Rectal Exam From Hell

g under p
g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,246
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Man I had my physical today which I paid for out of pocket and everything was fine till the rectal exam. I've had these in the past but TODAY my doc seemed like he was searching for gold back there. :(

I counted it was at least 17 SECONDS with his long fingers up, down and all around. Made me wince overtime but the good news it turned out it's all good.

Peace
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    did ya have a smoke afterward? :p:D
  • _
    _ Posts: 6,657
    g under p wrote:
    Man I had my physical today which I paid for out of pocket and everything was fine till the rectal exam. I've had these in the past but TODAY my doc seemed like he was searching for gold back there. :(

    I counted it was at least 17 SECONDS with his long fingers up, down and all around. Made me wince overtime but the good news it turned out it's all good.

    Peace

    I probably shouldn't have clicked on this thread while eating lunch. I'm sure you have a very nice rectum, but I kinda lost my appetite. :o
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,203
    moooooooon river

    ever serve time doc?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Get_Right wrote:
    moooooooon river

    ever serve time doc?

    well mr babar, i don't find anything wrong with you

    well it's not for a lack of looking

    :D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    wait...it sounds like you are complaining?
    I don't understand...it sounds like a nice easy intro session...

    OH!...I see, hard to get, you saucy gent!

    shoulda held out for dinner first. :D
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,203
    cutback wrote:
    well mr babar, i don't find anything wrong with you

    well it's not for a lack of looking

    :D
    breathe easy
    Yeah...breathe easy... Ahh!! Using the whole fist, Doc?!

    :D
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    did i say two fingers????? better make it three.
  • Shawn Smith Collective
    Shawn Smith Collective Posts: 986
    g under p wrote:
    I had my...rectal exam... My doc seemed like...gold back there...his long fingers up, down and all around...me but[t]... It's good.

    Is this like a bizarro Danielle Steel novel or something?
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  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    Maybe the doctor was looking for something he lost up there.
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,246
    cutback wrote:
    did ya have a smoke afterward? :p:D

    Nice to have some laughter in the middle of the day huh. :)

    I would've love to have a smoke the island kind but I had a fricking headache.

    Peace
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    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    anotherclone wrote:
    Maybe the doctor was looking for something he lost up there.

    DR. Nick Riviera:

    "The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch. Uh oh."
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    eyedclaar wrote:
    DR. Nick Riviera:

    "The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch. Uh oh."

    LMAO!!! Thank you I needed that!

    BTW try a colonoscopy, habing a camera up your a$$ and them showing you the video is something that should be illegal.
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,246
    Black Diamond wrote:
    LMAO!!! Thank you I needed that!

    BTW try a colonoscopy, habing a camera up your a$$ and them showing you the video is something that should be illegal.

    It's borderline pornagraphic but it saves lives though.

    Peace
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    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    g under p wrote:
    It's borderline pornagraphic but it saves lives though.

    Peace

    Just like real pornography... well, except for the borderline part.
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  • Phantom Pain
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    He has boldly gone where no man has gone before....
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,246
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    He has boldly gone where no man has gone before....


    That was a good one. :D

    Peace
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    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    "Paging Dr. Jellyfinger, Dr. Jellyfinger please report to exam room 3."
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    Hopefully you didn't feel both of his hands on your shoulders while this was going on.
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,246
    Danimal wrote:
    Hopefully you didn't feel both of his hands on your shoulders while this was going on.

    :D Stop it :D

    Peace
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    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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