Aaron 23 Allen, TX Posts: 543
    smithnic wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    It's all dudes in this thread.. that sucks. I'm not even going to advertise myself. 8-)


    If anyone's ever been to a PJ show they would know that PJ fans are pretty much male. That's not saying that there aren't great female fans, but it's at least a 5-1 ratio if not more.
    Hmm...must be a NE thing...I haven't noticed this at any of the shows I have been to out here in the West. Usually a much better mix, it seems.
  • my_wave
    my_wave clearwater, FL Posts: 355
    pearl jam girls are the best!
    :D
    st. pete '94
    west palm beach '98
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    tampa '08
    brooklyn '13
    austin '14
    austin '14
    tampa '16

    ed - clearwater '12
    ed - clearwater '12
  • gorga14
    gorga14 Posts: 103
    ugh people mostly stare at me funny when i tell them pearl jam is my favorite band.. dunno if its because of my age or because i'm a chick.. maybe both
  • Nastasja
    Nastasja Posts: 9,668
    gorga14 wrote:
    ugh people mostly stare at me funny when i tell them pearl jam is my favorite band.. dunno if its because of my age or because i'm a chick.. maybe both

    you're at least showing some taste.....
    You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets,
    Or you can come to terms and realize
    You're the only one who can't forgive yourself

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