Broke Ass Mofos!

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  • nothingman44nothingman44 Posts: 1,495
    i've been broke before...

    it sucked.
  • nothingman44nothingman44 Posts: 1,495
    the wolf wrote:
    there are spots in my yard that are fucked, and i cant afford to buy a 10 dollar bag off grass seed.
    so, after cutting the grass i rake the the clippings into the dead spots to make it look good for a few days ! :)


    i used to do that when i mowed the lawn for my parents. i was just too lazy to rake up the clippings. i never felt like dumping them in the woods afterwards.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    i used to do that when i mowed the lawn for my parents. i was just too lazy to rake up the clippings. i never felt like dumping them in the woods afterwards.


    hey it works for me. for about 3 or 4 days it looks like there is grass there !! :D
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    actually, that is a lie.

    ive never paid for phone sex!!!! :D
    na u just meet them at the airport and buy them a drink;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    na u just meet them at the airport and buy them a drink;)


    Fuck yeah ! what else are you supposed to do after a "session" and they tell you they will be in your neck of the woods.

    its all good though, i took the wife ( at the time ) with me just to make sure i didnt do anything to cast doubt or shame on my good name ;)
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    Fuck yeah ! what else are you supposed to do after a "session" and they tell you they will be in your neck of the woods.

    its all good though, i took the wife ( at the time ) with me just to make sure i didnt do anything to cast doubt or shame on my good name ;)
    :D
    back on topic.....
    creative way a Broke Ass Mofo makes dinner.....eats a bag of reese's cups that were intended for the halloween kiddies:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    :D
    back on topic.....
    creative way a Broke Ass Mofo makes dinner.....eats a bag of reese's cups that were intended for the halloween kiddies:D

    ah fuck 'em. kids in america are too fuckin' fat anyway. last thing they need is free candy.


    back on topic.


    my bathroom sink is fucked, the hot water drips like a boys part after leaving a whore house, and .........the drain is clogged. so it fills up in like 3 hours and overflows, and its a fuckin mess.
    so i have put a piece of hose from the fish tank in there and its acting as non stop syphon because the water drips so much there is a constant flow to keep the syphon working. :D im pretty proud of that one !!!

    its going to cost 600 bucks to fix !!!!!!!!!!! :(
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Count me in...I still owe tuition bills at over 2 grand, been trying to pay it off for nearly 2 years now. Oh man, and my credit card bills are off the roof with 2 grand each...

    seems like it'll never end...one payment is mailed then it's off to the next one... :( :mad:

    P.S. oh by the way, I'm gonna be gonna be travelin' overseas in a month, so more spending...
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    since i can't afford new decorative items and i don't want bare walls...i decided a creative solution for artwork at my new place....since i dont want my "single" place to look the same as my married home and a lot of frames have photos of me and the soon to be ex on our travesl....i am taking the frames and framing navy maps that my dad has rolls of:)
    and some of the "bought" art (usually from target and cheap places) i'm going to paint over:) any paintings in my new place will be done by ME:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    hartamh wrote:
    There is a thread from music for rhinos (sounds like he/she) is broke Ass MoFo, wants to know what is in our pantries/fridge :D
    I don't know....they have more in their fridge/pantry then i do!! :eek:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • i need a job.


    its sad, im 17 and i still live off the money my grandmom gives me.
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    i need a job.


    its sad, im 17 and i still live off the money my grandmom gives me.
    :D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    i need a job.


    its sad, im 17 and i still live off the money my grandmom gives me.


    i would think at 17 that , that is still acceptable. so i wouldnt worry too much about it. ;)
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    i would think at 17 that , that is still acceptable. so i wouldnt worry too much about it. ;)
    trust me....she needs a job....granny don't pay too well! :D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    trust me....she needs a job....granny don't pay too well! :D


    maybe. but at least she didnt steal 2 mil. from her like mine did. :(


    god i hate that bitch !
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    chadwick wrote:
    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.
    Yeah, I've done exactly that.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I need my fucking student loan and I need it now!
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • I'm broke as fook!

    Got soooooo much going on between now and mid February, it's ridiculous.

    Housemate's birthday on Sunday - night out Saturday
    Other housemate's hen night next Saturday (costume costs are as big as the bar bills gonna be but it's so worth it! :D)
    A friend's baby is due anyday
    My nephew's birthday
    Mighty Boosh in Wolverhampton
    MMJ in Manchester
    Housemate's wedding
    Brother's birthday
    Dave's work's Christmas party
    Friend's birthday (possibly a night out)
    My work's Christmas party
    The Levellers in Birmingham
    Niece's birthday
    Christmas!!!
    My Mum's 60th birthday (Christmas day :rolleyes: )
    New Year
    Dad's birthday
    Sister in Law's birthday
    My twin's birthday (and mine of course!)
    Mine and Dave's year anniversary
    Valentine's day.

    All of that, as well as possible gigs (maybe Metallica?!), occasional nights out and general spending is gonna bankrupt me!


    I love solving the problem of lack of fundage though :D

    * Christmas presents are on a budget - some are even being created by my own fair hand! (including PJ secret Santa)
    * Birthday nights out/hen night etc are being started by drinking at home - saves money on the bar bill.
    * Cheap hotels are being used or we simple don't go.
    * Won't be buying merch at gigs - I can always order stuff online at a later date
    * Walking to work instead of catching the bus - also makes me feel good and it's got the added bonus of helping the environment.

    Dave also taught me something recently too - If you don't carry cash, you don't spend money on silly little things! Genius :D

    I've taken to working out a budget each month. That, combined with not carrying cash and moving money into my other account 'til I need it (the one I DON'T have a debit card for) seems to be working. I know what money I have, where it's due to go and when... works for me :)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    what with the global banking crisis.....am thinking bout moving into the banking business as a broker ! am broker now then i was before !!! hahahahacry ...
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • trust me....she needs a job....granny don't pay too well! :D

    grandmom pays well for an 83 year old woman, i made 3 dollars today, jeez brandi. :D

    you should go visit her, shes cute.
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    On the outside I don't look broke.. but those student loans from graduate school at a pricey private university.. they are making me an undercover BAM.. :p
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    Well Im living with my folks....:o
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    hi,

    i'm itsevobaby and i'm a BAM.
    wow, it feels like a weight off already!


    ...wait... i don't have to pay for this do i?
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Another creative idea of the BAM kind:)....I have full gallons of paint left over from painting this house...now I'm moving and want the new place to look different so I'm taking the paint to get re-tinted a diff color:) costs NOTHING:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
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