Medical physical after 40...

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  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    If you really want to have fun, try it with a female doctor. My doctor is female. While I am trying to go to my happy place so I don't embarrass myself somehow (like the worry, what if I fart when she pulls her finger out), she keeps trying to engage me in conversation about how good my prostrate is doing.
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  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    I would hate that so much. I hope I never turn 40. ???
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • DocChicago
    DocChicago Posts: 653
    you guys are a bunch of crybabies. a prostate exam lasts 10 seconds. a colonoscopy lasts a half hour. neither of them makes you gay. they are both better than cancer. suck it up and look after yourselves.
    It is time to admit that we used to rock like hurricanes. It is time to run for the hills and go round and round. It is time for us to shout at the devil. We've got the right to choose it, there ain't no way we'll lose it, and we're not gonna take it anymore.
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  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    DocChicago wrote:
    you guys are a bunch of crybabies. a prostate exam lasts 10 seconds. a colonoscopy lasts a half hour. neither of them makes you gay. they are both better than cancer. suck it up and look after yourselves.

    I never said anything about being gay. The whole thing was just awkward. I have had the colonoscopy, but I cannot comment on it. The last thing I remember is 100...99...98...

    PS It came out completely clear. Healthy prostrate and a good looking colon.
    To pie I will reply
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  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    DocChicago wrote:
    you guys are a bunch of crybabies. a prostate exam lasts 10 seconds. a colonoscopy lasts a half hour. neither of them makes you gay. they are both better than cancer. suck it up and look after yourselves.

    Chill out, everyone knows it's required because like 1 in 3 men or whatever get it. No one said it makes you gay, the OP was commenting on how it was awkward and perhaps uncomfortable.
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Men are such babies....;) :)

    We're not used to inserting, unless were doing the inserting.

    The first guy who got it, his doctor had hands like a gorilla, and the bad gossip spread from there.

    Any guy that's been knocked out and cut into for a few hours, is not worrying about a curious finger.

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  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    One of the few benefits of being a member of the A/PI race is that we're the healthiest groups of people.
    Weird to think that the people who eats the craziest/weirdest food is the healthiest and least at risk.

    A/PI more likely to survive prostate cancer.
    http://www.prostatecancerfoundation.org/site/c.itIWK2OSG/b.3288981/k.F7D8/Asian_Men_More_Likely_to_Survive_Prostate_Cancer.htm

    Life/Health expectancy.
    http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1448261

    :o I will have mine check as well though since all my native people's official documents were burnt down during the civil war.
    I don't even have a birth certificate. :o
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    LongRd. wrote:
    :o I will have mine check as well though since all my native people's official documents were burnt down during the civil war.
    I don't even have a birth certificate. :o

    You lost your birth certificate in the Civil War? Damn...
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    dissidentman wrote:
    You lost your birth certificate in the Civil War? Damn...
    Shit, I know that there are some old fans but that fuckin takes the cake!! :)
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  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    kh65 wrote:
    Guys, you know what I mean. NOT FUN!!! (I'm still getting over mine from today. I am NEVER going to prison!!)
    dude, i am only 33 and I have had about 4 of them. prostate cancer runs in my family and I had stomach issue a few years back and they kept checking my prostate. then I had a sore groin and my doc checked me again then. After the third one, I thought they were telling me either to stop coming in (finally diagnosed with IBS a year later), the doctor really liked me, or they get a hell of a reimbursment for it.


    yeah, its not fun. thank god my doc has small hands. the doctor had the nerve to ask me if it was uncomfortable...I was like...urgh, ahhh, yeah dude...urgh.

    i didnt think they were supposed to take 20 minutes?
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    kh65 wrote:
    Shit, I know that there are some old fans but that fuckin takes the cake!! :)

    Yeah, a prostate check is going to help anything. They'll need to do some carbon dating first...
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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    dude, i am only 33 and I have had about 4 of them. prostate cancer runs in my family and I had stomach issue a few years back and they kept checking my prostate. then I had a sore groin and my doc checked me again then. After the third one, I thought they were telling me either to stop coming in (finally diagnosed with IBS a year later), the doctor really liked me, or they get a hell of a reimbursment for it.


    yeah, its not fun. thank god my doc has small hands. the doctor had the nerve to ask me if it was uncomfortable...I was like...urgh, ahhh, yeah dude...urgh.

    i didnt think they were supposed to take 20 minutes?
    I've had a few and now that I know it's coming it isn't a big deal. Most of what I'm writing here is to be somewhat funny. Not to get toooo graphic but sometimes he hits the "shit button" when he goes in. :eek: TMI!!!
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  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    kh65 wrote:
    I've had a few and now that I know it's coming it isn't a big deal. Most of what I'm writing here is to be somewhat funny. Not to get toooo graphic but sometimes he hits the "shit button" when he goes in. :eek: TMI!!!
    i hear you. hench the 20 minute joke. no button pressed on me yet.

    the first time I wanted to just leave. its akward, he has to call the nurse in during it (lawsuit thing I guess, or just a fetish...ha ha), and I wasnt expecting it, then I start thinking about the result on the hemoccult card and what if there a problem...it just sucked.

    now, Im a pro...haha. hey man, if its what it takes to prevent an awful disease down the road or possibly cure it early, im an down with it.
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  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    kh65 wrote:
    Guys, you know what I mean. NOT FUN!!! (I'm still getting over mine from today. I am NEVER going to prison!!)

    That's weird for a dentist.
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  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    dissidentman wrote:
    You lost your birth certificate in the Civil War? Damn...
    Haha, that civil war really isn't that old. They don't keep birth certificates in a refugee camp. :D
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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    LongRd. wrote:
    Haha, that civil war really isn't that old. They don't keep birth certificates in a refugee camp. :D
    What civil war are you talking about? The one in the U.S. was like 140+ years ago.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

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  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    kh65 wrote:
    What civil war are you talking about? The one in the U.S. was like 140+ years ago.
    I'm naturalized American. Wasn't born here, born in the mountains of Thailand during Cambodian/Vietnam War.
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,240
    Moooooon River

    ever serve time doc?
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    went to the doctor today... i have been checked for everything under the sun and have had endless blood work done...

    blood pressure 124/70... everything else is fine and where it should be... heart is perfect... all is well


    oh yeah, and no STD's either :cool:



    ps.. on the topic of this thread... i am glad i have not had a doctor shove anything up my ass yet :)
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Fuck that. Any doctor who comes near my arse will be practicing his expert surgery skills sewing his fingers back on.

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