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I love the word fart, but would love to hear synonyms

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I haven't read the whole thread but my Dad would say..

    "What crawled up your ass and died ?"
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  • ChazzChazz Posts: 1,135
    Recently quoted from a 4 year old I know - "woops, gasman's at the door!" :lol:
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  • mcthudmcthud Posts: 366
    I've seen a few people from Maine rip one out in mixed company and say "woops, lost mah grip!" without missing a step. Always get a good laugh out of me.

    I remember when I was, like, 17 I was working out and some middle-aged man pooped his pants on the leg press machine. Loudest fart I've ever heard.




    ......funny in third grade, funny now.
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    I don't think these are funny ones, but maybe it's just up here, we say 'pump' for fart, which made the thread 'Are you pumped for christmas' interesting.

    Also hear fuffle around and about.
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  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    mcthud wrote:
    I've seen a few people from Maine rip one out in mixed company and say "woops, lost mah grip!" without missing a step. Always get a good laugh out of me.

    I remember when I was, like, 17 I was working out and some middle-aged man pooped his pants on the leg press machine. Loudest fart I've ever heard.




    ......funny in third grade, funny now.
    and the loudest fart you ever seen
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  • mcthudmcthud Posts: 366
    klusterfuk wrote:
    mcthud wrote:
    I've seen a few people from Maine rip one out in mixed company and say "woops, lost mah grip!" without missing a step. Always get a good laugh out of me.

    I remember when I was, like, 17 I was working out and some middle-aged man pooped his pants on the leg press machine. Loudest fart I've ever heard.




    ......funny in third grade, funny now.
    and the loudest fart you ever seen


    LOL not quite. He was behind me at the time. Out of sheer stimulus response, I almost broke my neck to turn around and see what the fuck just happened. I figured out what the colossal noise was right about the time we made awkward eye contact as he stood to leave the room.
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    Here's a few from my Fathers Day card this year:

    The 'Pull my finger" or PMF

    The Machine gun

    The "Silent but deadly" or SBD

    The Shock wave

    The Trumpet

    The "Big wet one" or BWO

    The Carbonater

    The Blowtorch

    The Oopsie-daisy

    The Amplified commode blow

    Beer farts.

    These are actually kinds of farts listed in my card with full explanations.
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  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
    lost my grip....good stuff
  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    My husband calls it poo gas...
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  • rearviewmirorrearviewmiror Posts: 894
    My mother called it a Trump. still makes me laugh for no good reason.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    When my 7 year old drops a bomb, he proclaims it's fartalicious.
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  • Red BurritoRed Burrito Posts: 476
    I like to refer to it as 'talking shit' when someone farts.
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    sometimes I say that I just BEEFED when i fart.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    sometimes I say that I just BEEFED when i fart.

    We must be from the same tribe...
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 16,958
    Always blame it on the horses that stampeded underneath the table.
  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
    stampede under the table ....good stuff

    keep it coming it makes me laugh
  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    how about SHART when you "thought" it was a fart. nothing funnier than some drunk dude sportin a pair of sweats with the accidental gravy stain.
    man i know some fucked up people.
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    still....funniest f'ing thread eva!!!!!
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 16,958
    Cranking the cord on the lawnmower.
  • Rival178Rival178 Posts: 608
    When I fart or hear someone else fart I always say "what did that asshole say"
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,918
    mikalina wrote:
    I have young kids, so we use the word "putter"

    some friends of mine with kids call it "shooting a bunny"
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  • adam42381adam42381 Posts: 2,505
    That asshole's talking shit behind my back again.
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    kids call it a 'pooker'. of course, when you pooker and shit yourself, that's also known as when you 'gambled and lost'.
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  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    I call mine a "Steve Dunne".

    Next time you're in a movie theater, just rip a huge fart and yell "Steve Dunne you son of a bitch!!!!"
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I call mine a "Steve Dunne".

    Next time you're in a movie theater, just rip a huge fart and yell "Steve Dunne you son of a bitch!!!!"

    :lol:

    did this come from TN or MA???
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  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
    I hate gambling and losing....

    Stevie you SOB...where do you guys think of this shit?
  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
    This thread STINKS!
  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
    stinks :o ....you are some funny fucking people out here

    I told my fiance the that ass hole is talking again behind me one...didn't get it at first. I guess it has to be after a loud rip to not make someone think you want to pick a fight
  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
    how about: Farts, the flower of body functions
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    prut = small fart (or tree frog)

    rasper = big trombone fart
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