Broke Ass Mofos!

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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    Chick-fil-A doesnt count as getting creative. Unless of course youre into mixing the ranch and polynesian sauce together like I do ;)
    ahh but I used coupons;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    ahh but I used coupons;)
    fair enough
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    fair enough
    coupons and...sour cream;) haha j/k!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    haha yesterday a kid walked into my class and did the same exact thing. didnt even have a drink with him. i asked him how it was and all he could manage to get out was "dry"


    see being a broke ass mother fucker is in style these days.
    has been for quite a long time actually.
    everybody is broke so it must be cool.
    that's how it works.

    now days alot of people try down playin havin money.
    wealthy ass mother fuckers can't hang being a broke ass no money
    havin happy go lucky type fucker tho.

    below is a true or false question:

    remember when food stamps used to be paper money?
    nobody ever traded those things for drugs or alcohol.
    true or false?
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Lizard wrote:
    you must be happy you can afford the alcohol!!
    (unless you stole it):p
    cmon... even homeless people can afford alcohol :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
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    Had I not found this love with you
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    I'm broke! Now who wants peanut butter cookies? :D
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    pearljamjen wrote:
    I'm broke! Now who wants peanut butter cookies? :D
    is it smooth and creamy;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • gnr+pj=2bestever
    gnr+pj=2bestever Posts: 358
    i have $20 in my name...and a $15 bill due in three days...terrific
    Whats got the whole world faking?
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    im a broke ass mofo ! there are spots in my yard that are fucked, and i cant afford to buy a 10 dollar bag off grass seed.
    so, after cutting the grass i rake the the clippings into the dead spots to make it look good for a few days ! :)


    oh , and i dont pay for phone sex anymore. i just find people here that are lonely and horny ;)

    actually, that is a lie.

    ive never paid for phone sex!!!! :D
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    im a broke ass mofo ! there are spots in my yard that are fucked, and i cant afford to buy a 10 dollar bag off grass seed.
    so, after cutting the grass i rake the the clippings into the dead spots to make it look good for a few days ! :)


    oh , and i dont pay for phone sex anymore. i just find people here that are lonely and horny ;)

    actually, that is a lie.

    ive never paid for phone sex!!!! :D
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    i've been broke before...

    it sucked.
  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    the wolf wrote:
    there are spots in my yard that are fucked, and i cant afford to buy a 10 dollar bag off grass seed.
    so, after cutting the grass i rake the the clippings into the dead spots to make it look good for a few days ! :)


    i used to do that when i mowed the lawn for my parents. i was just too lazy to rake up the clippings. i never felt like dumping them in the woods afterwards.
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    nothingman44 wrote:
    i used to do that when i mowed the lawn for my parents. i was just too lazy to rake up the clippings. i never felt like dumping them in the woods afterwards.


    hey it works for me. for about 3 or 4 days it looks like there is grass there !! :D
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    actually, that is a lie.

    ive never paid for phone sex!!!! :D
    na u just meet them at the airport and buy them a drink;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    na u just meet them at the airport and buy them a drink;)


    Fuck yeah ! what else are you supposed to do after a "session" and they tell you they will be in your neck of the woods.

    its all good though, i took the wife ( at the time ) with me just to make sure i didnt do anything to cast doubt or shame on my good name ;)
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    Fuck yeah ! what else are you supposed to do after a "session" and they tell you they will be in your neck of the woods.

    its all good though, i took the wife ( at the time ) with me just to make sure i didnt do anything to cast doubt or shame on my good name ;)
    :D
    back on topic.....
    creative way a Broke Ass Mofo makes dinner.....eats a bag of reese's cups that were intended for the halloween kiddies:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    :D
    back on topic.....
    creative way a Broke Ass Mofo makes dinner.....eats a bag of reese's cups that were intended for the halloween kiddies:D

    ah fuck 'em. kids in america are too fuckin' fat anyway. last thing they need is free candy.


    back on topic.


    my bathroom sink is fucked, the hot water drips like a boys part after leaving a whore house, and .........the drain is clogged. so it fills up in like 3 hours and overflows, and its a fuckin mess.
    so i have put a piece of hose from the fish tank in there and its acting as non stop syphon because the water drips so much there is a constant flow to keep the syphon working. :D im pretty proud of that one !!!

    its going to cost 600 bucks to fix !!!!!!!!!!! :(
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Count me in...I still owe tuition bills at over 2 grand, been trying to pay it off for nearly 2 years now. Oh man, and my credit card bills are off the roof with 2 grand each...

    seems like it'll never end...one payment is mailed then it's off to the next one... :( :mad:

    P.S. oh by the way, I'm gonna be gonna be travelin' overseas in a month, so more spending...
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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    since i can't afford new decorative items and i don't want bare walls...i decided a creative solution for artwork at my new place....since i dont want my "single" place to look the same as my married home and a lot of frames have photos of me and the soon to be ex on our travesl....i am taking the frames and framing navy maps that my dad has rolls of:)
    and some of the "bought" art (usually from target and cheap places) i'm going to paint over:) any paintings in my new place will be done by ME:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    hartamh wrote:
    There is a thread from music for rhinos (sounds like he/she) is broke Ass MoFo, wants to know what is in our pantries/fridge :D
    I don't know....they have more in their fridge/pantry then i do!! :eek:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"

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