Babies are ugly.

orig_long red
orig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
You're all thinking it, I just had the courage to say it.

Alien-like podlings sent here to pry the future from the hands of adults everywhere.

you have been forewarned.
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Little trolls anyway...
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  • tvismyfriend
    tvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    Agreed, I could barely stand to look at my brother when they brought him back from the hospital.
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/128/27/668580992/n668580992_1475896_3101.jpg

    i for one welcome our new alien overlords.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dude. on a friday?


    comin' outta 'the shoot', if it's a long delivery, that baby is one scary lookin' kid, especially if their all hairy. but give them a couple days, and they're cute. at least mine were. but i'm biased. :D
    I love to turn you on
  • stonedponey
    stonedponey Posts: 47
    my first was not ugly.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    exhausted wrote:
    http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/128/27/668580992/n668580992_1475896_3101.jpg

    i for one welcome our new alien overlords.


    Warn us when you post such terrifying pictures. Now I won't be able to sleep for a week.
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    fuck those llittle rats
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Now I won't be able to sleep for a week.

    just like having kids.
  • kcherub
    kcherub Posts: 961
    Put a cape over them, and it will be fine. ;)
    I still want you all to "take care"--I am just damn tired of typing it.

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  • stonedponey
    stonedponey Posts: 47
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    fuck those llittle rats

    there's laws against that im sure.
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    You are so correct.

    My aunt, who has four grand kids and is very dry personality wise, was looking a pictures a while back of my cousin's oldest kid when she was a baby and said it all.

    She said: "Well, we thought Lacie was such a pretty baby, but we were wrong."

    All grannys, if they are honest, know there is no such thing a pretty baby
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • exhausted
    exhausted Posts: 6,638
    naturally born newborns all look like halfchewed pieces of caramel.

    give them about a month though and most shape up, except the ugly ones.
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    kcherub wrote:
    Put a cape over them, and it will be fine. ;)

    lol... kitty Kape and doggie Dreads (IDK where i came up with dog thing maybe cause I like them?)
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Babies are awesome... as long as you have them responsibly!
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    I have been stopped by woman in stores to tell my how cute my daughters are.

    they must be from the mothership
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I have been stopped by woman in stores to tell my how cute my daughters are.

    they must be from the mothership

    it's the cute ones you really have to keep your eyes on.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Men and women always commented to me how beautiful and well behaved my children were? Wait? Were they looking in the right cart? kidding....
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about
    having a son.
    They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
    The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
    The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
    He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
    He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at
    the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
    >
    > The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • NothinGBetteRPJMaN
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about
    having a son.
    They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
    The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
    The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
    He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
    He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at
    the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
    >
    > The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'

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  • riffrandall
    riffrandall Posts: 685
    Speak for yourself.
    My baby's a beauty.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."

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