I love the word fart, but would love to hear synonyms

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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    When my 7 year old drops a bomb, he proclaims it's fartalicious.
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  • Red Burrito
    Red Burrito Posts: 484
    I like to refer to it as 'talking shit' when someone farts.
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  • 12345AGNST1
    12345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    sometimes I say that I just BEEFED when i fart.
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    sometimes I say that I just BEEFED when i fart.

    We must be from the same tribe...
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,539
    Always blame it on the horses that stampeded underneath the table.
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    stampede under the table ....good stuff

    keep it coming it makes me laugh
  • klusterfuk
    klusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    how about SHART when you "thought" it was a fart. nothing funnier than some drunk dude sportin a pair of sweats with the accidental gravy stain.
    man i know some fucked up people.
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    still....funniest f'ing thread eva!!!!!
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,539
    Cranking the cord on the lawnmower.
  • Rival178
    Rival178 Posts: 608
    When I fart or hear someone else fart I always say "what did that asshole say"
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,317
    mikalina wrote:
    I have young kids, so we use the word "putter"

    some friends of mine with kids call it "shooting a bunny"
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  • carolinabeerguy
    carolinabeerguy Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,517
    That asshole's talking shit behind my back again.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    kids call it a 'pooker'. of course, when you pooker and shit yourself, that's also known as when you 'gambled and lost'.
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  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    I call mine a "Steve Dunne".

    Next time you're in a movie theater, just rip a huge fart and yell "Steve Dunne you son of a bitch!!!!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I call mine a "Steve Dunne".

    Next time you're in a movie theater, just rip a huge fart and yell "Steve Dunne you son of a bitch!!!!"

    :lol:

    did this come from TN or MA???
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  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    I hate gambling and losing....

    Stevie you SOB...where do you guys think of this shit?
  • Gems and Rhinestones
    Gems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
    This thread STINKS!
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    stinks :o ....you are some funny fucking people out here

    I told my fiance the that ass hole is talking again behind me one...didn't get it at first. I guess it has to be after a loud rip to not make someone think you want to pick a fight
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    how about: Farts, the flower of body functions
  • vedderfan10
    vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    prut = small fart (or tree frog)

    rasper = big trombone fart
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