Tom Cruise Scientology Recruitment Video

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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    The Champ wrote:
    What really gets me about this pompous asshole is his arrogance. It is only he who is well informed, and we are but a bunch of dumb sheep. Sir, fuck you with a giant rigid pole, you worthless bigheaded motherfucker..
    I henceforth swear to illegally download and burn all of your movies, and insert them into the microwave one at a time.
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    Rygar wrote:
    I henceforth swear to illegally download and burn all of your movies, and insert them into the microwave one at a time.

    The sad thing is, he's a great actor..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    The Champ wrote:
    The sad thing is, he's a great actor..
    Yeah I do like a lot of his movies. He really oughta remain silent outside of films, and stay off of sofas.
    I suppose it is too late for him now though. We know he's nuts.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    ah scientology... what a brilliant invention. the only joke that costs hundreds of thousands of people thousands of dollars not to get the punchline. Xenu indeed. how crazy can people be?!
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Taft
    Taft Posts: 457
    Good article on the videos that have surfaced, what a lunatic!

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322854,00.html
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Tom K wrote:
    They made fun of Scientology in the Super Adventure Club episode...i think thats what it was called..

    Yeah I think they do on occasion, but the only episode I can think of that was dedicated the person that does the voice of "Chef" quit because I suppose he is a Scientology-ist. [How the hell you spell that I don't know and spell check wouldn't help :p] It was kind of 'controversial' I guess because, i mean, SP makes fun of everything and he quit when it poked at something that offended him.
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  • muppet
    muppet Posts: 980
    I'm still going to see his films because he's one of the greatest actors around. But seriously, this whole "I need to enlighten all you" patronising bullshit is just ridclious. I feel kind of sorry for him.
  • HatredThrownDown
    HatredThrownDown Posts: 292
    I hope Jesus missed this interview
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    HatredThrownDown wrote:
    I hope Jesus missed this interview


    I'm sure Santa and him watched together!!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    tom cruise is the very definition of batshit crazy
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    chiefojibwa wrote:
    kinda how i feel about all religions.

    hey! a burning bush! and it's talking!!! no, not crazy at all.

    You've never had a burning bush ??

    ;)

    I agree all Religions are the same

    I think the Scientologists are in a cult environment its sad, I dont even think its a Religion
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Lizard wrote:
    From someone's comments on another link...

    Comments

    I was a Scientologist for almost 30 years and I can translate what Cruise is
    saying. He's speaking "Scientologese" which is a bogus language that Scientology founder, L. Ron Hubbard, made up in order to assist in the indoctrination of his followers.

    Below you can find the definitions for some of the Scientology words used in this video


    Definitions:

    *KSW (short for Keeping Scientology Working): A policy written by
    Hubbard in the 1960's that requires all Scientologists to follow his
    words and his rules exactly.

    "Orgs: Orgs is an abbreviation for "organizations" and describes
    all churches of Scientology throughout the world.

    *David Miscavige: He is the current leader of Scientology.
    He's the equivalent of the Pope to the Catholics.

    *Out-ethics: any behavior that violates any of Hubbard's
    rules of conduct.

    *Put ethics in on someone else: make others conform
    to Hubbard's rules of behavior.

    *Criminon: Scientology front group that tries to recruit through the prisons.

    * SP: Suppressive Person. Anyone that doesn't like Scientology and/or criticizes Scientology.

    *PTS/SP: another bogus Hubbard term to define behavior that goes
    against Scientology rules.

    *LRH technology or "tech": all the Scientology policies, rules, mandates, procedures.

    Basically everything Hubbard wrote that controls the behavior of Scientologists.

    Wow, I'm going to start using that lingo and freak my friends out
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You've never had a burning bush ??

    ;)

    I agree all Religions are the same

    I think the Scientologists are in a cult environment its sad, I dont even think its a Religion
    No no, let's not be too hasty...
    He makes sense. I think I'm sold.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Taft wrote:
    Good article on the videos that have surfaced, what a lunatic!

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322854,00.html


    I didnt know there were more Videos !

    I have to see these and have a good laugh or cry..it's so pathetic

    I haven't done all my homework on Scientology but wasn't L. Ron Hubbard just a fiction writer ?
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Rygar wrote:
    No no, let's not be too hasty...
    He makes sense. I think I'm sold.

    I have an all black sweat suit for you

    Just eat it....its only Jell-O...I will join you....I swear....Really....Just eat first

    ;)
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I have an all black sweat suit for you

    Just eat it....its only Jell-O...I will join you....I swear....Really....Just eat first

    ;)
    Haven't any of you ever been in a cult before??
    Come back Meg!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    You know what

    All you MOFO's are a bunch of SP'S !!!!
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You know what

    All you MOFO's are a bunch of SP'S !!!!
    Hey man, KSW all the way. Don't mince words. Don't knock it if you haven't PWB, or JIT. Come TW#, we'll all be SV*675556KF.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Rygar wrote:
    Haven't any of you ever been in a cult before??
    Come back Meg!

    I think I am now

    Pit Cult

    Everyone send me a check for $50...we will be one in chasing down the Hale Bop

    Our Bodies are only vehicles to another dimension....did I mention send me money
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  • pineapplesandwaves
    pineapplesandwaves Posts: 584
    Cuckoo!

    My sister-in-law teaches at a small private school, and mid-way through her first year, she discovered that it was being run by a Scientologist. It's not a Scientology school, but there are definitely Scientology undertones that the teachers are told to incorporate into their days. In fact, it's a contractual obligation to attend Scientology seminars. My sister-in-law had no idea until she was hunted down after Christmas break and told she had to attend workshops. So, she attended 14-hours of Scientology seminars over two days. Luckily, my sister-in-law is a kindergarten teacher and they don't begin these Scientology teachings until grade one or two. The scary thing is, not only is it coded in their contract, but because the school isn't advertised as a Scientology school, most parents have no idea. It's under the radar. Also, this woman apparently received an award last year for her "recruiting".
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