Suggested Weird Al Yankovic Pearl Jam Songs

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  • I_Am_Mike wrote:
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..

    aside from not for jews...this is a pretty good list

    sorry, not meant to be offensive in any way. i was thinking along the lines of amish paradise. if it offends anyone, my apologies. it wasn't meant that way.

    no offense taken, i just think that anti-semetic humor has gotten extremely old when Borat got old...only person who can bring it back would have to be Mel Brooks...
  • I_Am_Mike
    I_Am_Mike Posts: 222
    picking up at yield through riot act

    Brain of W
    Pilates
    KFC
    Grow Light
    Ejaculation
    F the Girl
    LBC, the Plight of Captain Stubing
    Thumbing My (curds and) Whey
    Gangrene Disease

    i have to stop, this is addicting
  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,350
    Awesome! My thread has become Politically Incorrect! Ok, instead of Not for Jews (could be offensive to some), how about a South Philly version called Not for Youse.
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  • Steveo
    Steveo Posts: 352
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    picking up at yield through riot act

    Brain of W
    Pilates
    KFC
    Grow Light
    Ejaculation
    F the Girl
    LBC, the Plight of Captain Stubing
    Thumbing My (curds and) Whey
    Gangrene Disease

    i have to stop, this is addicting


    ha ha, dun dun, dun.. EJACULATION!!!
    Life has nothing to do with killing time.
    So why be satisfied?
  • iamica
    iamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    The Destroyer
    Eating Some Pie (Given To Fly)
    My Name Is Urkel (Spin the Black Circle)
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  • pateljam
    pateljam Posts: 340
    Awesome! My thread has become Politically Incorrect! Ok, instead of Not for Jews (could be offensive to some), how about a South Philly version called Not for Youse.

    I think it is great... people need to lighten up...
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  • Paul Andrews
    Paul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    OK, apologies advance, but if ever there was one to lighten up over....

    I couldn't bring myself to rip a perfectly good pearl jam song, so I've taken a cover...

    This is what ended up happening to Johnny Guitar

    Last Piss

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    We were makin' out in her daddy's car
    We're in the back and I got a bar
    Right in my pants, the beast had been fed
    I needed a leak, but I got passion instead
    I tried to hold on, but when she gripped it tight
    I'll never forget the sound that night
    The screamin' voice, the busted ass
    The painful punch that i felt last.

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    You don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    When I woke up, the blood was all around
    There were people laughing all around
    Something warm flowin' through my groin
    But somehow I found my dickie that night
    He lifted its head, looked at me and said
    "Couldn't you hold on just a little while."
    I held it close, wished held that piss
    I found the stick that I knew I would miss
    But now it's gone, even though I hold it tight
    I lost my dick for my life that night

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    Oooh~ ooooh~
    Ow, Ow, Ow, ouch...

    If anyone wants to punch me in the head for this little piece of toilet humor, see ya at Gibson on Tues & Wed! :)
  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,350
    OK, apologies advance, but if ever there was one to lighten up over....

    I couldn't bring myself to rip a perfectly good pearl jam song, so I've taken a cover...

    This is what ended up happening to Johnny Guitar

    Last Piss

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    We were makin' out in her daddy's car
    We're in the back and I got a bar
    Right in my pants, the beast had been fed
    I needed a leak, but I got passion instead
    I tried to hold on, but when she gripped it tight
    I'll never forget the sound that night
    The screamin' voice, the busted ass
    The painful punch that i felt last.

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    You don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    When I woke up, the blood was all around
    There were people laughing all around
    Something warm flowin' through my groin
    But somehow I found my dickie that night
    He lifted its head, looked at me and said
    "Couldn't you hold on just a little while."
    I held it close, wished held that piss
    I found the stick that I knew I would miss
    But now it's gone, even though I hold it tight
    I lost my dick for my life that night

    Oh, where oh where can my willy be?
    My baby ripped it away from me
    I'm a bustin' now, but it ain't no good
    Don't take a piss when ya girl's holding ya wood.

    Oooh~ ooooh~
    Ow, Ow, Ow, ouch...

    If anyone wants to punch me in the head for this little piece of toilet humor, see ya at Gibson on Tues & Wed! :)

    YEA! That's horrifying. and Awesome!
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    ...ya mixin' eggs...gotta put a little whiskin' on it...."
  • ceska
    ceska New York Posts: 1,137
    Clearly, a Weird Al Jam would be entitled "Johhny Donuts."

    "Now Johnny he be having lots of donuts
    The reason he be smiling known to him"
  • bigbadbill
    bigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    White (instead of Black)
    Vegetable (instead of Animal)
    Letter Man (instead of Better Man)
    Twice (instead of Once)
    Grow (instead of Go)
    Nephew (instead of Daughter)
    11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
  • I Believe in Santa Claus
    I Am Fine
    Do the Hokey Pokey
    Snot for You
    Fixadent
    In My Pee
    Love Boat Bartender
    Better Van
    Carnivalmirror
    Stash of Porns
    Last Piss
    Satan's Hideabed

    Sorry if I repeated any! I just went for it!
    “The love received is the love that is saved.”
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  • Pearl Jam should play My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,143
    Butter Man
    Brain Of JFK
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • dont call my daughter
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • dont call my daughter

    Classic... i just had to have an attempt at that one.. Sorry - i'm too busy right now to make it better than this... Funny, this is the story of my wife and I and our first year or so together when we were teenagers.

    At home, restless, telephone ringing in an otherwise quiet room
    Young girl, teenager, centre of a boy’s attention
    Father, answers the phone, she cringes,
    His word make her cry
    The shades go down - it in his head.
    Painted room, can’t deny he’s way over protective

    Don’t call my daughter – you’re not fit to
    She’s too go for you, let me remind you
    Don’t call my daughter – you’re not fit to
    She’s too go for you, let me remind you
    Don’t call her...

    She holds his hand when father’s not around
    She will sneak out with him anyway...
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,143
    Uggs It would be perfect cause weird Al can play his accordion :D

    I Got Uggs in my room
    Uggs on my bed
    Uggs on my feet
    their shoelaces on my head :?
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • MANKIND
    MANKIND Posts: 218
    canibal
    crazy larry
    inside hand job
    bed burrito
    im wasted
    gods lice
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  • MANKIND
    MANKIND Posts: 218
    forgot dirty skank
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  • nothing_man_92
    nothing_man_92 Canberra, Australia Posts: 347
    me and my friends used to do this when backspacer came out... we would swap one word from each song with jizz (thats ejaculate for those who dont know hahaha)
    just jizz
    amongst the jizz
    johnny jizz
    speed of jizz
    goona see my jizz
    got jizz
    hahaha you get it.. crude yes but we used to laugh our asses off
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,143
    Thin Hair
    Playing With Myself (Sleeping By Myself)
    Swallowed a Whole Pizza
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810

    Thin Hair
    Playing With Myself (Sleeping By Myself)
    Swallowed a Whole Pizza

    :)) excellent
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    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • Nami
    Nami Newfoundland Posts: 5,999

    "Young Man in front of the counter in a large city"

    Lol awesome
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  • ceska
    ceska New York Posts: 1,137
    DeLukin said:

    Low Life
    Fetal
    Parting Waves (dressed as Moses)

    Parting Waves, LOL.

  • PP193448
    PP193448 Here Posts: 4,282
    edited December 2014
    Up
    What up G
    Don't gimmie no drip
    Got none
    Why stay
    Did I forget
    State of sex and lust (NV)
    Post edited by PP193448 on
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Lmao @‌
    Incontinence!!
    How bout,
    I like wine, ( I Am Mine)
    Or..
    I always laughed when my brother sang Betterman as Can't find the Cheddar, Man.. And we always said that'd make a great Weird Al song.. Or..
    Jeremy's Smoking Crack Today.. ( as a just say no, sorta song)
  • odiedragon
    odiedragon Arena, WI Posts: 206

    Uggs It would be perfect cause weird Al can play his accordion :D

    I Got Uggs in my room
    Uggs on my bed
    Uggs on my feet
    their shoelaces on my head :?

    WINNER <:-P
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  • SEACIDE
    SEACIDE Posts: 410
    Butterman

    Love is all you need.....