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Broke Ass Mofos!

CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
So answers are fatal (rachel, my cousin) and I were talking about how broke we are and decided in order to make ourselves feel better we'd create a club...the Broke Ass Mofos...BAM for short:)...any one care to join and bask in all that is being broke and the creativity it causes us to use to figure things out:). All are welcome...if you can relate:D

***this is NOT a bitch fest...it is about how being broke can make u think out of the box in order to accomplish things:)
"I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I am SO fucking broke right now, it is so depressing and I am drinking to alleviate the anxiety. Fun times...
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I am SO fucking broke right now, it is so depressing and I am drinking to alleviate the anxiety. Fun times...
    you must be happy you can afford the alcohol!!
    (unless you stole it):p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    Im so broke that I can't afford to pay attention.


    badabop chhhh
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Lizard wrote:
    you must be happy you can afford the alcohol!!
    (unless you stole it):p
    I was bought it for my birthday :o
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    BeerBaron wrote:
    LOL, still paying for all those shows you went to this year? :D
    Ohhhh and SOOOOOO much more! Lol :) it really has caused me to get creative though, especially with cooking:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    count me in !!! been stoney broke for years.....anyone remember what disposable income means ....i cant feckin remember ! haha.
    anyone thinkin of a life of crime??? muahahaha
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    where do i begin?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    yes, please add me to your list of broke ass mofos!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    monster95 wrote:
    count me in !!! been stoney broke for years.....anyone remember what disposable income means ....i cant feckin remember ! haha.
    anyone thinkin of a life of crime??? muahahaha

    i have never sold marijuana
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    i ahve 30 dollars hahahha. getting a job though!!!!!!!!!!!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    would right now be a good time to go bank robbing???? hahh
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    are you speaking in code tryin to find accomplices for a robbery?
    agree to pay my flight over and we'll discuss further....
  • redmosquito10redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    yep, being a student with the amazing job of unpaid research assistant is starting to catch up with me. Supposedly I'll start getting paid soon, but I'll believe it when I see it. In the meantime, I'm living off the 3 months of work i squeeze into my summers, which actually isnt bad right now considering I worked about 75 hrs/week during the summer. talk to me spring quarter, though, and ill be using ramen in ways that god never intended
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    elmer wrote:
    are you speaking in code tryin to find accomplices for a robbery?
    agree to pay my flight over and we'll discuss further....
    ssshhh....ffs man..dont tell the whole world!
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    ill be using ramen in ways that god never intended
    ahhh the art of ramen cooking....that's the creativity I was speaking of:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    Ohhhh and SOOOOOO much more! Lol :) it really has caused me to get creative though, especially with cooking:)
    Chick-fil-A doesnt count as getting creative. Unless of course youre into mixing the ranch and polynesian sauce together like I do ;)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    yep, being a student with the amazing job of unpaid research assistant is starting to catch up with me. Supposedly I'll start getting paid soon, but I'll believe it when I see it. In the meantime, I'm living off the 3 months of work i squeeze into my summers, which actually isnt bad right now considering I worked about 75 hrs/week during the summer. talk to me spring quarter, though, and ill be using ramen in ways that god never intended

    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    chadwick wrote:
    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.
    used to eat that stuff raw. only Id bang it on the counter a few times, then put that yummy beef flavored salt on it and shake it up a bit. lunch.
  • redmosquito10redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    chadwick wrote:
    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.

    haha yesterday a kid walked into my class and did the same exact thing. didnt even have a drink with him. i asked him how it was and all he could manage to get out was "dry"
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    chadwick wrote:
    today i saw a fellow student and the fucker
    was eating a package of dry Ramen noodles.
    the square of uncooked dry noodles was strait
    out of the package and into his mouth.
    i was in awe.
    My husband used to do this...
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    Chick-fil-A doesnt count as getting creative. Unless of course youre into mixing the ranch and polynesian sauce together like I do ;)
    ahh but I used coupons;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    ahh but I used coupons;)
    fair enough
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    fair enough
    coupons and...sour cream;) haha j/k!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    haha yesterday a kid walked into my class and did the same exact thing. didnt even have a drink with him. i asked him how it was and all he could manage to get out was "dry"


    see being a broke ass mother fucker is in style these days.
    has been for quite a long time actually.
    everybody is broke so it must be cool.
    that's how it works.

    now days alot of people try down playin havin money.
    wealthy ass mother fuckers can't hang being a broke ass no money
    havin happy go lucky type fucker tho.

    below is a true or false question:

    remember when food stamps used to be paper money?
    nobody ever traded those things for drugs or alcohol.
    true or false?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Lizard wrote:
    you must be happy you can afford the alcohol!!
    (unless you stole it):p
    cmon... even homeless people can afford alcohol :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    I'm broke! Now who wants peanut butter cookies? :D
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    pearljamjen wrote:
    I'm broke! Now who wants peanut butter cookies? :D
    is it smooth and creamy;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • gnr+pj=2bestevergnr+pj=2bestever Posts: 358
    i have $20 in my name...and a $15 bill due in three days...terrific
    Whats got the whole world faking?
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    im a broke ass mofo ! there are spots in my yard that are fucked, and i cant afford to buy a 10 dollar bag off grass seed.
    so, after cutting the grass i rake the the clippings into the dead spots to make it look good for a few days ! :)


    oh , and i dont pay for phone sex anymore. i just find people here that are lonely and horny ;)

    actually, that is a lie.

    ive never paid for phone sex!!!! :D
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    im a broke ass mofo ! there are spots in my yard that are fucked, and i cant afford to buy a 10 dollar bag off grass seed.
    so, after cutting the grass i rake the the clippings into the dead spots to make it look good for a few days ! :)


    oh , and i dont pay for phone sex anymore. i just find people here that are lonely and horny ;)

    actually, that is a lie.

    ive never paid for phone sex!!!! :D
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
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