Suggested Weird Al Yankovic Pearl Jam Songs

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  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    darthvedder81 wrote:
    "Young Man in front of the counter in a large city"
    haha

    winner
  • HailHailOZ
    HailHailOZ Posts: 350
    " they just eat...then sleep...sniff the shoes of a larger one's feet..."
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    HailHailOZ wrote:
    " they just eat...then sleep...sniff the shoes of a larger one's feet..."

    :lol:
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  • JossBreathe
    JossBreathe Posts: 57
    Hahahahahaha.... This thread is ho-larious!! I can't wait to see more.


    State of Fake Tans and Breasts a.k.a. State of Love and Trust
    My Rear is bigger than the mirror a.k.a. Rearview mirror
    Malaria Mosquito a.k.a. Red Mosquito
    Presents Are the Best! a.k.a Present tense
    Bad Breath a.k.a. Breath


    p.s. brain of M.J. - nice job!!! lol and Got Gum.... Nice work also! hehehehehehe :lol:
    "Underneath this smile lies everything,...
    All my hopes, anger, pride, and shame,..."
  • PJ Fan est. 1990
    PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    Glorified G
    glorified pee?
    horrified me?

    Leash
    Peach
    Leach
    Sheesh!

    All Those Yesterdays
    Uncle Fester Day
  • loopjd
    loopjd Posts: 121
    You are Poo, Poo you Are
    September 30th, 2009
    Best. Night. Ever.
  • I_Am_Mike
    I_Am_Mike Posts: 222
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..
  • PJ Fan est. 1990
    PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..

    aside from not for jews...this is a pretty good list
  • JossBreathe
    JossBreathe Posts: 57
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..


    elder woman fell behind the counter and can't get up had me almost floored in laughter! hehehehe. I got the shits was just the icing on the cake!
    "Underneath this smile lies everything,...
    All my hopes, anger, pride, and shame,..."
  • I_Am_Mike
    I_Am_Mike Posts: 222
    PJ Fan est. 1990 wrote:
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..

    aside from not for jews...this is a pretty good list

    sorry, not meant to be offensive in any way. i was thinking along the lines of amish paradise. if it offends anyone, my apologies. it wasn't meant that way.
  • PJ Fan est. 1990
    PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    PJ Fan est. 1990 wrote:
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..

    aside from not for jews...this is a pretty good list

    sorry, not meant to be offensive in any way. i was thinking along the lines of amish paradise. if it offends anyone, my apologies. it wasn't meant that way.

    no offense taken, i just think that anti-semetic humor has gotten extremely old when Borat got old...only person who can bring it back would have to be Mel Brooks...
  • I_Am_Mike
    I_Am_Mike Posts: 222
    picking up at yield through riot act

    Brain of W
    Pilates
    KFC
    Grow Light
    Ejaculation
    F the Girl
    LBC, the Plight of Captain Stubing
    Thumbing My (curds and) Whey
    Gangrene Disease

    i have to stop, this is addicting
  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,351
    Awesome! My thread has become Politically Incorrect! Ok, instead of Not for Jews (could be offensive to some), how about a South Philly version called Not for Youse.
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  • Steveo
    Steveo Posts: 352
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    picking up at yield through riot act

    Brain of W
    Pilates
    KFC
    Grow Light
    Ejaculation
    F the Girl
    LBC, the Plight of Captain Stubing
    Thumbing My (curds and) Whey
    Gangrene Disease

    i have to stop, this is addicting


    ha ha, dun dun, dun.. EJACULATION!!!
    Life has nothing to do with killing time.
    So why be satisfied?
  • iamica
    iamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    The Destroyer
    Eating Some Pie (Given To Fly)
    My Name Is Urkel (Spin the Black Circle)
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  • pateljam
    pateljam Posts: 340
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Awesome! My thread has become Politically Incorrect! Ok, instead of Not for Jews (could be offensive to some), how about a South Philly version called Not for Youse.

    I think it is great... people need to lighten up...
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  • Paul Andrews
    Paul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    OK, apologies advance, but if ever there was one to lighten up over....

    I couldn't bring myself to rip a perfectly good pearl jam song, so I've taken a cover...

    This is what ended up happening to Johnny Guitar

    Last Piss

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    We were makin' out in her daddy's car
    We're in the back and I got a bar
    Right in my pants, the beast had been fed
    I needed a leak, but I got passion instead
    I tried to hold on, but when she gripped it tight
    I'll never forget the sound that night
    The screamin' voice, the busted ass
    The painful punch that i felt last.

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    You don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    When I woke up, the blood was all around
    There were people laughing all around
    Something warm flowin' through my groin
    But somehow I found my dickie that night
    He lifted its head, looked at me and said
    "Couldn't you hold on just a little while."
    I held it close, wished held that piss
    I found the stick that I knew I would miss
    But now it's gone, even though I hold it tight
    I lost my dick for my life that night

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    Oooh~ ooooh~
    Ow, Ow, Ow, ouch...

    If anyone wants to punch me in the head for this little piece of toilet humor, see ya at Gibson on Tues & Wed! :)
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  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,351
    Paul Andrews wrote:
    OK, apologies advance, but if ever there was one to lighten up over....

    I couldn't bring myself to rip a perfectly good pearl jam song, so I've taken a cover...

    This is what ended up happening to Johnny Guitar

    Last Piss

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    We were makin' out in her daddy's car
    We're in the back and I got a bar
    Right in my pants, the beast had been fed
    I needed a leak, but I got passion instead
    I tried to hold on, but when she gripped it tight
    I'll never forget the sound that night
    The screamin' voice, the busted ass
    The painful punch that i felt last.

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    You don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    When I woke up, the blood was all around
    There were people laughing all around
    Something warm flowin' through my groin
    But somehow I found my dickie that night
    He lifted its head, looked at me and said
    "Couldn't you hold on just a little while."
    I held it close, wished held that piss
    I found the stick that I knew I would miss
    But now it's gone, even though I hold it tight
    I lost my dick for my life that night

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    Oooh~ ooooh~
    Ow, Ow, Ow, ouch...

    If anyone wants to punch me in the head for this little piece of toilet humor, see ya at Gibson on Tues & Wed! :)

    YEA! That's horrifying. and Awesome!
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    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24; Pittsburgh 5/16/25; Pittsburgh 5/18/25

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • HailHailOZ
    HailHailOZ Posts: 350
    "When makin' shakes..you gotta use a little blender on it.
    ...ya mixin' eggs...gotta put a little whiskin' on it...."
  • ceska
    ceska New York Posts: 1,137
    Clearly, a Weird Al Jam would be entitled "Johhny Donuts."

    "Now Johnny he be having lots of donuts
    The reason he be smiling known to him"

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