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Babies are ugly.

orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
You're all thinking it, I just had the courage to say it.

Alien-like podlings sent here to pry the future from the hands of adults everywhere.

you have been forewarned.
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Little trolls anyway...
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  • tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    Agreed, I could barely stand to look at my brother when they brought him back from the hospital.
  • exhaustedexhausted Posts: 6,638
    http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/128/27/668580992/n668580992_1475896_3101.jpg

    i for one welcome our new alien overlords.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dude. on a friday?


    comin' outta 'the shoot', if it's a long delivery, that baby is one scary lookin' kid, especially if their all hairy. but give them a couple days, and they're cute. at least mine were. but i'm biased. :D
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  • stonedponeystonedponey Posts: 47
    my first was not ugly.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    exhausted wrote:
    http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/128/27/668580992/n668580992_1475896_3101.jpg

    i for one welcome our new alien overlords.


    Warn us when you post such terrifying pictures. Now I won't be able to sleep for a week.
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    fuck those llittle rats
  • exhaustedexhausted Posts: 6,638
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Now I won't be able to sleep for a week.

    just like having kids.
  • kcherubkcherub Posts: 961
    Put a cape over them, and it will be fine. ;)
    I still want you all to "take care"--I am just damn tired of typing it.

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  • stonedponeystonedponey Posts: 47
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    fuck those llittle rats

    there's laws against that im sure.
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    You are so correct.

    My aunt, who has four grand kids and is very dry personality wise, was looking a pictures a while back of my cousin's oldest kid when she was a baby and said it all.

    She said: "Well, we thought Lacie was such a pretty baby, but we were wrong."

    All grannys, if they are honest, know there is no such thing a pretty baby
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • exhaustedexhausted Posts: 6,638
    naturally born newborns all look like halfchewed pieces of caramel.

    give them about a month though and most shape up, except the ugly ones.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    kcherub wrote:
    Put a cape over them, and it will be fine. ;)

    lol... kitty Kape and doggie Dreads (IDK where i came up with dog thing maybe cause I like them?)
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Babies are awesome... as long as you have them responsibly!
  • PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    I have been stopped by woman in stores to tell my how cute my daughters are.

    they must be from the mothership
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I have been stopped by woman in stores to tell my how cute my daughters are.

    they must be from the mothership

    it's the cute ones you really have to keep your eyes on.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Men and women always commented to me how beautiful and well behaved my children were? Wait? Were they looking in the right cart? kidding....
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about
    having a son.
    They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
    The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
    The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
    He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
    He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at
    the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
    >
    > The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • NothinGBetteRPJMaNNothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about
    having a son.
    They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
    The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
    The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
    He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
    He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at
    the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
    >
    > The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'

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  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    Speak for yourself.
    My baby's a beauty.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    long red wrote:
    You're all thinking it, I just had the courage to say it.

    Alien-like podlings sent here to pry the future from the hands of adults everywhere.

    But as gross and cliched as it sounds, the love you get back from a child is like nothing else on this planet. Poopy nappies and tantrums get forgotten at the end of the day.

    And I'll agree with you about new borns but toddlers are cute, I think.
  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    You know what they say.
    "It is no small thing when those who are so fresh from God- love us."


    If you don't have kids, you won't get it.
    Don't try.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    no way man, baby's are adorable

    I think I want one some day soon
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  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    All kidding aside, it's a biological necessity for parents to see their own children as "cute" or adorable. This is so that parents take care of their children. If the sexual urge was the only instinct we had as far as procreation were concerned, you'd see people abandoning their children as soon as they were born. Through evolution, our infantile characteristics have evolved to be cute to our parents so that they feed us and keep us clean, warm, etc. It's kind of like the baby crying thing -- a mother's instinct is to hold a crying baby. A stranger's instinct is usually to get as far away as possible.
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    long red wrote:
    You're all thinking it, I just had the courage to say it.

    Alien-like podlings sent here to pry the future from the hands of adults everywhere.

    you have been forewarned.
    i'll drink to that. I never understand WHY people get WAY exxxcited when they see a newborn. They are gross and wrinkly and just a mess. NO BABY is "cute" and they smell gross. Pixxx will disagree.

    Whenever people say "ohhh here look at my baby isnt he/she adorable?!" i always decline to look cuz.....i cant!

    And i know what those of u who know me are thinking-what about Spydee. Oddly enough, he was the ONLY baby i have EVER held right after they wrapped him in a blanket and i thought he was beautiful. :)
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    meistereder wrote:
    All kidding aside, it's a biological necessity for parents to see their own children as "cute" or adorable. This is so that parents take care of their children. If the sexual urge was the only instinct we had as far as procreation were concerned, you'd see people abandoning their children as soon as they were born. Through evolution, our infantile characteristics have evolved to be cute to our parents so that they feed us and keep us clean, warm, etc. It's kind of like the baby crying thing -- a mother's instinct is to hold a crying baby. A stranger's instinct is usually to get as far away as possible.

    u are genius. thats where the exxxpression
    "you got a face only a MOTHER can love" comes from. :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    SENROCK! wrote:
    u are genius. thats where the exxxpression
    "you got a face only a MOTHER can love" comes from. :D


    Right!
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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    riffrandall wrote:
    If you don't have kids, you won't get it.
    Don't try.


    I agree...

    In general, I think newborn babies are sorta ugly... but when you see your own, it's the most adorable thing in the world.
    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    Babies are weird looking indeed!

    This thread reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the ugly baby! Hahahahaha!
  • vduboisevduboise Posts: 1,937
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tNNNgQsOo0&feature=related

    oops sorry wrong one
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2sHZnMsc6M
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