Rectal Exam From Hell

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  • JonnyPistachio
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  • pearljamjen
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    This thread made me smile! :p
  • WhiteMaleRat
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    Danimal wrote:
    Hopefully you didn't feel both of his hands on your shoulders while this was going on.

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  • Danimal
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    WhiteMaleRat wrote:
    "Look, no hands !!!"

    Haahhaahaha
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  • Phantom Pain
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    Hey at least you didn't have a BM

    :eek:
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  • Wobbie
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    Phantom Pain wrote:
    He has boldly gone where no man has gone before....

    hopefully! :D
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Black Diamond
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    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Hey at least you didn't have a BM

    :eek:

    Wow! I haven't heard BM since my last rectal exam.
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  • sk8nshoot1
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  • faceintheclouds
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    cutback wrote:
    did ya have a smoke afterward? :p:D
    sweet, lmao. smoke and to bed.
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  • aspoonfulweighsaton
    aspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,067
    I just like title of the thread. It's like as opposed to what? Those rectal exams that are sent directly from heaven above?

    :D
  • timroth
    timroth Posts: 215
    Did he aleast do a reach around? It would only be fair
  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    Wait till you have the exam where they use a camera. Not the colonoscopy, I was put to sleep for that one. This exam just take journey through the large intestine. They actually fill you up with CO2. Yes, they shove a camera up your ass that also has a nozzle at the end to inflate your intestine. When it is over, the doc says "get ready, I am going to remove the camera and you are going to pass wind." It is more like hurricane Katrina comes out your butt. Humiliating and painful. :(
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  • mbangel10
    mbangel10 Posts: 548
    westsidepie wrote:
    Wait till you have the exam where they use a camera. Not the colonoscopy, I was put to sleep for that one. This exam just take journey through the large intestine. They actually fill you up with CO2. Yes, they shove a camera up your ass that also has a nozzle at the end to inflate your intestine. When it is over, the doc says "get ready, I am going to remove the camera and you are going to pass wind." It is more like hurricane Katrina comes out your butt. Humiliating and painful. :(

    That is the moment when you should blamingly point your finger at the Dr. and proclaim, "It wasn't me".
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  • comebackwoman
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    This thread has cracked me up and freaked me out all at the same time :p :eek:
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  • IndianSummer
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    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Hey at least you didn't have a BM

    :eek:
    BM ???
    I have faced it, A life wasted...

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  • Lizard
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    comebackgirl wrote:
    This thread has cracked me up and freaked me out all at the same time :p :eek:
    Me too!!!!!
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  • the wolf
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    i had a chick doc do mine. so it was almost kinda kinky ! ;)
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  • Toolgarden
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    Hey, some people pay good money for that service by choice! And they don't get a medical opinion afterward. Look on the bright side of the dark side!
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  • norm
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    Toolgarden wrote:
    Look on the bright side of the dark side!


    that sounds like the slogan for 'sears' on the death star :D
  • sponger
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    westsidepie wrote:
    Yes, they shove a camera up your ass that also has a nozzle at the end to inflate your intestine. (

    I believe you are referring to a sigmoidoscopy.

    As for the original poster, I think perhaps he wanted to be absolutely sure that everything was OK with your prostate. It is, after all, a gland that is about the size of a walnut.
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