I love the word fart, but would love to hear synonyms

hrd2imgn
hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
edited April 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
okay it sounds gross because it is, I want to hear your words, expressions, synonyms for teh good old word FART:

make some up for all I care, it is worth a good laugh

ass belch
flatulence
poot
pass gas
toot
step on the duck
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    I gotta admit I clicked on this link expecting this thread to be lame (and maybe disgusting) but I immediately laughed at "Ass Belch". Mind you, I am stoned...but funny is funny and ass belch is funny.
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  • klusterfuk
    klusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    carpet frog
    air biscuit
    buck snort
    ass racket
    noise pollution
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  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    it is even better if you make the duck's sound after you read it.

    this site has some great ones

    http://www.heptune.com/fartword.html

    I liked Air Attack

    colon cologne

    Crunchy frog

    Love puff

    sphincturbulence

    stale wind


    sometimes you just have to laugh and be immature
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    it is even better if you make the duck's sound after you read it.

    this site has some great ones

    http://www.heptune.com/fartword.html

    I liked Air Attack

    colon cologne

    Crunchy frog

    Love puff

    sphincturbulence

    stale wind


    sometimes you just have to laugh and be immature
    colon cologne made me laugh, then love puff made me laugh even more.
    i'm not afraid to admit to being immature sometimes!
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    it is even better if you make the duck's sound after you read it.

    this site has some great ones

    http://www.heptune.com/fartword.html

    I liked Air Attack

    colon cologne

    Crunchy frog

    Love puff

    sphincturbulence

    stale wind


    sometimes you just have to laugh and be immature
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    I gotta admit I clicked on this link expecting this thread to be lame (and maybe disgusting) but I immediately laughed at "Ass Belch". Mind you, I am stoned...but funny is funny and ass belch is funny.

    I'm not stoned and this is the funniest thread.

    sphincturbulence <
    hilarious!
    colon cologne <
    howl!

    my dad used to blame it on barking spiders. that's all I got!
    though my mom hates the word "fart". it was the "f" word in our house when we were kids.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • klusterfuk
    klusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    F is for funky
    The future's paved with better days

    Alpine Valley Resort is etched in my brain!!!


  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Somebody's bakin' brownies.

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  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    A guy I work with calls it "dropping ass".... :D
    Never, ever, flipping forget
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    there used to be some program with the Pillsbury Doughboy (forgive me but I am technotarded so I don't know the word). You used your mouse to poke the image of him in the belly and he'd fart. Different sounds each time and he'd giggle. I've seen the videos but this was different. Probably saw it 10 years ago? I have no patience for google searches....anyone seen it?
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    pjtradeking wrote:
    A guy I work with calls it "dropping ass".... :D

    OMFG!!!!
    That is f'ing HILARIOUS!!!!!!
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    pjtradeking wrote:
    A guy I work with calls it "dropping ass".... :D

    yeah, I had a girl at my office that used to say that ... funny to her say it.

    Also, if someone walks by and "drops ass" ... she'd say ... "Aw man, someone's cropdustin'"
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    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    I have young kids, so we use the word "putter"
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    jimed14 wrote:
    pjtradeking wrote:
    A guy I work with calls it "dropping ass".... :D

    yeah, I had a girl at my office that used to say that ... funny to her say it.

    Also, if someone walks by and "drops ass" ... she'd say ... "Aw man, someone's cropdustin'"


    stop...just stop. I can't stop laughing.....

    with the exception of "what are you doing for sex tonight?" thread, this thread rules.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Whizbang wrote:
    pjtradeking wrote:
    A guy I work with calls it "dropping ass".... :D

    OMFG!!!!
    That is f'ing HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    And My Grandmother (God rest her soul) used to call it "pinching pickles"...lol
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • riCotokYo
    riCotokYo Posts: 159
    can't leave out Butt Trumpet!?!...(depending on length and tone.)
  • klusterfuk
    klusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    dropping ass is killer diller!
    The future's paved with better days

    Alpine Valley Resort is etched in my brain!!!


  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    pjtradeking wrote:
    Whizbang wrote:
    pjtradeking wrote:
    A guy I work with calls it "dropping ass".... :D

    OMFG!!!!
    That is f'ing HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    And My Grandmother (God rest her soul) used to call it "pinching pickles"...lol

    holy mother of God....classic....
    my Nana on my mom's side is actually rolling over in her grave knowing I'm laughing about this.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    klusterfuk wrote:
    dropping ass is killer diller!

    Have to say that is one of my favs as well..Most of the time he comes up next to me..drops ass....wafts it in my direction....then as he walks away, calmly looks back at me as he walks out of my office and says..."you've been served! "...I hate that douche!! :lol:
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    pjtradeking wrote:
    Whizbang wrote:
    pjtradeking wrote:
    A guy I work with calls it "dropping ass".... :D

    And My Grandmother (God rest her soul) used to call it "pinching pickles"...lol

    holy mother of God....classic....
    my Nana on my mom's side is actually rolling over in her grave knowing I'm laughing about this.

    Yes...She was a classic...As my granpa got older and couldnt control it...If she smelled something she would just say that "grandpa must be motor boating around again"... :lol:
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    pjtradeking wrote:

    Yes...She was a classic...As my granpa got older and couldnt control it...If she smelled something she would just say that "grandpa must be motor boating around again"... :lol:
    LOL!
    I say that about my nana who is gettin up there in age.
    There she goes putt putt puttering around.
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