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Tom Cruise Scientology Recruitment Video

chris05chris05 Posts: 347
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
go look this up.

Trey and Matt have got to make fun of this crap on South Park.
Who cares if the world is going down the toilet? Eddie Vedder got his mojo back!
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    Started watching it and then realized I couldnt invest ten minutes on it. The cat's a loon, end of story
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

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    Tom KTom K Posts: 842
    They made fun of Scientology in the Super Adventure Club episode...i think thats what it was called..
    I'm gone ..Long gone..This time I'm letting go of it all...So long...Cause this time I'm gone
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    Tom KTom K Posts: 842
    I'm gone ..Long gone..This time I'm letting go of it all...So long...Cause this time I'm gone
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    adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,505
    He has lost his fucking mind...and that's just a recruitment video...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5WmA_Nvphg
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    Yeah, he should stick to talking "script."
    Rarghstarfarian.
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    WTF is he talking about ???

    I heard "KSW" used anyone know what that is ??

    And "SP" what's an SP ?

    Must be some good drugs in Hollywood
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    bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    Tom's
    gone crazy.
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    in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Man, I think all religion is a joke and I make fun of them all, but Scientology takes the cake and Tom Cruise is a looney toon!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
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    chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    he has gone BATSHIT
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    hoooooooly shit. we are all fucking doomed.
    Jam out with your clam out.
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    chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    long red wrote:
    hoooooooly shit. we are all fucking doomed.
    nah, we'll all be just fine. he'll get so crazy he'll either tie himself to a rocket or pass out from the loopies. i'll just laugh at his nutter ass in the meantime though :D
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,083
    Hooooooooooly crap that is crazy!!!!!



    Yoo hoo Xenu!! calling Xenu.... :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    i want to be like Tom Cruise when i grow up. he's the only one that can help us.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    adam42381 wrote:
    He has lost his fucking mind...and that's just a recruitment video...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5WmA_Nvphg

    this video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,083
    WTF is he talking about ???

    I heard "KSW" used anyone know what that is ??

    And "SP" what's an SP ?

    Must be some good drugs in Hollywood

    From someone's comments on another link...

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    I was a Scientologist for almost 30 years and I can translate what Cruise is
    saying. He's speaking "Scientologese" which is a bogus language that Scientology founder, L. Ron Hubbard, made up in order to assist in the indoctrination of his followers.

    Below you can find the definitions for some of the Scientology words used in this video


    Definitions:

    *KSW (short for Keeping Scientology Working): A policy written by
    Hubbard in the 1960's that requires all Scientologists to follow his
    words and his rules exactly.

    "Orgs: Orgs is an abbreviation for "organizations" and describes
    all churches of Scientology throughout the world.

    *David Miscavige: He is the current leader of Scientology.
    He's the equivalent of the Pope to the Catholics.

    *Out-ethics: any behavior that violates any of Hubbard's
    rules of conduct.

    *Put ethics in on someone else: make others conform
    to Hubbard's rules of behavior.

    *Criminon: Scientology front group that tries to recruit through the prisons.

    * SP: Suppressive Person. Anyone that doesn't like Scientology and/or criticizes Scientology.

    *PTS/SP: another bogus Hubbard term to define behavior that goes
    against Scientology rules.

    *LRH technology or "tech": all the Scientology policies, rules, mandates, procedures.

    Basically everything Hubbard wrote that controls the behavior of Scientologists.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    That's RIGHT!................iceman....I AM dangerous.....now lets lube each other up and play some volleyball
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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    RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Yikes.
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    The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    What really gets me about this pompous asshole is his arrogance. It is only he who is well informed, and we are but a bunch of dumb sheep. Sir, fuck you with a giant rigid pole, you worthless bigheaded motherfucker..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
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    Tom has lost it.
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    RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    The Champ wrote:
    What really gets me about this pompous asshole is his arrogance. It is only he who is well informed, and we are but a bunch of dumb sheep. Sir, fuck you with a giant rigid pole, you worthless bigheaded motherfucker..
    I henceforth swear to illegally download and burn all of your movies, and insert them into the microwave one at a time.
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    The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Rygar wrote:
    I henceforth swear to illegally download and burn all of your movies, and insert them into the microwave one at a time.

    The sad thing is, he's a great actor..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
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    RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    The Champ wrote:
    The sad thing is, he's a great actor..
    Yeah I do like a lot of his movies. He really oughta remain silent outside of films, and stay off of sofas.
    I suppose it is too late for him now though. We know he's nuts.
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    ah scientology... what a brilliant invention. the only joke that costs hundreds of thousands of people thousands of dollars not to get the punchline. Xenu indeed. how crazy can people be?!
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    TaftTaft Posts: 453
    Good article on the videos that have surfaced, what a lunatic!

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322854,00.html
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    gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Tom K wrote:
    They made fun of Scientology in the Super Adventure Club episode...i think thats what it was called..

    Yeah I think they do on occasion, but the only episode I can think of that was dedicated the person that does the voice of "Chef" quit because I suppose he is a Scientology-ist. [How the hell you spell that I don't know and spell check wouldn't help :p] It was kind of 'controversial' I guess because, i mean, SP makes fun of everything and he quit when it poked at something that offended him.
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    muppetmuppet Posts: 980
    I'm still going to see his films because he's one of the greatest actors around. But seriously, this whole "I need to enlighten all you" patronising bullshit is just ridclious. I feel kind of sorry for him.
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    I hope Jesus missed this interview
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    in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I hope Jesus missed this interview


    I'm sure Santa and him watched together!!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    tom cruise is the very definition of batshit crazy
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