Suggested Weird Al Yankovic Pearl Jam Songs

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Johnny Abruzzo
Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,350
edited February 2012 in The Porch
Weird Al needs to make some Pearl Jam knockoffs. Here are some suggestions (not sure what any of these would be "about," by the way), one from each album:

Even Dough
Daughter-in-Law
Better Dog
Off the Cliff
In Heat
Incontinence
1/2 Empty
Go Away (instead of Come Back)
Got Gum

Sorry, these aren't that funny. Let's see who can do better.
Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; Phila, PA 10/21/13; Phila, PA 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13;
Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24; Pittsburgh 5/16/25; Pittsburgh 5/18/25

Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
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  • ledvedderman
    ledvedderman Posts: 7,762
    holy shit.
    E8toX.gif

    http://www.reverbnation.com/brianzilm
  • YourDirtisMyfood
    YourDirtisMyfood Boston Posts: 4,668
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Weird Al needs to make some Pearl Jam knockoffs. Here are some suggestions (not sure what any of these would be "about," by the way), one from each album:

    Even Dough
    Daughter-in-Law
    Better Dog
    Off the Cliff
    In Heat
    Incontinence
    1/2 Empty
    Go Away (instead of Come Back)
    Got Gum

    Sorry, these aren't that funny. Let's see who can do better.


    Please let me sleep it's Chunakah time.
  • darthvedder81
    darthvedder81 Posts: 688
    "Young Man in front of the counter in a large city"
    So this life is sacrifice...
    6/30/98 Minneapolis, 10/8/00 East Troy (Brrrr!), 6/16/03 St. Paul, 6/27/06 St. Paul
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    YourDirtisMyfood wrote:
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Weird Al needs to make some Pearl Jam knockoffs. Here are some suggestions (not sure what any of these would be "about," by the way), one from each album:

    Even Dough
    Daughter-in-Law
    Better Dog
    Off the Cliff
    In Heat
    Incontinence
    1/2 Empty
    Go Away (instead of Come Back)
    Got Gum

    Sorry, these aren't that funny. Let's see who can do better.


    Please let me sleep it's Chunakah time.

    ALL of these made me LMAO!!! :D

    Yankovic should sooooooooo do Incontinence or Let Me Sleep It's Chunakah Time, AT LEAST!! :lol:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • littleii
    littleii Posts: 82
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Weird Al needs to make some Pearl Jam knockoffs. Here are some suggestions (not sure what any of these would be "about," by the way), one from each album:

    Even Dough
    Daughter-in-Law
    Better Dog
    Off the Cliff
    In Heat
    Incontinence
    1/2 Empty
    Go Away (instead of Come Back)
    Got Gum

    Sorry, these aren't that funny. Let's see who can do better.

    Jeremy.....

    Clearly I remember...toking with the boy......slobbered all over my joint....

    Jeremy smoked some grass today.......

    :lol::lol:
    if nothing is everything......
  • PJ Fan est. 1990
    PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    Hitlist instead of Wishlist

    Supersonic...the hedgehog

    future tense

    i think he should do a Pearl Jam polka




    ooooo!!! how about "My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder"? oh...he did that already
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    PJ Fan est. 1990 wrote:
    Supersonic...the hedgehog

    YEEEESSSSHHHH!!! :mrgreen:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Low Life
    Fetal
    Parting Waves (dressed as Moses)
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • demetrios
    demetrios Posts: 97,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO76Ft8ozc0

    :lol:

    When Weird Al took over Much Music, those day's, it was worth watching Music TV!
  • InMyTree4
    InMyTree4 Posts: 1,239
    DeLukin wrote:
    Low Life
    Fetal
    Parting Waves (dressed as Moses)

    hahaha low life

    yello bedwetter
    given to cry
    dont give me no tip
    brain of M.J.
    PJ:7/2/03.9/28/04.5/25/06.8/5/07.6/14/08.6/27/08.6/28/08.6/30/08.
    10/30/09.10/31/09.5/17/10.9/7/11
    EV:boston 1+2.albnay 1.boston 2010
  • BlackThirteen
    BlackThirteen Posts: 423
    I've got a couple

    Parka In the Sand
    Do the Creation
    Pilot
    We're closed

    :p
  • Manofthepresenttense
    Manofthepresenttense Posts: 259
    i could see in hiding being transformed into Joe Biden


    I"m Joe Bideeeeennnnnnnn
    NO TIME TO BE VOID OR SAVE UP ON LIFE, YOU GOT TO SPEND IT ALL!!!!!!!
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Breakaball
    In my flea
    Snail! Snail!
    Pave You
    Stuffing as it steams

    ???
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  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Feel free to sing along, as sung by King Aurthur ...

    Grail, Grail ...
    the cup of Christ ...
    I search for you ...
    all daaaay and night ...


    wow ... really? I'm not feeling well ...
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  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,350
    Love Jeremy Smoked Some Weed, Stuffing as it Steams, Joe Biden.

    More politics: Strangest Bribe
    Instead of RVM: Vanity Mirror
    Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; Phila, PA 10/21/13; Phila, PA 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13;
    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24; Pittsburgh 5/16/25; Pittsburgh 5/18/25

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • pateljam
    pateljam Posts: 340
    Can't Find the ButterKnife....


    :lol:
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    2006-07-10 Los Angeles
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  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,350
    Name of Album: No Yolk (picture of egg-white omelette on cover)
    Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; Phila, PA 10/21/13; Phila, PA 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13;
    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24; Pittsburgh 5/16/25; Pittsburgh 5/18/25

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • vedderoffdead
    vedderoffdead Posts: 688
    "Can't find my sweater, man!"

    :lol:
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Slack
    Cats
    Worldwide gooey slide
    I am slime

    Ok I'm getting carried away with rhyming ....
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  • PJ Fan est. 1990
    PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    demetrios wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO76Ft8ozc0

    :lol:

    When Weird Al took over Much Music, those day's, it was worth watching Music TV!

    as much as i love Al, i gotta say, the fellas over at Riff Trax (formerly Mystery Science Theater 3000) do it better
  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    darthvedder81 wrote:
    "Young Man in front of the counter in a large city"
    haha

    winner
  • HailHailOZ
    HailHailOZ Posts: 350
    " they just eat...then sleep...sniff the shoes of a larger one's feet..."
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    HailHailOZ wrote:
    " they just eat...then sleep...sniff the shoes of a larger one's feet..."

    :lol:
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  • JossBreathe
    JossBreathe Posts: 57
    Hahahahahaha.... This thread is ho-larious!! I can't wait to see more.


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    My Rear is bigger than the mirror a.k.a. Rearview mirror
    Malaria Mosquito a.k.a. Red Mosquito
    Presents Are the Best! a.k.a Present tense
    Bad Breath a.k.a. Breath


    p.s. brain of M.J. - nice job!!! lol and Got Gum.... Nice work also! hehehehehehe :lol:
    "Underneath this smile lies everything,...
    All my hopes, anger, pride, and shame,..."
  • PJ Fan est. 1990
    PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    Glorified G
    glorified pee?
    horrified me?

    Leash
    Peach
    Leach
    Sheesh!

    All Those Yesterdays
    Uncle Fester Day
  • loopjd
    loopjd Posts: 121
    You are Poo, Poo you Are
    September 30th, 2009
    Best. Night. Ever.
  • I_Am_Mike
    I_Am_Mike Posts: 222
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..
  • PJ Fan est. 1990
    PJ Fan est. 1990 Posts: 1,788
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..

    aside from not for jews...this is a pretty good list
  • JossBreathe
    JossBreathe Posts: 57
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..


    elder woman fell behind the counter and can't get up had me almost floored in laughter! hehehehe. I got the shits was just the icing on the cake!
    "Underneath this smile lies everything,...
    All my hopes, anger, pride, and shame,..."
  • I_Am_Mike
    I_Am_Mike Posts: 222
    PJ Fan est. 1990 wrote:
    I_Am_Mike wrote:
    Farting Ways
    I Am High
    Glorified G-string
    Elder Woman Fell Behind the Counter and Can't Get Up
    Wrong Exit
    Satan's Dreads
    Not for Jews
    I've Got the Bends
    I Got the Shits

    That's a few up to No Code..

    aside from not for jews...this is a pretty good list

    sorry, not meant to be offensive in any way. i was thinking along the lines of amish paradise. if it offends anyone, my apologies. it wasn't meant that way.

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