Rectal Exam From Hell

g under p
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Man I had my physical today which I paid for out of pocket and everything was fine till the rectal exam. I've had these in the past but TODAY my doc seemed like he was searching for gold back there. 
I counted it was at least 17 SECONDS with his long fingers up, down and all around. Made me wince overtime but the good news it turned out it's all good.
Peace

I counted it was at least 17 SECONDS with his long fingers up, down and all around. Made me wince overtime but the good news it turned out it's all good.
Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
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.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
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did ya have a smoke afterward?0
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g under p wrote:Man I had my physical today which I paid for out of pocket and everything was fine till the rectal exam. I've had these in the past but TODAY my doc seemed like he was searching for gold back there.
I counted it was at least 17 SECONDS with his long fingers up, down and all around. Made me wince overtime but the good news it turned out it's all good.
Peace
I probably shouldn't have clicked on this thread while eating lunch. I'm sure you have a very nice rectum, but I kinda lost my appetite.0 -
moooooooon river
ever serve time doc?0 -
wait...it sounds like you are complaining?
I don't understand...it sounds like a nice easy intro session...
OH!...I see, hard to get, you saucy gent!
shoulda held out for dinner first.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
did i say two fingers????? better make it three.0
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g under p wrote:I had my...rectal exam... My doc seemed like...gold back there...his long fingers up, down and all around...me but[t]... It's good.
Is this like a bizarro Danielle Steel novel or something?<a href="http://www.shawnsmithsinger.com">Shawn Smith</a> / <a href="http://www.thebandbrad.com">Brad</a> / <a href="http://www.allhailthecrown.com">All Hail the Crown</a> / <a href="http://www.satchelpartnership.com">Satchel</a>
(Shawn Smith's official website, but not Thee Shawn Smith)0 -
Maybe the doctor was looking for something he lost up there.0
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cutback wrote:did ya have a smoke afterward?
Nice to have some laughter in the middle of the day huh.
I would've love to have a smoke the island kind but I had a fricking headache.
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*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
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anotherclone wrote:Maybe the doctor was looking for something he lost up there.
DR. Nick Riviera:
"The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch. Uh oh."Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer
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eyedclaar wrote:DR. Nick Riviera:
"The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch. Uh oh."
LMAO!!! Thank you I needed that!
BTW try a colonoscopy, habing a camera up your a$$ and them showing you the video is something that should be illegal.0 -
Black Diamond wrote:LMAO!!! Thank you I needed that!
BTW try a colonoscopy, habing a camera up your a$$ and them showing you the video is something that should be illegal.
It's borderline pornagraphic but it saves lives though.
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*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)0 -
g under p wrote:It's borderline pornagraphic but it saves lives though.
Peace
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*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)0 -
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Danimal wrote:Hopefully you didn't feel both of his hands on your shoulders while this was going on.
Stop it
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*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)0
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